Male Contraception

tay1 · Nov 29, 2016

Is your pullout game weak? Does your girl have you for 18 years? Are you tired of the stop and start method and just wanna shoot up the club and order that chick an uber after the session and not worry about getting that I'm late call? Fear not gentlemen, I introduce you to the **** Click.

A New Male Contraceptive May Change Birth Control — Research

Most contraceptives like condoms and birth control pills have somehow helped to slow down the growing issue of overpopulation. However, a new birth control product developed for men hopes to secure a 100% protection from procreation.

German inventor Clemens Bimek came up with an alternative for vasectomy. The Bimek SLV or also known as the '**** click.' It is a tiny switch implanted into the vas deferens in the testicle glands of a male in order to disrupt seminal fluid regulation.

The procedure of implanting the tiny device will last for about 30 minutes. Inserted through a small incision, it is less than 2cm long and weighs only two grams. The patient will be under local anesthetic during the entire operation.

Glow in the dark option coming soon

http://www.sciencetimes.com/article...traceptive-changed-birth-control-research.htm

How do yall feel about this?

AZwildcats · Nov 29, 2016

I don't trust it, what if something in the switch goes wrong?

tay1 · Nov 29, 2016

AZwildcats said:
I don't trust it, what if something in the switch goes wrong?

Like a faulty switch or something?

I dont think thats something to worry about. My girl has some device in her arm and she doesn't have to worry about getting a period and all that. With no complications. I think that should be the least of anybodies worries.

mike honcho · Nov 29, 2016

I don't trust the technology, next thing you know your girl finna have a find my mans **** app installed on that thing and it's gonna record all your sexscapdes for her to review...... and I'd imagine the pain of getting it implanted/removed would have me feeling like Arnold in Total Recall when he pulls that thang out his nostril :lol:

tay1 · Nov 29, 2016

MIKE HONCHO said:
I don't trust the technology, next thing you know your girl finna have a find my mans **** app installed on that thing and it's gonna record all your sexscapdes for her to review...... and I'd imagine the pain of getting it implanted/removed would have me feeling like Arnold in Total Recall when he pulls that thang out his nostril

I wouldnt worry about a female hacking your balls bro. Dont think its gon get that real and you will be given an anesthetic sir.

handullz · Nov 29, 2016

Why is it so much easier to create women's contraceptive over men's?

ROYGBiV · Nov 29, 2016

Pull out game A1. The pill still 50 bucks. That's good enough for me. #teamraw

tay1 · Nov 29, 2016

handullz said:
Why is it so much easier to create women's contraceptive over men's?

Not sure if its easier. Its just looked at as a womans issue

slighted · Nov 29, 2016

So are they gonna kill off Vasalgel before it gets a public release or nah?

Male birth control is gonna wreck the game even more.

gentrification · Nov 29, 2016

Nah. Keep it natural.

seandon23 · Nov 29, 2016

i aint implanting nothin in my pipe they buggin b

sharpshooter718 · Nov 29, 2016

tay1 said:
Like a faulty switch or something?

I dont think thats something to worry about. My girl has some device in her arm and she doesn't have to worry about getting a period and all that. With no complications. I think that should be the least of anybodies worries.

lol, your girl has "some device " in her arm , that destabilizes her horomones and disrupts the natural flow of life and some how she wont have any complications 10-20 yrs from now???

ok buddy

tay1 · Nov 29, 2016

sharpshooter718 said:
lol, your girl has "some device " in her arm , that destabilizes her horomones and disrupts the natural flow of life and some how she wont have any complications 10-20 yrs from now???

ok buddy

Not your buddy, guy

Shes had it in there for close to 10 years now. She's doing fine. No periods. Nothing.

a blinkin · Nov 29, 2016

sexy up ya pull out game, pa.

Really though. If you're not cool with having a kid with the joint you're smashing, don't go in raw.

kvsm23vs24 · Nov 29, 2016

Pull out game strong B. Going on for 8 years.

New joint I have this is actually on the pill. Fills good to shoot up the club. But she does worry me once in a while saying ish like I haven't got my period yet.

storm2006 · Nov 29, 2016

Slighted said:
So are they gonna kill off Vasalgel before it gets a public release or nah?

Male birth control is gonna wreck the game even more.

How will male birth control wreck the game even more? Not being antagonistic, I'm just curious where you're going with this

BrandNewWithTags · Nov 29, 2016

or you can just be ugly. the best male contraception ever.

tay1 · Nov 29, 2016

Storm2006 said:
How will male birth control wreck the game even more? Not being antagonistic, I'm just curious where you're going with this

If anything, sex is just gonna be way more awesome for the youngins

frankmatthews · Nov 30, 2016

tay1 said:
Storm2006 said:

How will male birth control wreck the game even more? Not being antagonistic, I'm just curious where you're going with this

Click to expand...

If anything, sex is just gonna be way more awesome for the youngins

You work for this company or something b? FOH

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Teknoman · Nov 30, 2016

Wake me when they cure all STD's.

tay1 · Nov 30, 2016

FrankMatthews said:
You work for this company or something b? FOH

reported for spam

Wish i did. I'd be rich. Dont act like you wouldn't get or consider it if you was in your prime hearing about this. Miss me with that soft ****. Like im on here advertising something i just heard about yesterday. If this takes off and is successful, dudes will be going crazy with this.

tay1 · Nov 30, 2016

ForerunnerADL said:
Wake me when they cure all STD's.

Now when that happens, things will really get crazy

flyny · Nov 30, 2016

a blinkin said:
sexy up ya pull out game, pa.

Really though. If you're not cool with having a kid with the joint you're smashing, don't go in raw.

That's a Snapple fact
My first time smashing was actually forced. My girl at the time really just grabbed my pipe and shoved it in and rode me for 2 pumps before I pulled out and ran and cried in the bathroom :lol:

I felt violated...but the next day I made her get the shot and I proceeded to smash raw every chance I got. It was a surreal feeling. Very....bare...to say the least. Skin on skin contact is something else man. When you feel that hair stubble rub against you. :smh:

Damn my mind is going crazy just thinking about it :smh:

Safe to say that raw sex will make both you and your partner lose both of your minds :smh:

But to be on topic...I wouldn't install that in myself. I just couldn't do it

tay1 · Nov 30, 2016

FlyNY said:
That's a Snapple fact
My first time smashing was actually forced. My girl at the time really just grabbed my pipe and shoved it in and rode me for 2 pumps before I pulled out and ran and cried in the bathroom I felt violated...but the next day I made her get the shot and I proceeded to smash raw every chance I got. It was a surreal feeling. Very....bare...to say the least. Skin on skin contact is something else man. When you feel that hair stubble rub against you. Damn my mind is going crazy just thinking about it
Safe to say that raw sex will make both you and your partner lose both of your minds

But to be on topic...I wouldn't install that in myself. I just couldn't do it

I can't believe that. I really cant. Not from you.

Master Zik · Nov 30, 2016

I need a Black Mirror ep about this before I consider.

Seems as invasive as a vasectomy though. Just more advanced in function.

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