Recent content by lobotomybeats

Jesus

Not to denigrate the logo even more, but the logo also makes it look like the clipper ship is in the crosshairs of a scope.

Eh...it's an improvement, but this looks more like a cruise ship than a clipper ship in my opinion.

Trump: “Build the wall!” Ninja: “I can help. I built a wall to where my mom can’t even take a piss!”

I saw Hank III open for Beck on the Midnite Vultures tour. He was amazing.

Todd Glass is such a brilliant comedian. I love that dude.

Haha. Oh, how I miss those days!

Man, it's a good thing he got his first show tattooed on him and not these.

That's the most Mormon-looking grinding I have ever seen.

Casey DeSantis is the (unfunny) Fred Willard of politics. When she takes the microphone, you just let her do her improv. EVeryone just gets to sit back and watch her "work."

from what I have seen, AI has made my contributions to this site obsolete. Just type in “EWD Purple Heart, Princess, way too long text messages, handles and Durango” into a prompt. Voila. It’s been nice knowing you guys. I would picket, but for some reason Rockdeep HQ keeps telling me to move...

I'm ****ing crying!

As a person who owns a gazebo with hopes of renting it out to the Hallmark channel, I salute you, sir.

I don't usually tinker with memes but....

This guy is the worst.