Ox.
formerly oxpenguin
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tell him is time for him to disapperios.
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Had my ___'s Cinnamon Toast Crunch getting less tasty with every like or " [emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji]" comment
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Seriously OP the only way to do it right is you gotta be eating a fat *** bowl of cereal when you tell him "Get the **** out" I would drop $20 in your PayPal to see that happen.
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Seriously OP the only way to do it right is you gotta be eating a fat *** bowl of cereal when you tell him "Get the **** out" I would drop $20 in your PayPal to see that happen.
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Seriously OP the only way to do it right is you gotta be eating a fat *** bowl of cereal when you tell him "Get the **** out" I would drop $20 in your PayPal to see that happen.
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OBAMA
formerly kill moves
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as if something is wrong with eating cereal. This is just bizarre.
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I'd be tight if after work everyday I had to come home to seeing this bum on my couch who is talking **** about me.
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Pics of said couch he been sleeping on
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Mr.Guy
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I wonder how he'd react if you approached him straight up like 'i saw what you posted, you got a problem with me eating me cereal?'
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Dude gonna b like "You gotta problem wit two fiddy *****?"
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also is this in NYC? throw him out there on the street with the rats and pigeons. Dude will learn to appreciate a good friend, warm sofa and cereal after seeing what he has to deal with.
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Is this a physical homie or a mental one?
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Gotta lotta homies.
Some friends.
Some phony.
Some friends.
Some phony.
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Since he's lived in your crib for 30 days, he's legally a tenant now.
You'll probably have to bring a lawyer into this to give you your options or put the couch on the roof.
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smh why would u hate on something that helps u lower cholesterol
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I wonder if he steals **** and "tries" your food when your not home. Also, does he have bad habits like digging his nose or scratching his butt, farting excessively all over your couch? Does he stink up your bathroom leaving you to wait for the smell to go away? Imagine all the nail clipping he does, you damn well he doesn't vacuum that **** up. I wonder if you clean your kitchen completely only to have dirty dishes in the sink in the morning. Think about what you're sacrificing man. All those things you worked on to make your place become your own oasis being attacked by another grown man daily that doesn't think like you nor does he value your HOME like you do. He brings his own damn habits that YOU have to adjust around while YOU'RE paying 80-90% of the rent, not to mention he's EATING from a kitchen that's only suppose to be for you 95% of the time while the 5% is guests. I didn't even mention the worst thing, YOU can't even be 100% comfortable in your own home and you don't have full control of your personal sanctuary that you busts your *** to pay and maintain it. **** that dude.
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