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    Drug Testing. Vol. Why us, but not them???

    Then where's the testing for every corporate executive whose company receives public subsidies...hell, everybody who collects a salary from the public, directly and indirectly? Not saying you're wrong, just pointing the question up as well.
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    Getting yanked or dunked on?

    Consider the mechanics of being dunked on tho. By the very nature of the play, the ball is dead upon completion, providing a natural pause in game action for all observers to marvel at the magnificent display of timing and athleticism. The ball might even hit you on the way down, and if asked...
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    Man Changed His Name From Jose To Joe And Immediately Got More Job Interviews

    Love the spirit, but there are ways to be subtly awesome...I named my rugrat Deion, which translates from Greek as "of Zeus" and makes reference to Dionysius, god of revelry, winemaking and ritual madness (aka his origin story...oops). It also translates from American English as "Primetime,"...
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    Anyone ever feel like using a "dumbphone" again?

    Yeah I definitely don't like the direction of technology, social media, etc...it's all just too damn connected.
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    How do you guys feel about the possible existence of extraterrestrials?

    How could there not be? The sheer numbers of it...I'd be pretty much willing to bet anything that we're not the only tiny specks of animated dust within the confines of infinity,
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    Ex Girlfriend Attacks Man With Metal Pipe But HE'S Arrested

    Ah, female privilege. That 15% tax at work.
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    This whole "Jordan ' s Thing"

    ^ ****, I truly saw that coming. Um...at least it wasn't my own folks like with Mike? Still, damn.   EDIT: Apparently ol' Adi did make possibly the first known PEs for a black athlete (Jesse Owens, who took home 4 golds in the 1936 Olympics in 'em), so that is one for him I guess.
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    This whole "Jordan ' s Thing"

    I thought this was gonna be about MJ being, by most accounts, a pretty awful person (who may or may not have invested in private prisons). I'm currently processing that dichotomy myself in deciding whether to give him or Nike and their known BS any more of my money...but then again, I've always...
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    Anyone wear their shoes with heel slippage?

    I tie my shoes...but generally only once.
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    Help me hookup my N64 & PS1 to my LED tv

    I actually need to know this too...I'm showing my homie No Mercy when he comes through tomorrow.
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    Post Your Beard. Vol: #Beardgang

    Yeah man happy to help a fellow writer...just hit me up on PM or something.
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    What's the biggest L you've ever taken?

    ^ It's been 2 years, things are much better now...I'll just never forget how they started. Pull out even with a condom, gents.
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    Post Your Beard. Vol: #Beardgang

    lol @ beards becoming played out...how can a naturally occurring feature of a human adult male's face go out of style? I thought I had a beard, but some of y'all definitely made me feel inadequate tho...I'd cry if there wasn't so much peanut butter on my face.
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    What's the biggest L you've ever taken?

    I did not intend to make a child at this stage in life...possibly at any other either.
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    Criminal Charges, which ones have you ever been charged with?

    It wasn't a fight, we were literally playing around and I guess he passed out...mind you, 1999 was a far different time. They didn't even put the cuffs on me, I would have gotten expelled and shamed on the news for that these days.
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