NASA just put da current zodiak signs outta whack

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We don’t want to be dramatic, but NASA just ruined our lives. For the first time in 3,000 years, they’ve decided to update the astrological signs. This means that the majority of us are about to experience a total identity crisis. Apparently, these changes are due to the fact that the constellations are not in the same position in the sky that they once were, and the star signs are about a month off now, as a result. To further confuse things, there is now a new, 13th sign, called Ophiuchus, which those born between November 29 and December 17 are lucky enough to have to learn to pronounce. Here is NASA’s definitely-not-confusing explanation for this:
“The constellations are different sizes and shapes, so the Sun spends different lengths of time lined up with each one,” they say. “The line from Earth through the Sun points to Virgo for 45 days, but it points to Scorpius for only seven days. To make a tidy match with their 12-month calendar, the Babylonians ignored the fact that the Sun actually moves through 13 constellations, not 12. Then they assigned each of those 12 constellations equal amounts of time. Besides the 12 familiar constellations of the zodiac, the Sun is also aligned with Ophiuchus for about 18 days each year.”
Below, the new astrological breakdown by sign: You may now proceed to enter into a full-blown panic attack, although the silver lining is that this disconcerting news can also be used as an excuse to buy more things.
Capricorn January 20 – February 16
Aquarius February 16 – March 11
Pisces March 11 – April 18
Aries April 18 – May 13
Taurus May 13 – June 21
Gemini June 21 – July 20
Cancer July 20 – August 10
Leo August 10 – September 16
Virgo September 16 – October 30
Libra October 30 – November 23
Scorpio November 23 – November 29
Ophiuchus November 29 –December 17
Sagittarius December 17 – January 20
 
You guys ever meet someone for the first time and they ask you what your sign is?

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Don't know one person under the age of 70 who pays attention to this **** :lol:
 
what am i going to do with my Gemini tattoo now?? :wow:

not srs
 
Not that I follow or believe this, but the description of a Libra still fits me. Not a Leo.
 
I dont believe in magic but apparently it only effects people born after 2011.

Your tatoo is safe
 
You guys ever meet someone for the first time and they ask you what your sign is?

:lol:


Only chicks dawg...They think this **** actually means something :smh:. Crazy thing is I know chicks in their 30s with masters degrees and chicks in the hood who follow this **** like a religion. Zodiac bs doesn't discriminate.

God forbid you end up being the same sign as one their ex :smh:

Don't know one person under the age of 70 who pays attention to this **** :lol:

Lucky you, :lol:

Chicks loves to do this.. So I tell them.. After that their is no need to tell them my name because now they know everything about me.. :rofl:

:rofl: HILARIOUS
 
 
You guys ever meet someone for the first time and they ask you what your sign is?

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Chicks loves to do this.. So I tell them.. After that their is no need to tell them my name because now they know everything about me..
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True, they tell me that since I'm a Scorpio, I'm passionate and fiery.

I tell them if they don't stop with that BS, they gonna catch these fiery fists.
 
When if comes to relationship compatibility this **** is spot on every time tho
 
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