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She always be slick leaving her phone in the living room, then when we're in the room talking about something she asks to use the phone to look up what we're talking about. Real nice too on some slick ****. Catch 22. Scary **** when you live together, ain't even worth it.
 
Man if you don't have balls enough to tell her that YOUR phone is YOUR phone without it being anything more than that, then you have an issue.

You don't need to explain to anyone why YOU have a lock on YOUR phone.

Don't care about the "What do you have to hide" comeback they use.

Being in a relationship doesn't mean you need to relinquish your privaxy


Yup 2nd phone is the way to go. Once u start handcuffing it she knows what's in it.
You don't even have to handcuff your phone though.

LEAVE it out in the open.

Leave it in the living room when you are in the shower

No issue. If there is a damn code on it, there shouldn't be any way she can break it.

I don't even touch people's phones. I let that be known from the jump.

Don't touch mine. I don't touch yours. I won't ask you for your code. Don't ask me for mine.

Don't care how you and any dude you dealt with in the past operated, EYE don't play like that


Damn DC for all the crap dudes give you on here let me find out you hard on these Pro's outchea :lol:

But, seriously that is a catch 22 also because they will always come with the "since we're in a committed relationship we shouldn't have to hide anything from each other crap" :smh:

I'm not even hiding anything either I just don't like people touching my phone, using it or anything of that nature for some reason.

What are you going to do if/when you get married you're still going to tell your wife that she can't see your phone :lol:




Bruh they never ask can I see your phone or **** like that. They just observe until they figure out the code and one glorious day u go in the kitchen or bathroom to shower she in there. I never look, when u look for trouble u find it. But these ******* are dea detectives jemel

Yep so true and even that fingerprint lock doesn't work because they just wait until you fall asleep and put the finger you use and they unlock it like that :smh:

These chicks is Sherlock Holmes bruhs :lol:


If I'm driving and I gotta make a call, I used to type them joints fast as hell or in the middle of the night. Y hey always catch u slipping, eventually it happens and hopefully u clean ya joint out daily. ******* are hawks a will wait mths to catch u slipping. But u got it, I'm not here to debate with u b, just giving op advice for his side joints.

Yeah they will wait in the cut until the time is right like real predators man and you know most guys are bozo's and we don't delete nothing so that's how you get caught.


Do you guys turn off notifications on your lock screens too? :lol:

Do you guys turn off notifications on your lock screens too? :lol:
Hell yea. I used to miss out on so many text because I would have to go into my inbox to check em. Last thing u need is to show ya girl a meme and I want your meat floats across the top of ya phone :lol:.

If my phone goes off, nobody can see what the notification was unless they log into the phone.

My phone is always on vibrate though


All of this my phone everything is off and always on vibrate and I always miss out on stuff :lol:



She always be slick leaving her phone in the living room, then when we're in the room talking about something she asks to use the phone to look up what we're talking about. Real nice too on some slick ****. Catch 22. Scary **** when you live together, ain't even worth it.


Yeah that's another thing the ol' can I borrow your phone becuase mine is dead or it's not next to me :lol:

Man I remember that life... and I am not about it anymore...

:nerd:

Bighead I know you're going to read this :lol:
 
That's young. I moved in w/ my girl when I was 31 and I was ready. Zero real issues. It's been easy and great.

At 25 though, I was getting after it and needed space.
 
If he wanna smash some side joints let that ***** live he ain't say he was getting married anytime soon. Idk what fantasy world y'all live in where u cheat and start acting different and feeling guilty and she notices and cheats too. U can literally go paint another girl face and come home and cuddle like nothing ever happened :lol:.

Post to screen name ratio on point.

I am praying for you B.

Your posts in here have had me HOWLING :rofl: :rofl:

Serious question.

How easy was your passcode that your girl could figure it out?

Because you make it seem like it is PROBABLE this his girl (or any girl) will figure the code out.

Now you are talking about having 2 phones.

You just seem to have been wreckless yourself
It wasn't easy but it wasn't 20 characters. This was prior to thumb print entry and other new ****. But it was a random 7 digits that was on the side of my work cpu. She watched me enter that **** so many times out the corner of her eye. Them she got thru the text lock by simply downloading a new texting app. This was like 2010/2011 but yea, it's amazing how she got that ****, took some real dedication.

