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I was on a business trip in Atlanta and this shawty catfish me off bp. I met her at Walmart of all places. Did not look like her pictures. (I wasn't google searching #s at the time). I told this broad I wasn't paying her because she was faking. Got in my car and left. I'm on 285 and this *** right be side me hollering at me asking me why I'm playing games. I sped off and chick right behind me beeping her horn. After it seem like forever ever but maybe 3 minutes I shook her *** and got off the exit. Lol that bp is not all peaches and cream.
 
I was on a business trip in Atlanta and this shawty catfish me off bp. I met her at Walmart of all places. Did not look like her pictures. (I wasn't google searching #s at the time). I told this broad I wasn't paying her because she was faking. Got in my car and left. I'm on 285 and this *** right be side me hollering at me asking me why I'm playing games. I sped off and chick right behind me beeping her horn. After it seem like forever ever but maybe 3 minutes I shook her *** and got off the exit. Lol that bp is not all peaches and cream.

ol switcharoo
they banking on the fact that you are horny and it would not matter :lol:



you can still find jobs and used furniture on backpage, right?
 
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I was on a business trip in Atlanta and this shawty catfish me off bp. I met her at Walmart of all places. Did not look like her pictures. (I wasn't google searching #s at the time). I told this broad I wasn't paying her because she was faking. Got in my car and left. I'm on 285 and this *** right be side me hollering at me asking me why I'm playing games. I sped off and chick right behind me beeping her horn. After it seem like forever ever but maybe 3 minutes I shook her *** and got off the exit. Lol that bp is not all peaches and cream.

ol switcharoo
they banking on the fact that you are horny and it would not matter :lol:



you can still find jobs and used furniture on backpage, right?


:lol: yeah everything else still works except that adult section
 
lol these women being posted have been ran through by mandingo, fapping to that is one thing but do you really think you'd actually enjoy throwing your hot dog through that hallway? :lol:

In for everyone on NT has a 10 inch penis.

Bro you ever smashed a mother? Vagina is an incredible thing. Unless you think all mother's just have wizards sleeves
 
lol these women being posted have been ran through by mandingo, fapping to that is one thing but do you really think you'd actually enjoy throwing your hot dog through that hallway? :lol:

In for everyone on NT has a 10 inch penis.

Bro you ever smashed a mother? Vagina is an incredible thing. Unless you think all mother's just have wizards sleeves

Man I smashed a 40 year old mom ab 5 years ago she taught me so many things...:smokin :smokin :smokin
 
lol these women being posted have been ran through by mandingo, fapping to that is one thing but do you really think you'd actually enjoy throwing your hot dog through that hallway? :lol:

In for everyone on NT has a 10 inch penis.

Bro you ever smashed a mother? Vagina is an incredible thing. Unless you think all mother's just have wizards sleeves

Man I smashed a 40 year old mom ab 5 years ago she taught me so many things...:smokin :smokin :smokin

For real. Like this dude really think he gonna stick his weenie inside and feel air around it :lol:
 
This thread is evolving. Anybody dated a pornstar ? As in you don't care about her lifestyle and just go along with it ?
 
I'd attempt to get my money's worth with Veronica Rodriguez. 
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Bro you ever smashed a mother? Vagina is an incredible thing. Unless you think all mother's just have wizards sleeves
It's elastic, but most women aren't getting baby arms thrown in them 300 times a year. There's only so much mandingo the coochie can take. 

I'll risk it. Unless you rocking the north Korea average you'll be aight. Not to mention these girls people picking up from the bar and club get ran through all the time and be inserting their toys all the time.
 
lol these women being posted have been ran through by mandingo, fapping to that is one thing but do you really think you'd actually enjoy throwing your hot dog through that hallway? :lol:

In for everyone on NT has a 10 inch penis.

Bro you ever smashed a mother? Vagina is an incredible thing. Unless you think all mother's just have wizards sleeves

I'm almost positive Anton has the smallest lil stub for a penis.
A brotha like me got way too much girth to be worried about mandingos.
@meangene
 
lol these women being posted have been ran through by mandingo, fapping to that is one thing but do you really think you'd actually enjoy throwing your hot dog through that hallway? :lol:

In for everyone on NT has a 10 inch penis.

Bro you ever smashed a mother? Vagina is an incredible thing. Unless you think all mother's just have wizards sleeves

I'm almost positive Anton has the smallest lil stub for a penis.
A brotha like me got way too much girth to be worried about mandingos.
@meangene

You think you could compete with @Brolic Scholar
 
I was on a business trip in Atlanta and this shawty catfish me off bp. I met her at Walmart of all places. Did not look like her pictures. (I wasn't google searching #s at the time). I told this broad I wasn't paying her because she was faking. Got in my car and left. I'm on 285 and this *** right be side me hollering at me asking me why I'm playing games. I sped off and chick right behind me beeping her horn. After it seem like forever ever but maybe 3 minutes I shook her *** and got off the exit. Lol that bp is not all peaches and cream.


D - E - A - D
 
I was on a business trip in Atlanta and this shawty catfish me off bp. I met her at Walmart of all places. Did not look like her pictures. (I wasn't google searching #s at the time). I told this broad I wasn't paying her because she was faking. Got in my car and left. I'm on 285 and this *** right be side me hollering at me asking me why I'm playing games. I sped off and chick right behind me beeping her horn. After it seem like forever ever but maybe 3 minutes I shook her *** and got off the exit. Lol that bp is not all peaches and cream.

My dude had to get his Jason Bourne on to escape. Howlin :rofl: :rofl:
 
Yall talking for $400 for Pornstar when if you in the Carolina, Georgia or Florida area can catch cherry blossom & ms Cleo tall *** selling for a 120 if you look hard enough
wait wait wait wait a gotdamn minute, Cherry Blossom is in NC? That means she's either in Raleigh or Charlotte :nerd:
 
Would pay for V Rod or T Trump :smh:

And so many more.

Life is all about experiencing **** so what an experience it would be.
 
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