Serious Topic: When was the last time you wet the bed?

This is funny coming from somebody that admitted sniffing and licking their fingers after they wipe their ***
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the nerve
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Accidentally i did it once at my grandpas house when i was very small.
New surroundings made me nervous i guess.


Intentionally one time in college.
 
Not since I was young .I have had a couple accidents where I ished on myself in my 20s though cause I thought it was just a fart.
 
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Idk since I was a kid?

Now ask about bubble guts and just reaching the door of your crib, that's different.
 
I had a dream I was standing over the toilet. It felt like the best piss ever till I started waking up to warm and wet pelvis.
 
Last time I wet the bed I lived in u district and was living with my chick of 4 years, back in 08. I literally peed on the bed, I was standing up, she was in it SMH

I turned around threw up in a vans box that contained all my retro cards, SB laces, flight/Nike tags ect

Then passed out. Woke up and she flashed on me! Woke up to her in mid flight and fists of fury!
 
Also, one time I dreamed I got set up in a drug deal and dude came from under the stairs and shot me!

It was so damn real, felt hot bullet mash into my forehead and blow my head off. Last thing I saw was the shooters face, it was 50 Cent!

Woke up partly cryin and completely soaked

Smh to this day don't remember if it was wet dream, cold sweats and pissed myself combined, everything was wet...

And that was when I was in county jail smh!!!! Lmao
I was like fresh 18.
 
Last time I wet the bed I lived in u district and was living with my chick of 4 years, back in 08. I literally peed on the bed, I was standing up, she was in it SMH

I turned around threw up in a vans box that contained all my retro cards, SB laces, flight/Nike tags ect

Then passed out. Woke up and she flashed on me! Woke up to her in mid flight and fists of fury!

Did the same thing to a chick....
I was loaded, went in her room, pissed in a shoe box (with shoes in it) put it on the floor, laid a pillow next to it and went to sleep.... I woke up and my shirt and the pillow was soaked, my pants and draws was completely dry. I'm like wtf happened? Ain't no way I pee'd myself, my pants are still dry. She told me what I did, all I did was deny and smh @ myself if I actually did do it. (I'm sure I probably did)
 
Did the same thing to a chick....
I was loaded, went in her room, pissed in a shoe box (with shoes in it) put it on the floor, laid a pillow next to it and went to sleep.... I woke up and my shirt and the pillow was soaked, my pants and draws was completely dry. I'm like wtf happened? Ain't no way I pee'd myself, my pants are still dry. She told me what I did, all I did was deny and smh @ myself if I actually did do it. (I'm sure I probably did)

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i used to wet the bed every night as a kid 

now every once in a while i get those " dream pisses" but for some reason it never wets the bed just signals my body to wake up from the dream and hit the toilet

always wake up right after a dream piss thinking oh man but i realize i was dreaming and wake up with that pain you get from holdin your piss in too long 
 
Did the same thing to a chick....
I was loaded, went in her room, pissed in a shoe box (with shoes in it) put it on the floor, laid a pillow next to it and went to sleep.... I woke up and my shirt and the pillow was soaked, my pants and draws was completely dry. I'm like wtf happened? Ain't no way I pee'd myself, my pants are still dry. She told me what I did, all I did was deny and smh @ myself if I actually did do it. (I'm sure I probably did)

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this thread and the "sexy ya sheets" thread do not compute...whats the point of nice sheets if we peeing on them?
 
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