Ja Rule's finesse of the Century - Fyre Festival

Bruh Ja gave these people skating rink lockers [emoji]128514[/emoji]

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You could rent them but you had to bring your own lock :rofl:.

Every possible thing about this whole situation is so funny. They just got a bunch of lockers in the middle of a field.

"Where should we put these lockers?"

"Just put them over there wide out in the open."

"Yeah good idea."
 
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Local fisherman/residents dropped the bag...i woulve cashed in on them hungry *** folks
 
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The funniest part is that they spent time setting up that struggle fest. It took time to individually package those struggle sandwiches. The struggle stage took time to set up. I want to know who made the struggle sandwiches.
 
^they probably hired some cheap local labor
americans probably expected some greasy unhealthy food :x
that's a fairly healthy meal :pimp:
 
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^they probably hired some cheap local labor
americans probably expected some greasy unhealthy food
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that's a fairly healthy meal
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Could've toasted the bread by the burning tents. The ****** that were lucky enough to get some cheese coulda made some grilled cheeses.

Rich people dont know how to eat po'. Gotta be creative when you cant afford ****.
 
^they probably hired some cheap local labor
americans probably expected some greasy unhealthy food :x
that's a fairly healthy meal :pimp:
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I wonder what the take is for this lick? They had to come up on some paper after their expenses.
 
^they probably hired some cheap local labor

americans probably expected some greasy unhealthy food :x

that's a fairly healthy meal :pimp:

Could've toasted the bread by the burning tents. The ****** that were lucky enough to get some cheese coulda made some grilled cheeses.
Rich people dont know how to eat po'. Gotta be creative when you cant afford ****.
I'm struggle city these days. past 2 dinners have been grilled cheese. just gotta butter it up and heat it on the burning tent and it's actually a pretty good meal. they even gave them spoiled kids 2 whole slices of cheese.
 
"On March 14, I flew from Miami to the island of Great Exuma to get the planning started. I was excited, at least at first. Flying in, the water looked beautiful — but I was almost immediately warned not to go near it because of a rampant shark problem."



"The best idea, they said, would be to roll everyone’s tickets over to 2018 and start planning for the next year immediately. They had a meeting with the Fyre execs to deliver the news. A guy from the marketing team said, “Let’s just do it and be legends, man.”

I can't......
 
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I feel bad for Ja i think he got conned himself by this guy. Basically he is a culture vulture who used Ja name and still somewhat standing to get him access to this artist ans promote.

Again while laughing lets hope no one gets hurt or one those girls gets put a bad situation. You know how those trust fund boys get word to Trump
 
 
 
^they probably hired some cheap local labor

americans probably expected some greasy unhealthy food
sick.gif


that's a fairly healthy meal
pimp.gif
Could've toasted the bread by the burning tents. The ****** that were lucky enough to get some cheese coulda made some grilled cheeses.
Rich people dont know how to eat po'. Gotta be creative when you cant afford ****.
I'm struggle city these days. past 2 dinners have been grilled cheese. just gotta butter it up and heat it on the burning tent and it's actually a pretty good meal. they even gave them spoiled kids 2 whole slices of cheese.
****** is ungrateful b. Couldve roasted the tomato slices near the burning tent too.

Put a char on that **** to add a nice bitterness to go with the natural sweetness of the tomato.

Then put the roasted tomato inside the grilled cheese, that's gourmet. ****** dont know bout that ****.
 
That night Ja Rule gave a toast. “To living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and ******* like porn stars.”

:rofl:

I'm not going to feel bet for ja. he's complicit.
 
Also i need to find the IG post, some dude can't find his girl once they landed and had people thinking she got kidnapped and shawty chose up and is laid up in some Rude boy cabana with her partners while her man starves in the streets lmfao
 
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