Are Pipe Prints Offensive Vol. Serious Question

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So today at work I have on the usual business casual dress pants, shirt tucked in and tie. Nothing that I haven't worn before. The only thing is that all the women at the office were looking at me funny all day. I swore I had a stain on my pants or something. One of my female co-workers and I were talking about relationships and she flat out said "Your girl isn't going to leave all that". I'm like all what. She says "that!" while motioning to my pipe. I'm like seriously!!!

Then I asked her is that what everyone has been looking at all day. She then tells me "its very distracting and I should be proud of it."

No secret that she wants the D but that's not why I'm here.

I'm not trying to compromise my bread or lose business opportunities just because I like fitted clothing and I'm packing heat.

I want to know if it is offensive in business settings to have the flaccid BBC print showing through the slacks?

Serious question and no humble brag.
 
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There was a dude that works in hr in a thread about sexual harassment and I asked him this exact question. 'can a man get in trouble for wearing fitted pants and having an obvious pipe print' and he replied definitely,if a woman feels offended. He responded that tight and revealing women's clothing is just more 'accepted'. It's certainly a double standard. However he doesn't speak for every company.
 
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Reminds me of the chappelle stand-up, he was like a male gynecologist is a conflict of interests lol I thought he was gonna say could a obgyn get in trouble for having an erection lol
Oh, the humblebrag is definitely strong in the op lol you can tell son was beaming with pride after every sentence :lol:
 
What proof would she have that your pipe print was showing though? Her word against yours
 
There was a dude that works in hr in a thread about sexual harassment and I asked him this exact question. 'can a man get in trouble for wearing fitted pants and having an obvious pipe print' and he replied definitely,if a woman feels offended. He responded that tight and revealing women's clothing is just more 'accepted'. It's certainly a double standard. However he doesn't speak for every company.

Gotcha. The dress code is very lax here. Women do usually wear fitted or revealing clothing so I guess that I will hang my hat on that. I will be more mindful during out of office meetings though.
 
Now that I think about it, it's probably more accepted in women's clothing because we all know women crave and adore attention, so they feel like it's ok for them to wear distracting clothing. They probably fell like a man shouldn't want that much attention. It's a touchy topic and not sure it's worth the battle if you do get pulled to the side.
 
First post, OP is bragging to a Sneakerhead Chatbox about his meat. That is what you wanted to share, you didn't have an honest question.

Come on man

The second to last sentence is the question fam.

"I want to know if it is offensive in business settings to have the flaccid BBC print showing through the slacks?"
 
Ask yourself, you wanna share an office with another BBC staring you down & both y'all cats gotta squeeze past each other at times? Really... tuck away the conda. RL boxer briefs for me, cause sometimes kids be around fam [emoji]129300[/emoji] Cue Westbrook gif
 
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