Any time you get caught, it takes serious dedication on their behalf. One time I had an ex hit me with the using my finger on the passcode while I was passed out. She never admitted it and said "I had a gut feeling" but there's no other explanation in my mind :lol:

Do you guys turn off notifications on your lock screens too? :lol:
Hell yea. I used to miss out on so many text because I would have to go into my inbox to check em. Last thing u need is to show ya girl a meme and I want your meat floats across the top of ya phone :lol:.

:rofl: :rofl:


if you not planning to marry her eventually... 

dont move in...

you setting yourself up for the hardest breakup of your life

This. I lived in a 10-person suite (5 guys, 5 girls) with my GF during my sophomore year of college. We had two different rooms but still occupied the same spaces. Maaaaannnnn, after we broke up that was the WORST. I couldn't imagine being in the same apartment, especially depending on how things ended
 
Fam you gonna learn a LOT about who she is as a person.

What she prioritizes when cleaning, what's really clean and what isn't, the bloody tampons and whatnot bro it's a whole new world and you better be ready for it.
 
Do you guys turn off notifications on your lock screens too? :lol:

My girl actually has found out I do this, but she keeps forgetting.

So my phone will vibrate and she'll be like "why didn't it show up" and I'm like "we've gone over this.. my notifications are off." she's all "when tf did you do that alsdjf;lsadjf;lsadjf"

:smh:

I just hate my notifications on my front screen for texts. It's annoying.
 
Not being able to get away from her for long stretches when you are tired of her.

Sure, you can go for a walk/drive, but it is different that you always have to come back "home" to her.

Some days you might not feel like entertaining another human being. You can't run
i don't think i've ever agreed with anything DC has had to say ... but he's 100 on this 

Communication is the key ... 

Set expectation and rules upfront ... if there is ever an issue ... you can show that it was not a surprise.

There will be a transitioning period ... i lived alone for 10 years before my girlfriend moved in... I'm still adjusting 
 
LOL @ Her questioning you about YOUR phone settings.

I don't get it. You should have shut that nonsense down from the jump.
 
Not being able to get away from her for long stretches when you are tired of her.


Sure, you can go for a walk/drive, but it is different that you always have to come back "home" to her.


Some days you might not feel like entertaining another human being. You can't run
i don't think i've ever agreed with anything DC has had to say ... but he's 100 on this 

Communication is the key ... 

Set expectation and rules upfront ... if there is ever an issue ... you can show that it was not a surprise.

There will be a transitioning period ... i lived alone for 10 years before my girlfriend moved in... I'm still adjusting 

This killed me when we moved in.

I was an only child with a single mother who wasn't around much past the age of 13. I pretty much lived and survived on my own and enjoyed my own space and just my presence. A lot.

Having someone else in my space really freaked me out for a while. Spent a lot of nights walking alone with music to get the space I needed.

It's gotten better.. after 4 years. She understands I need my space and she does her own thing a lot more.
 
LOL @ Her questioning you about YOUR phone settings.

I don't get it. You should have shut that nonsense down from the jump.

Pisses me off but I can't blame her. She went through my phone one night a couple years ago and found out about some other chick I saw when we were broken up. She had asked if I did anything and I told her no.

So now she always assumes I'm hiding s***. But that was 2 years ago and I deaded all my sides and whatnot. :smh:
 
Things to consider:

"Me" Time for you and "Me" Time for her don't exactly coincide.
She could be a relatively clean individual, as it pertains to housekeeping. Over time, those habits may waiver as she becomes more "comfortable" with you.
She will communicate and share ALOT of her feelings with you. ALOT. A LOT. But, she will never reveal everything. There will come a time when you will be expected to share ALOT MORE of your feelings. If her trust in you is ever questioned, you will be expected to reveal EVERYTHING you have ever done or even thought of doing to somehow restore that trust.
If she's getting on your last nerves, let it be known immediately. Sort out feelings later. Life's too short for tension headaches and ulcers over that buzzing in your ear during a crucial game of NBA 2K17, or that towel that's been laying on the bathroom floor for 3 DAYS.

Safe travels and may peace be unto you, Sir lol. :pimp:
 
How'd I miss this? On the phone/lock convo....Women DEFINITLEY are different types of detectives when it comes to unlocking phones. There peripheral vision is crazy to.

