Serious Topic: When was the last time you wet the bed?

Maybe 10-13.

All I remember was I thought I was at a waterfall and felt this warm sensation. Hopped up with the quickness and stopped myself when I realized what was really happening :lol:

:rofl: @ sink pissers.
 
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I've pissed in the kitchen and bathroom sink before. Anybody ever piss in the water tank on the toilet, so when someone flushes it, urine comes out?
 
snax91 said:
I've pissed in the kitchen and bathroom sink before. Anybody ever piss in the water tank on the toilet, so when someone flushes it, urine comes out?
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bro, I'm quietly dying in my cube over here at work!!!!! I'm all red and spazzing because I'm trying not to attract attention. :lol:
 
I ain't wet the bed since I was like 6. I've pissed myself while drunk, but I was not on my bed so that don't count.

I do violate the sink from time to time. Not gonna lie.

If the sink is not free, I use my hose trick.

I got outside, get the garden hose, turn on the water, and grip my dong and the hose in the same hand, then commence to make it rain.

The neighbors, my girl or a passerby might think I'm watering the lawn, but in reality I'm getting sweet relief

Catch me outside like with a fist full of rubber and pipe like.....

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Sleepwalking as a kid, I pissed in my grandmothers bathroom trash can. Last pissed on myself at like 10 y/o :lol:
 
bruh i legit dream pissed three in a row in the same dream this morning, surprised I ain't wake up in a golden puddle 
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 but something feels really majestic about a dream piss 
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fx2 said:
one time when I was a kid I passed out and wet the couch. I forgot to flip the cushion over and my moms found out. man she was pissed and yelled out, "FX2 WETS THE BED" for all the neighbours in my apartment to hear :smh:
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:rofl: :rofl: at the idea of your mom calling you by your username.
 
Wavy Daddy said:
The other day....







But thats cuz i get cold sweats and nightmares pretty bad.

I mean, i didnt piss or anything, just woke up wit my whole side of the bed wet and a lil bit of my girls side drenched in sweat and a hard corn dog.

Know im talmbout.
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FlyNY said:
In college, my dorm was co-ed apartment style and had multiple shower closets and 4 bathrooms (with stalls) on each floor. But our actual rooms/apartments only had sinks. There would be days that I didn't want to leave my room, or I didn't wanna run into anyone or get caught up in a hallway dice game, so I'd just piss in my sink and go back and chill on my bed
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kinda college you went to my ***** 
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Didn't wet the bed but peed my pants at work about 4 months ago. I went to urinal like normal and my mind went blank for a few seconds. I know it peeing but I hear it hitting the urinal. I look down and I peed what looked like a horseshoe down the sides of my pants. I run out the building hoping my pants would dry during my 10 minute break. No dice. So now I gotta sit pissy at work for two more hours until my lunch so that I can run home and get a new pair of pants. Good thing was I only stayed about 10 minutes away from my job. Ish was embarrassing.
 
Last time I got drunk. Had that dream where I was pee'n and woke up while "sleep" awar of what was going on .theres was nothing I could do.

And when I woke up , there was also vomit on my pillow and I don't even remember waking up to throw up.


Horrible morining.
 
3900stabler said:
Didn't wet the bed but peed my pants at work about 4 months ago. I went to urinal like normal and my mind went blank for a few seconds. I know it peeing but I hear it hitting the urinal. I look down and I peed what looked like a horseshoe down the sides of my pants. I run out the building hoping my pants would dry during my 10 minute break. No dice. So now I gotta sit pissy at work for two more hours until my lunch so that I can run home and get a new pair of pants. Good thing was I only stayed about 10 minutes away from my job. Ish was embarrassing.
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did anyone say anything?!

i am truly shocked by this thread
 
If you're 6'3''+ the sink can just be too dang tempting sometimes.

Besides the sink being at a perfect height for tall folk when you stand at the bowl there's potential for a splash effect that can hit anything from your thighs to your toes. 

Anyway I'm single and scrub my sink with bleach every month anyway. Eff it.

Dream scenario is a urinal like Rasheed on Cribs.
 
3900stabler said:
Didn't wet the bed but peed my pants at work about 4 months ago. I went to urinal like normal and my mind went blank for a few seconds. I know it peeing but I hear it hitting the urinal. I look down and I peed what looked like a horseshoe down the sides of my pants. I run out the building hoping my pants would dry during my 10 minute break. No dice. So now I gotta sit pissy at work for two more hours until my lunch so that I can run home and get a new pair of pants. Good thing was I only stayed about 10 minutes away from my job. Ish was embarrassing.
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Man I would've been pissed
 
I remember one time i was comin down off a syrup binge.

I was po'n up everday for a month cuz my homeboy hit a lick for a couple gallons.

:nerd:

But yeah, we was pourin up wit everythin from chic fil a lemonade to walmart docta thunda.

Man i got so throwed, i was messin wit this lil chick for about 2 weeks, she comes thru to the mo-mo we at and brings whataburger.

I pass out like 37 seconds after she gets there, patty melt and spicy ketchup in hand.

I kinda wake up, so she FEEDS ME.

Now word in the hood is that i sharted myself cuz i was dozin off but fightin it for about 9 hours.

Chick was diggin me tho, and walked me to the restroom and told me to shower.

Im a real vato, so i grab my gat and whip dat thang out and point at her and say

'***** who the **** you tryna set up?! You got me ****** up call 'insert name' if you want too'

She goes bonkers and runs,

I pull up my pants, and realize i did more then shart myself.
 
I pooped the bed when I was robo tripping once

I haven't pissed the bed in probably 45 years
 
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