Recent content by galvelocity

I realize that this is pretty implausible, but it'd be sick if he could somehow get it inside a bag of those bits n bytes. Then the stewardess offers her no choice of cookies or crackers, just forces the bits n bytes upon her. Then she's eating her delicious noms and BAM! Marriage!

My whole family is somewhat religious and I'm an atheist. Like dude above I just didn't say anything until it came up. When it did, I just said I didn't believe in religion or god anymore and I hope my decision didn't offend them. Luckily for me I have super tolerant parents who support me in...

Okay so a couple of years ago, my roommates and I lived in this...I don't know what I'd call it. It's like a duplex only it's like five houses attached together? In a big block? Anyway, at the beginning of the school year, we went to a party that was in the big shared backyard. My roommates were...

If you're serious, you and anyone else who believes this literally make me sick. People like you are people I wouldn't even acknowledge as a human being. It's not even all about "your natural urges", you willpowerless weaklings. Part of it's about making a promise to somebody you love and then...

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Not being able to have kids. The dark. Being alone for the rest of my life. 

This. The doctor says that it's the same as knowing we shouldn't eat a snickers bar but doing it anyway, feeling guilty, and then continuing to do it. News flash: The people who do that are called the overweight population. People who are devoted to their health and body are able to resist doing...

Nah, I'm a super non-violent person, and girls fighting is trashy anyway. I got bullied my whole life until my late teens, and I know by now that people mocking you and harassing you is just evidence that they're really insecure and probably very unhappy. I learned to walk away and feel sorry...

Like a week ago when I left my parent's house for Christmas. Two days before I left I called Westjet to book my hedgehog a spot on my flight and they informed me that pets aren't allowed to fly between Dec. 21st and Jan. 6th so I had to leave him with my parents until he could come out when my...

Whenever I see something like this I always wonder how often women say no to marriage proposals. Like, I would assume that if he's asking, they've discussed the subject at length and have agreed that they want to spend their lives together. I'm a woman, so I'm just curious: do dudes ever just...

I'm very surprised that I didn't literally pee my pants in excitement upon seeing this. As someone who has a wall tapestry of a map of Middle Earth, I can safely say I'll be camping out for the midnight showing (assuming there is one)

Give my regards to Swerv Merv and TnT

I don't grind with other dudes and I have a boyfriend. Even when I'm single, the only time I grind with a dude is when it's my intention to make out on the dance floor. I don't grind with people I'm not interested in, and I don't dance w dudes at all when I'm in a relationship. I'll dance with...

 I don't live with him!  He lives with his girlfriend.  And if you don't mind my asking, how old are you? I'm 22 and I feel the same way about clubs, but I feel like most people my age are still super into the club scene. I'm from Canada, so we're legal at 18 so for me it's like I'm down to...