2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[EddieDoyers]

Hitting Tay from behind would be like slapping your junk against a sheet of plywood

Would you rather smash tay or eddie

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[stillin729]

she probably would love to get smashed by a black man in some timbs.

Type of girl to brag about it to her friends while drinking tea at the boba house.

calling ballerific 'exotic' and 'edgy' 

she got John Mayer for that

 

[shatterkneesinc]

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So the answer is f@franc

 

[stillin729]

I don't know man. I've had girls with big and small as and I prefer the small. I like em all but I prefer the little small petite girls with not much curves .

I am kind of the same way, I don't like super skinny chicks but if I am dating them I like to know they won't be a house in 20 years

nothing worse than when you start chilling with a solid bodied chick than you meet her mom and she looks like Rosie O'Donnell

 

[kdslittlebro]

 
@kdslittlebro  im tagging you in hit him with the gif too. The double whammy

 

[D StaXX]

Hitting Tay from behind would be like slapping your junk against a sheet of plywood

I can't tell the difference.
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[Chester McFloppy]

Hitting Tay from behind would be like slapping your junk against a sheet of plywood

I can't tell the difference.
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Wtf how

 

[EddieDoyers]

average white girls need some love still doe

 

[DeadsetAce]

i bet Tay spins nice doe

 

[shatterkneesinc]

Hitting from behind aint the only position.......

 

[carver]

Spoiler that :x

 

[rolaholic]

Hitting Tay from behind would be like slapping your junk against a sheet of plywood

I can't tell the difference.
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Looking fresh off the Men in Black set

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[nick.]

 

Don't know who James Deen is but Taylor does nothing for me. Looks like she's been in a concentration camp for a few months

don't worry she ain't paying you to **** her

she probably would love to get smashed by a black man in some timbs.

Type of girl to brag about it to her friends while drinking tea at the boba house.

calling ballerific 'exotic' and 'edgy' 

"omg girls, i was with this guy & he took me for a walk on the beach. i thought he would take off his boots but he kept them on. we were on a beach! he's so exotic."

 

[EddieDoyers]

Hitting Tay from behind would be like slapping your junk against a sheet of plywood

I can't tell the difference.
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She's suffering from Hank Hill syndrome

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Hitting from behind aint the only position.......

Thanks Magic

 

[stillin729]

Hitting from behind aint the only position.......

tell me more...

 

[spacedoodoo]

 

I don't know man. I've had girls with big and small as and I prefer the small. I like em all but I prefer the little small petite girls with not much curves .

I am kind of the same way, I don't like super skinny chicks but if I am dating them I like to know they won't be a house in 20 years

nothing worse than when you start chilling with a solid bodied chick than you meet her mom and she looks like Rosie O'Donnell

usually your chick is gonna look like her mom when she gets older and starts to age. 

I'm for medium sized chicks. Not too big but not too small. Over 150 

I'm not even a big dude myself, couldn't handle the likes of super thick girls NT general fantasizes over. 

 

[DeadsetAce]

position draft?

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Rusty trombone?

 

[spacedoodoo]

 

 

 

Don't know who James Deen is but Taylor does nothing for me. Looks like she's been in a concentration camp for a few months

don't worry she ain't paying you to **** her

she probably would love to get smashed by a black man in some timbs.

Type of girl to brag about it to her friends while drinking tea at the boba house.

calling ballerific 'exotic' and 'edgy' 

"omg girls, i was with this guy & he took me for a walk on the beach. i thought he would take off his boots but he kept them on. we were on a beach! he's so exotic."

"omg tay, he sounds sooooo urban!"

 

[stillin729]

usually your chick is gonna look like her mom when she gets older and starts to age. 



I'm for medium sized chicks. Not too big but not too small. Over 150 


I'm not even a big dude myself, couldn't handle the likes of super thick girls NT general fantasizes over. 

yeah I like a chick with a semi flat stomach, decent sized chesticles but legs are what really does it for me

and if they have nasty feet than I just can't :x

 

[D StaXX]

position draft?

I'm here for it

 

[DeadsetAce]

Rusty trombone?

alligator ****-house is mine

 

[elpablo21]

position draft?

 

[DeadsetAce]

position draft?

bruh