Not so legal advice

OP in his own house turning up VIEWS while she getting her guts rearranged. 

Man tell that ***** to move around she not on paperwork.
 
You can give her 30 days notice...or you can give her 30 warning shots :lol:

Jk

Seriously though, tell that girl to get the **** out ya crib. I don't know how you manage to stay so calm through this. But big ups to you, my guy. You're a strong dude with a good heart. A true soldier. Tell that girl to get the stepping. Bring new girls over to the house and smash em infront of her, then tell her to get you a drink. Run down on her new man and move into his spot. Blow up an air mattress in his living room and make that your secondary home. Don't pay a dime of rent. Eat his food. **** in his bathroom and don't flush the toilet. Dare him to step to you.
 
After Reading All Of This i Am Surprised No One Asked for Pics Of Shorty

Story Is Crazy Tho, She's Just Chilling In Halls Living Room 
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This is almost as good as the stolen iphone thread. Op you got to man up, you got the key back so now you can keep her from coming back in
 
Why cant she stay with her new mans?

Lock the doors on that ***** fam. She dont feel AWKWARD staying over your fams crib after all of this? She has no respect for you or your family.

Go watch Narcos and see how much of a g Esco was.
 
Wait... old girl is letting Sam Adams bust nuts in her and kicking her out afterwards and you're letting her cool her heels on the couch with a bowl of cereal and no shame with the tv on while you're in the next room with the baby oil and three tabs of p hub open tryna make sense of your life? All the while she has a quart of heavy cream simmering on her cervix?

Boy if you don't curse that chick out and "assist" her in exiting your crib (gently I might add) your folks are gonna think they raised a loser.
 
All after she told him the only thing she was gonna do was "find herself", instead she found new **** in no time flat. She needs to find herself out. FDB, FY, FYP. I don't understand how you're so cool.
 
Brolic Scholar said:
Wait... old girl is letting Sam Adams bust nuts in her and kicking her out afterwards and you're letting her cool her heels on the couch with a bowl of cereal and no shame with the tv on while you're in the next room with the baby oil and three tabs of p hub open tryna make sense of your life? All the while she has a quart of heavy cream simmering on her cervix?

Boy if you don't curse that chick out and "assist" her in exiting your crib (gently I might add) your folks are gonna think they raised a loser.
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:rofl:

wait

did someone say you have her key?

so you have to physically get up out of your sleep to open the door at 4 AM when she is wobbly legged and her breath smells like 4 lokos and baby batter?

it's really as simple as not opening the door and calling the cops

but to be honest op

you still love that girl :smh:
 
Son. Mom dukes woulda got deported for murder if this was my life. OP you got a soft heart. Gift and curse fam. I can rattle off a multitude of stuff that would successfully get her out w/o police interruption I.E burning everything she owns when she leaves for work, give her a pillow then throw farts exclusively on that pillow... you get the picture. Turn the crib into OZ. Momz would have the Machete well sharpen for her.
 
One phone call or mass text to every girl cousin or sister woulda ended the foolishness from long time with me. The real hittas in the fam would deal with her case alarmingly quick.
 
Nope it's done. Kicked her out and she understands and is giving me a whole depressed sob story but not asking to come back because she' knows she screwed up. Only thing that made this difficult was that it was a 3 yr relationship and she has no family to fall back on. Not my problem anymore. When we traveled she would end up paying to upgrade our hotels to stay at Langham properties or the equivalent of. Needless to say she doesn't have money saved up and I don't feel bad for her
 
salazaro44 said:
Nope it's done. Kicked her out and she understands and is giving me a whole depressed sob story but not asking to come back because she' knows she screwed up. Only thing that made this difficult was that it was a 3 yr relationship and she has no family to fall back on. Not my problem anymore. When we traveled she would end up paying to upgrade our hotels to stay at Langham properties or the equivalent of. Needless to say she doesn't have money saved up and I don't feel bad for her
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All this before the 1 o'clock games kickoff. Good job sir.
 
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Proud of you b. I know you still love her as it sounds like it caught you off guard, but it had to be done.
 
Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life OP. Congrats, you're free now
 
OP, just let the dude she is smashing move in and sleep on your bed. It's within his rights if he is smashing and you haven't given her 30 days notice

Edit: nvm, saw you kicked her out
 
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