How should fapping on the subway be dealt with?

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Based Jesus said:
The performers that try to shame you for ignoring them are the worst. Won't shut the **** up.
I'm not tryna hear your weak routine *****, Dilla is just a little better than you. Just a little.
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Sitting there looking like Phelps when that other swimmer was teasing him
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Worst was when this corny dude singled me out for not saying good evening or whatever and then him and all the fossils did their whole "back in my day" routine like ****** was holding hands and singing kumbaya on the trains back then.

"I remember when if you said good evening the whole train would respond!" "Sho nuff!!!" "You aint lying!" 
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ahat20 said:
 
Brolic Scholar said:
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This thread has potential. Subway stories.
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I got one my pops told me from back in the days
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He said he had just come from a job interview and he was wearing a suit. Hes sitting in one of those seats like how the fapper in the op video was sitting. There was a dude to his left thats facing him. He said as the trains moving along this guy kept sway side to side and back and forth. He looks at dude and realizes "man this guys ****** up". The next stop my pops gets up and stands a lil ways down. Meanwhile this lady gets on the train that stop and sees the vacant seat so she sits down. As soon as the train starts moving again this dude throws up all over that poor lady.
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I know a chick who had a homeless dude **** his pants right next to her on a crowded train during morning rush hour 
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Based Jesus said:
 
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Worst was when this corny dude singled me out for not saying good evening or whatever and then him and all the fossils did their whole "back in my day" routine like ****** was holding hands and singing kumbaya on the trains back then.

"I remember when if you said good evening the whole train would respond!" "Sho nuff!!!" "You aint lying!" 
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  Ahh man, they pulled that move on you? 
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It did happen to me once but my cousin was the one who added to it by trying to shame me as well. Dude got zero turns on my sega genesis that evening. 
ahat20 said:
Theres some foul creatures amongst us.
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Too true man.  

I feel bad for that old lady man, damn.  I can't imagine the look on her face 
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TURBO UNO said:
 
Based Jesus said:
 
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Worst was when this corny dude singled me out for not saying good evening or whatever and then him and all the fossils did their whole "back in my day" routine like ****** was holding hands and singing kumbaya on the trains back then.

"I remember when if you said good evening the whole train would respond!" "Sho nuff!!!" "You aint lying!" 
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  Ahh man, they pulled that move on you? 
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It did happen to me once but my cousin was the one who added to it by trying to shame me as well. Dude got zero turns on my sega genesis that evening. 
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Here's the funniest part though, he was like in his 30s pulling that ****. Everyone agreeing was at least in their 50s 
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 ***** remembering a time he can't remember 
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Based Jesus said:
 
Here's the funniest part though, he was like in his 30s pulling that ****. Everyone agreeing was at least in their 50s 
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 ***** remembering a time he can't remember 
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Dude lying his *** off to score some points 
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First thing I thought of and honestly was surprised when this video didn't go left like that.

Is witnessing a stern meat beating on the train a common event for my NY NTers?

I fully expected to come in here and see some biological warfare taking place because if a dude is wild enough to pull his **** out in public, let alone commence to beating his meat, I fully expect him to be wild enough to use it as a weapon. Personally, I'm not built like that, so I'm just about to go to the back of his train and ensure that I won't get in any physical confrontation with a dude with his fizzy **** out.

But apparently, this is common for you NYers, you see a dude beating his meat and just tell him to shoo, like stray cats, or the homeless.

The moral of the story is that once again, New York loses.
 
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:rofl: this ain't no common occurrence, it's not like you'll see it every day and know these dudes on a first name basis :lol:
 
JUST ONE PENNY! JUST ONE PENNY CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!!! PLEASE MAKE A DONATION.

Now these guys had their own spiel, an official sign and talking like they were an actual organization collecting mine or food and drink for the homeless. Could'nt tell if they were a racket or legit but they sure were annoying :lol:

I've never seen a fapper but dudes rubbing themselves during rush he or in the mid ing on a crowded train. That's their MO and time to strike if they not freaking off at night catching females clubbing and drunk. There was this HBO movie or show I never got the name of that depicted it well. This dude was in the train, hand in the pole in the middle at his waist and this chick in a skirt was kinda forced to press up on his hand. Son's fingers were putting in mad work. They sexualized it though :lol:
 
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TURBO UNO said:
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Worst was when this corny dude singled me out for not saying good evening or whatever and then him and all the fossils did their whole "back in my day" routine like ****** was holding hands and singing kumbaya on the trains back then.

