Recent content by Comparison Ford

Absolutely. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: she gets half of her looks from a man and you wanna smash that? Wildly gay.

In spirit, yes. Man called me “emotionally manipulative” because I asked him a second time to clean the mud he tracked throughout the apartment after a snow storm because he refused to take his boots off. The first time I asked him was a week prior. This was my “I need my own place” moment.

Like I know this is a satire website, but I had a roommate like this and it’s so damn accurate :lol: https://thehardtimes.net/blog/how-to-weaponize-your-newly-diagnosed-adhd-to-never-do-the-dishes-again/

“Neurodivergence” is often weaponized and shouldn’t be treated as a get-out-of-jail-free card to excuse being irresponsible or unreliable.

Nah I work near the one in Lake Grove and live near the one in Sayville. It’s not my favorite pizza place, but the regular slice is serviceable and they’re the OG for grandma pizza so I pay my respects periodically. :lol:

Umberto’s from the other day. Hit the spot.

Chatty Patty drug of choice

Staying at a hotel in Fort Lee, NJ tonight for a work conference. Outside of Hiram’s and White Manna, anyone got any good recs in the area?

Mans is taking pointers from the Cheap Things You Do Thread while reinventing the field of oncology

I’m not saying she should garner the same salary as an NBA player, but $76K seems way too low considering the boost she’ll provide to the WNBA. I’d like to think she’s worth at least double or triple what she’s getting.

Half of them are dead now |l

Whataburger is below average, IMO. Nobody cares about that trash outside of Texas.

I also will not drink Liquid Death just because I think it’s a stupid name with stupid branding.

If you’re a guy and you’re using a stall to take a piss, I don’t see the need to close the door.

Was able to score a reservation at Laser Wolf in Brooklyn for last night: Honestly felt it was overrated. The unlimited salatim and pita were cool, but I really didn’t like their pricing structure and how little protein they give you as a serving size. ONE of those kebabs cost $52 because...