First wedding as a couple: Tips? Vol. Shorty a bridesmaid

I attended this chick's wedding years back. A year or so after, she hit me out of the blue and we started talking. Long story short, I slipped on a banana peel and fell in the p not long after. That's all I'm gonna say though. I feel bad for doing her dude like that. He never knew, but old girl was out there bad... meeting me all over just to swallow bus loads of kids.
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You aint loyal to no one.


You gon regret this savage life you chose
 
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You aint loyal to no one.


You gon regret this savage life you chose


That was years ago and don't pretend like you know me. I'm loyal to a group of people. That dude hadn't earned my loyalty and used to talk about me bad to his gf/wife and I'm guessing the more my name was in his mouth, the more she wanted something else in hers.

Regret my savage life? As I kick it with my daughters playing video games...
 
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I attended this chick's wedding years back. A year or so after, she hit me out of the blue and we started talking. Long story short, I slipped on a banana peel and fell in the p not long after. That's all I'm gonna say though. I feel bad for doing her dude like that. He never knew, but old girl was out there bad... meeting me all over just to swallow bus loads of kids.
I knew this was coming after your first post 
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Does she really want you to go? That's good.... means she takes pride in you and wants to show you off.

Or she doesn't wanna look like a single bridesmaid loser and needs you as a fallback option in case her night doesn't go as socially as expected. :lol:

I've seen dudes sit at tables the entire night while their girl parties. If worst comes to worst, you wouldn't be the only one.

Drink and dance! Everyone loves a guy who shows no regard for human life on the dancefloor. Wedding receptions are also a great way to make connections. You never know who will be there.
 
I attended this chick's wedding years back. A year or so after, she hit me out of the blue and we started talking. Long story short, I slipped on a banana peel and fell in the p not long after. That's all I'm gonna say though. I feel bad for doing her dude like that. He never knew, but old girl was out there bad... meeting me all over just to swallow bus loads of kids.
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You aint loyal to no one.


You gon regret this savage life you chose
Savage life the only life :pimp:
 
I attended this chick's wedding years back. A year or so after, she hit me out of the blue and we started talking. Long story short, I slipped on a banana peel and fell in the p not long after. That's all I'm gonna say though. I feel bad for doing her dude like that. He never knew, but old girl was out there bad... meeting me all over just to swallow bus loads of kids.
That's her mans fault for marrying her, no?
 
Man, when I don't know people at events like this I make up stories just to entertain myself. Weddings are fun though and I'm the loner type, live it up!
 
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