2017 NFL Offseason Thread - jetpacunlimited enters the Witness Protection Program

[elpablo21]

Im sending my resume everywhere to write about sports asap

lemme see your credentials, pabby.

he got A+ PS skills and gif/meme execution

his takes aren't too scorching though. luke warm at best. Pabs needs to join the slander wagon

Tom Brady is overrated

that a good start? [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128064[/emoji]

 

[DeadsetAce]

Im sending my resume everywhere to write about sports asap

lemme see your credentials, pabby.

he got A+ PS skills and gif/meme execution

his takes aren't too scorching though. luke warm at best. Pabs needs to join the slander wagon

Tom Brady is overrated

that a good start? [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128064[/emoji]

nah. half of NT already says this, including the guy asking for your credentials. try again, plagiarizer

 

[stillin729]

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[Chester McFloppy]

Im sending my resume everywhere to write about sports asap

lemme see your credentials, pabby.

he got A+ PS skills and gif/meme execution

his takes aren't too scorching though. luke warm at best. Pabs needs to join the slander wagon

Tom Brady is overrated

that a good start? [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128064[/emoji]

 

[Trey Bantz]

Im sending my resume everywhere to write about sports asap

lemme see your credentials, pabby.

he got A+ PS skills and gif/meme execution

his takes aren't too scorching though. luke warm at best. Pabs needs to join the slander wagon

Tom Brady is a lying, cheating, evidence destroying, football deflating, UGGs wearing, Trump supporting system quarterback.

that a good start? [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128064[/emoji]

This is better.

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Gonna run outta reps quick if a Brady slandertrain is starting

CHOO CHOO

 

[DeadsetAce]

Im sending my resume everywhere to write about sports asap

lemme see your credentials, pabby.

he got A+ PS skills and gif/meme execution

his takes aren't too scorching though. luke warm at best. Pabs needs to join the slander wagon

Tom Brady is a lying, cheating, evidence destroying, football deflating, UGGs wearing, Trump supporting system quarterback.

that a good start? [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128064[/emoji]

This is better.

Ugg wearing

 

[elpablo21]

Im sending my resume everywhere to write about sports asap

lemme see your credentials, pabby.

he got A+ PS skills and gif/meme execution

his takes aren't too scorching though. luke warm at best. Pabs needs to join the slander wagon

Tom Brady is a lying, cheating, evidence destroying, football deflating, UGGs wearing, Trump supporting system quarterback.

that a good start? [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128064[/emoji]

This is better.

damn that is good

 

[rolaholic]

Im sending my resume everywhere to write about sports asap

lemme see your credentials, pabby.

he got A+ PS skills and gif/meme execution

his takes aren't too scorching though. luke warm at best. Pabs needs to join the slander wagon

Tom Brady is a lying, cheating, evidence destroying, football deflating, UGGs wearing, Trump supporting system quarterback.

that a good start? [emoji]128064[/emoji][emoji]128064[/emoji]

This is better.

damn that is good

Eh,it was mild

Need a little more venom,call that pretty boy POS,2nd rate bread winner out like you mean it

 

[Clyde Frog]

Jordy with 2 fractured ribs.

My guess is out for Dallas, would be questionable for NFCCG, and would be probable for SB.

 

[a55a5in11]

What does Omar Kelly think about RT17? @CP1708

 

[dragicon]

Because that's newsworthy? Giants spilled booze and popcorn? You know flights get delayed and cancelled all the time. I've seen a flight get delayed for two hours because of a loose bolt in the captains chair. My ***** had her flight cancelled because they didn't have a pilot. None of that **** is newsworthy.


That Luck, Bob and Dalton tweet was funny as hell

You're confusing newsworthy and journalism. You mentioned that the NY post article was terrible journalism... which it wasn't.

There are specific rules for who can and cannot do repairs on airplanes. The airlines are very specific, and are all pretty much governed by the same set of rules that they have submitted to the FAA. Flights do get delayed and cancelled all the time.

However, because of your ****** football team, they trashed the airplane and single-handily impacted the lives of over ~250 people because they were selfish, and decided that their time was more valuable then others....

 

[Trey Bantz]

What does Omar Kelly think about RT17? @CP1708

He's not a fan, to say the least

 

[Trey Bantz]

Because that's newsworthy? Giants spilled booze and popcorn? You know flights get delayed and cancelled all the time. I've seen a flight get delayed for two hours because of a loose bolt in the captains chair. My ***** had her flight cancelled because they didn't have a pilot. None of that **** is newsworthy.


That Luck, Bob and Dalton tweet was funny as hell

You're confusing newsworthy and journalism. You mentioned that the NY post article was terrible journalism... which it wasn't.

There are specific rules for who can and cannot do repairs on airplanes. The airlines are very specific, and are all pretty much governed by the same set of rules that they have submitted to the FAA. Flights do get delayed and cancelled all the time.

However, because of your ****** football team, they trashed the airplane and single-handily impacted the lives of over ~250 people because they were selfish, and decided that their time was more valuable then others....

