Driver's License In The Hood = Yamb City

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Today my Social Studies Professor was showing us an infographic that explains in the hood, 25% of residents hold a driver's license. After excluding all the people who's car have been repo'd, or have a maintenance issue they cannot afford to fix, only about 10% of people in the hood actually drive.

This got me thinking...when I was a shorty I was into Nike Air Rifts, and had found a good deal on CraigsList. So I had my Big Cousin Harold drive me to Upper Price Hill (one of the ghetto-est neighborhoods in Cincinnati). Got the shoes (deadstock condition :smokin). I'm thirsty, so we go to the gas station for refreshments. Anyways, while we were in there, some Boppas were behind us in line, and Harold starts lightweight flirting/spitting game, rather than actually trying to get numbers it seemed like he was just practicing. After we paid for our Gatorade bottles, we were like "Nice 2 Meet you" and that was pretty much it.

So anyways, as we're walking to the car (a 92 Ford Taurus mind you), the girls come out and they have a facial expression like :wow:. All the sudden the tables turn, and they're tryna spit game, instead of the other way around. They were kind of ratchet with a buncha tattoos and looked worn down from smokin and drankin, but at the end of the day what really matters is the box, everything else is secondary to that.

Just typing all this, cause I see alot of NT'ers doing some outrageous stuff (like spending hundreds of dollars on backpage escorts), when all you need to do is drive thru the hood singing along to "Trap Queen". And if you've actually got a sack for her to roll your pretty much guaranteed the yambs.

Also, my cousin told me he sometimes pulls up on chicks waiting at Bus Stops, introduces himself and offers them a ride. Saving money and getting home in half the time is a Win Win, so they almost always hop in.

How many NT'ers have tried these techniques?
 
perfect example is how them prostis were fiending for Limon because he had the vehicle...
 
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Just typing all this, cause I see alot of NT'ers doing some outrageous stuff (like spending hundreds of dollars on backpage escorts), when all you need to do is drive thru the hood singing along to "Trap Queen". And if you've actually got a sack for her to roll your pretty much guaranteed the yambs.

Do you want to get robbed?

Because that's how you get robbed.

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If you're in any of the outer boroughs in NYC and you own a car, your chances with the shortys shoot up 75%

Be careful if you have no game tho, or else you gonna be saved in her phone as "ride".  For the wrong reason.
 
6INP
 

***** you want me to believe two birds got hot over a 92 Taurus like they just layed eyes on their first automobile?

aiight
 
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in da NYC winter, a bird just wanna be in some decent wheels..da fact that millennials dont like to drive or have licenses gives some credence to this post...

if u got a clean BS JDM put together presentable, its easy to bag...hicks out here be doing da most wit old Acuras.. :lol: :smokin
 
in da NYC winter, a bird just wanna be in some decent wheels..da fact that millennials dont like to drive or have licenses gives some credence to this post...

if u got a clean BS JDM put together presentable, its easy to bag...hicks out here be doing da most wit old Acuras..
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8th gen civics, old TL's, G35s (**** em tho 
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), all staple NYC cars
 
Meh.. We been mobbing out here with no L's and still pulling. Shout out to the PT cruiser
 
Honestly driving a car is dangerous in the hood, suburb etc...you gotta worry about cops, careless drivers, road rage, pedestirias, expensive insurance, car insurance scams, tickets getting it stollen, jealous people and cops.

When you look at the cost its not worth it unless the car is used for business and not pleasure.

Its way too much responsibility unless you know you can afford it and using it to do business such as construction or security.

If not rent a car or find a trusted cab driver.

If your using to stunt and living on a shoestring budget don't do it too yourself. You'll be headed for a downward spiral of debt and regrets.
 
Your cousin Harold gon end up Just like Kain cousin Harold with his brains scattered all over the car.
 
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You're going to end up caught up chasing those hood yambs....

"Im about to bust!"

Shorty wraps her legs around you on some Chun Li steez and she's taking you to the cleaners for 18...

Nah. At least wear a hat.
 
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