There was this crazy chick I used to smash a fewe years ago. I went to her crib drunk as hell one night. Smashed and went to sleep. Before I went over there....I told another chick I was going to see her...but I didn't. Well the chick I told I was going to see was blowing up my phone while we were smashing. My phone is locked....but you can see the number that calls when it's locked....since the chick I curved that nights number wasn't saved.

What does the crazy chick I'm smashing do? MEMORIZE the other chicks number....wait til I leave in the morning, and text the other chick and blow her up :x

She going tell me later.....if you woulda just had her name saved....I wouldn't have got her number :x :smh:

Woman are wizards with this phone business man. It's scary.
 
What about when you pass out and she takes your finger and unlocks the phone with the finger print scanner? Do you guys turn your fingerprint scanner off?
 
Maybe you should re-think who you're with if they don't trust you to the point of scheming to figure out how to get on your phone. Or re-think if you're ready to be committed in the first place if you got something to hide.

It's really not that difficult to establish trust. :lol:
 
My biggest question is why in the **** have you not dropped the chick after she's schemed to get on your phone?  Just to set things straight, not all women do **** like that.  Not all of them are that nosy to be going through your phone/tablet/laptops and whatever other device you have.  That **** should be an instant deal breaker
 
My biggest question is why in the **** have you not dropped the chick after she's schemed to get on your phone?  Just to set things straight, not all women do **** like that.  Not all of them are that nosy to be going through your phone/tablet/laptops and whatever other device you have.  That **** should be an instant deal breaker

She told me she felt horrible about doing it but needed to know everything was okay. She was assuming she'd find nothing and was actually planning on coming clean and apologizing about doing it the next day.

She found otherwise, a text convo between me and this chick I smashed talmbout some stuff. Woke me up after a night of drinking throwing my phone at me and asking me questions. :smh:

Was a long night.
 
 
My biggest question is why in the **** have you not dropped the chick after she's schemed to get on your phone?  Just to set things straight, not all women do **** like that.  Not all of them are that nosy to be going through your phone/tablet/laptops and whatever other device you have.  That **** should be an instant deal breaker
She told me she felt horrible about doing it but needed to know everything was okay. She was assuming she'd find nothing and was actually planning on coming clean and apologizing about doing it the next day.

She found otherwise, a text convo between me and this chick I smashed talmbout some stuff. Woke me up after a night of drinking throwing my phone at me and asking me questions.
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Was a long night.
So she can apologize and everything is all gucci afterwards, right?

No need to call her out at all for her goofy behavior.

Edit: So the scenario can play out like this:

1) She schemes to get on your phone. She finds nothing. She apologizes and you're okay with that. No repercussions or consequences for her at all.

2) She schemes to get on your phone. She finds something. Everything is all your fault. You can't bring up her scheming at all.
 
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My biggest question is why in the **** have you not dropped the chick after she's schemed to get on your phone?  Just to set things straight, not all women do **** like that.  Not all of them are that nosy to be going through your phone/tablet/laptops and whatever other device you have.  That **** should be an instant deal breaker


She told me she felt horrible about doing it but needed to know everything was okay. She was assuming she'd find nothing and was actually planning on coming clean and apologizing about doing it the next day.


She found otherwise, a text convo between me and this chick I smashed talmbout some stuff. Woke me up after a night of drinking throwing my phone at me and asking me questions. :smh:


Was a long night.

So she can apologize and everything is all gucci afterwards, right?

No need to call her out at all for her goofy behavior.

Am I really gonna make that argument when I got caught? :lol:

You gonna tell the IRS they shouldn't have audited you if they find out you been lyin on your taxes?

Nowadays tho I don't like that **** cause I've made such an effort to keep clean and not have side pieces. I will leave her if I feel like she don't trust me.
 
Speaking of phones and pass codes, I mentioned earlier how I don't have a code in mine because I don't care but the girl I'm talking to told me how her room mate figured out the code to her mans phone :lol: Told me that the girl took that *** while he was sleeping and was straight snooping through it while home boy was tapped out :rofl: these females are diabolical and determined
 
What about when you pass out and she takes your finger and unlocks the phone with the finger print scanner? Do you guys turn your fingerprint scanner off?

If someone will take the time to do that, and you sleep SO damn heavily that you don't feel it, I put the blame on you 100%
 
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