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[Armada]

 
I actually experienced my first live game last week when ATL beat NO. I'm in Army stationed at Fort Benning and as a Falcons fan I was too stoked to go when my unit asked for volunteers to go. Even better part is that I found out that my unit got tickets for the game vs. the Seahawks this Saturday and I get to go again

Repped bet it felt good to see the last game in the Ga Dome whooping up on the Saints 

 (tell the defense let them back in the game late lol) dope you get to go to the game this weekend too.

Anyone else feel this may be the Falcons year? They're offense has been playing pretty mistake free. Falcons vs Boys would be lit

 

Anyone else feel this may be the Falcons year? They're offense has been playing pretty mistake free. Falcons vs Boys would be lit

@An Armada agrees

Falcons are legit. They should take care of the Seahawks easily. At least a 10 point win for them this weekend.
 

 

[DeadsetAce]

Falcons gotta be the all out favorites at this point. especially with their MVP QB playing the best football of his life. can't see anyone beating them and slowing them down

 

[Armada]

Falcons gotta be the all out favorites at this point. especially with their MVP QB playing the best football of his life. can't see anyone beating them and slowing them down

 

[elpablo21]

Falcons gotta be the all out favorites at this point. especially with their MVP QB playing the best football of his life. can't see anyone beating them and slowing them down

Armada

 

[Armada]

 

Falcons gotta be the all out favorites at this point. especially with their MVP QB playing the best football of his life. can't see anyone beating them and slowing them down

@An Armada

 

[NickFolarin]

Y'all keep forgetting it's the Falcons, I think.

 

[Ricky D]

Damn bro, you want us to lose

Outside of the KC game, Marty Ice has played some really good ball. This team is better than that 13-3 team a few years back and that team should have made it to the Super Bowl. Our defense is suspect but they've improved throughout the year. I don't see Seattle stopping the offense, especially without Earl. It won't be a blowout because Russell gonna get outside the pocket and pick us apart at times but I don't see losing this one. NFC title game will be a different story

 

[captainsneakerhead23]

The Giants took out their frustrations at blowing their ​first ​shot at the Super Bowl​ in five years by trashing the jumbo jet that carried them home — leaving it reeking of booze and forcing a major clean-up at Newark Airport, passengers who boarded the plane afterward told The Post on Monday.

Mark Kropf said he was waiting to board United Airlines Flight 934 out of Newark when “the pilot came out and asked for everyone’s patience, and shared where the plane came from and that the plane needed extra help repairing and cleaning the interior.”

“Another 30 minutes passed and the gate agent told us it was the Giants that destroyed the biz class cabin, and we saw service personnel walking countless seat cushions off the plane,” Kropf​, a tech company employee from Brooklyn,​ wrote in a message via Twitter.

“Upon entering the business class cabin, the cleaning scent only partially masked the alcohol smell. I had popcorn, chewing tobacco and other food crumbs on my seat.”

http://nypost.com/2017/01/09/giants-trash-airplane-following-embarrassing-playoff-blowout/

Scumbag Giants

My boy, who's a Jets fan, had to help clean that mess up, talk about pissed

 

[DeadsetAce]

The Giants took out their frustrations at blowing their ​first ​shot at the Super Bowl​ in five years by trashing the jumbo jet that carried them home — leaving it reeking of booze and forcing a major clean-up at Newark Airport, passengers who boarded the plane afterward told The Post on Monday.

Mark Kropf said he was waiting to board United Airlines Flight 934 out of Newark when “the pilot came out and asked for everyone’s patience, and shared where the plane came from and that the plane needed extra help repairing and cleaning the interior.”

“Another 30 minutes passed and the gate agent told us it was the Giants that destroyed the biz class cabin, and we saw service personnel walking countless seat cushions off the plane,” Kropf​, a tech company employee from Brooklyn,​ wrote in a message via Twitter.

“Upon entering the business class cabin, the cleaning scent only partially masked the alcohol smell. I had popcorn, chewing tobacco and other food crumbs on my seat.”

http://nypost.com/2017/01/09/giants-trash-airplane-following-embarrassing-playoff-blowout/

Scumbag Giants

My boy, who's a Jets fan, had to help clean that mess up, talk about pissed

it's a classless org from the top all the way down. not surprised. i mean, they protected a known wife beater. trashing a plane is no big deal.

 

[Armada]

Damn bro, you want us to lose

Outside of the KC game, Marty Ice has played some really good ball. This team is better than that 13-3 team a few years back and that team should have made it to the Super Bowl. Our defense is suspect but they've improved throughout the year. I don't see Seattle stopping the offense, especially without Earl. It won't be a blowout because Russell gonna get outside the pocket and pick us apart at times but I don't see losing this one. NFC title game will be a different story

No I don't want us to lose

 i'm just being careful not to tempt the sports gods to destroy my hope again. So im working triple overtime to undo the jinxes.

 

[dragicon]

^ If it makes you feel better, I think we can safely say that America's teams this weekend will be the Texans and Falcons.