"I remember when if you said good evening the whole train would respond!" "Sho nuff!!!" "You aint lying!" :rolleyes
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  Ahh man, they pulled that move on you? :lol:  :smh:
It did happen to me once but my cousin was the one who added to it by trying to shame me as well. Dude got zero turns on my sega genesis that evening. 
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:rofl: :rofl: thread getting good.

Brolic Scholar said:
ahat20 said:
I got one my pops told me from back in the days :lol:.

He said he had just come from a job interview and he was wearing a suit. Hes sitting in one of those seats like how the fapper in the op video was sitting. There was a dude to his left thats facing him. He said as the trains moving along this guy kept sway side to side and back and forth. He looks at dude and realizes "man this guys ****** up". The next stop my pops gets up and stands a lil ways down. Meanwhile this lady gets on the train that stop and sees the vacant seat so she sits down. As soon as the train starts moving again this dude throws up all over that poor lady.
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my girl and I got lucky with a vomit comet one night on the T (boston). dude was standing up across from us in the door way of the trian. kind of swaying, but the train was moving. dude projectile vomits all over the dude sitting down next to him. caught the floor and dude's leg and arm :smh:. dude got off at the next stop to vomit more. i've never seen vomit come out so fast in my life. i knew it was luck dude didn't aim at me and the lady. reminded me to be aware of the people around you, less you catch a massive L that will ruin ur day.


Cedric Ceballos said:
I swear if I knew exactly what time those showtime jabronis are going to be on the train I'd love to put baby oil all over the poles and watch them fall on their faces when they try their little failed b grade you got served routine.
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LOL they don't care, doin roundhouse kicks hangin on poles, feet barely miss you. the MTA put out ads tho calling them out, something like "subway poles aren't for showtime" or something like that lol
 
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which NTr is this?

kid needs that bluetooth cock ring where you can control it with a remote
 
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frshstunna said:
:lol: damn she went at him ...lady sounds mean as ****
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She sounded like a hater

Master Zik said:
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Beta boy. Son fapping next to ppl that's how you know he all ****** up.

This lady is very lucky she ain't run in to one of those don't give a **** public masturbators though. All that yelling screaming rah rah **** don't work on those dudes. They'll piss on you.
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Luck has nothing to do with it. She knew who to **** with, homie looks like a herb. She one of those loud mouth ******* that talk mad loud all bark no bite.

Besides, something looks off about dude. I'm not even sure he is all together, son looked more than just embarrassed he look mentally challenged. Unless is shame and embarrassed causing him to act like that.


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He's mentally challenged.

You can tell. And some them guys just start waxing their beef every and any where.

Plus WWE.
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Feel bad for him if is. Dude probably confused as hell from that encounter. If he isn't then his life is over, :smh: either way


Based Jesus said:
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Worst was when this corny dude singled me out for not saying good evening or whatever and then him and all the fossils did their whole "back in my day" routine like ****** was holding hands and singing kumbaya on the trains back then.

"I remember when if you said good evening the whole train would respond!" "Sho nuff!!!" "You aint lying!" :rolleyes


I know a chick who had a homeless dude **** his pants right next to her on a crowded train during morning rush hour |I
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Who would purposely **** themselves though? Especially a person that doesn't have access to a bathroom or shower. That is insane,and disgusting :x
 
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I wish somebody would run up on me while I'm beating off in public.
 
Fam you'd be left snoozing with your dignity around your ankles 
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You're not effectively throwing hands with your weewee out, there's just no way
 
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what's worse than the showtime papis are the women who bring their young kids with them just flat asking for money trying to guilt you into giving up some change
 
son said she sound like a hater for calling out a dude beating his meat on the train with kids in the cart
 
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