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    Beating Tickets In Court...Success Stories?

    Couple weeks ago I was acting a fool and swerved through the train tracks. The gates had been down for about 10-15 secs at that point and the train was about 75 feet away chugging away at like 2 MPH. So as soon as I get through all the sudden I see blue and white lights flashing in my mirrors |l...
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    Taking Your Clothes to Dry Cleaners?

    On my way to work every morning, I pass by this shop and notice the prices weren't as expensive as I thought. Plus since it's winter, I've been rocking this leather jacket every day and i cant just toss it in a regular washer without effing it up. Seriously thinking about going there tommorrow...
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    Do you have a Storage Unit?

    Growing up, I lived in a 2500 sq ft house. Not including the basement, garage and backyard sitting on a half acre. So fast forward to 2019...I get my own apartment. Its not a studio or efficiency, but coming from where I come from it definitely feels like it. I only brought half my collection...
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    Encounters With Gas Station People?

    I got my Driver License a couple months back and my Mom lets me drive her Chevy Equinox on Weekdays as long as I fill it up. Every once in a while pedestrians will approach me while I'm at the pump. If I have a 10 or a 20 on me, I'll bless them but most of the time all I've got is 50s or 100s...
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    People Who Work 2 Jobs

    So every Friday I go to Barnes and Nobles to check out the new Magazines, etc and get my latte fix. I noticed there's a dude in a UPS Uniform reading Autobiographies, so I start up a conversation and stuff. -Dude's name is Benjamin, in addition to working at UPS he also is a bartender at...
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    70 Years Old and STILL Broke...Da Hell?

    At work, there's a 68 year old dude Ronald who got hired a couple months before I did. Bruh is always complaining about how the job doesn't pay enough, which left me puzzled cause people his age get: -Senior Discounts at Restaurants and Stores -Get Free Medical Coverage -Have either a paid off...
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    Faux Daisy Dukes - New Fashon Trend 4 Girls?

    So I been seeing this style lately, wear they cut a pair of jeans so the inside pockets hang out. If the girl has a hipster style (tats, big frame eyeglasses, piercings, combat boots) i think it might look good, but for a regular thot who shops at stores like Forever21 i think it looks kind...
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    People Who Smoke Cigarettes - UNAPPRECIATION

    Coughing up a Storm Clearing their throat every 5 minutes. (Hawking Loogies) Littering their Cigarette Butts Everywhere Sliding them behind their ear (pencil style) thinking it makes them look like a "Badass" Wandering around, asking people if they have a lighter Trying to use lighter in Windy...
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    Thugs Raping Elderly Women...Why?

    So I was browsing NYPD's Twitter and seen this: When they break into the home, thats automatically felony burglary...so do they think to themselves, whats one more felony in the grand scheme of things? I stumbled upon this blog called The Injustice File, and apparently this is a common theme...
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    I Just Realized FUTURE Sounds Like JA RULE?

    Up here in Omaha, people have been bumping TEMPTATION non stop. I literally hear it multiple times a day, to the point I know the whole song by heart :blush: So anyways, I was feeling nostalgic last night and listened to Ja's magna opus, Down A s s B tch ….and several of the bars remind me...
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    Kobe Bryant and New Girlfriend React To Bill Burr (VIDEO Inside)

    Since retiring Kobe seems to have gained 20-30 lbs...not quite as Fat as Shaq, but troubling when you think what the next 5 years may bring., Dude's teeth also look jacked up, which is baffling with Kobe literally being a millionaire 500x over...what do you guys think?
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    Qveen Herby...Next Female Rapper 2 Blow?

    So i logged in on Soundcloud today, and this was the first thing I saw: She looks like a "RATCHET" version of Nicole Scherzinger, but has rapping skills for sure....
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    Bob Marley Fans...ID this song? (MP3)

    So I was in Downtown Omaha, and this homeless dude had a Loud speaker somehow hooked up, bumping this CRAZY Bob Marley track...you can tell its from the mid 80s, but the bassline sounded so modern, if a Producer sampled it, ,maybe sped it up a little it could easily be something a Rapper today...
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    Ray Jr - Nose Bleed (New Rapper putting CLEVELAND on The Map)

    So I'm up in Omaha, NE, and this track made it to the "7 AT 7" countdown the radio station does every night: Interesting the video has been out since November 16', do y'all guys think this brotha is next up? Crazy he's made it this far with no major label...
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    Songs That Are REALLY About Drugs? (Interesting Thread)

    At Summer Camp, this kid was explaining to me that: Boy = Herion Girl = Crack Cocaine For example: Young Dro "Shoulder Lean" My Girl Gotta Girlfriend, Chevy Blue Like Whirlwind/ They Sayin Theres a Drought on That Boy, I Got Dat Girl In!" He's basically saying, his suppliers ran low on...
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    Getting Heckled By Little Kids?

    Anyone else get bullied by people half their age? Last night, I went to the Movie Theatre to see the Warrior Vs Cavs game. As soon as I walked in, I hear someone yell "WORLDSTAR!" and laughter erupts. I froze for a second, but pretended I didn't hear anything, and kept straight ahead. (From the...
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    Craziest Restaurant You Ever Been Too?

    So I was in Chicago last week, and on the last day I wanted to stay up all night so I could sleep like a baby on the flight home. A dude at the hotel recommended a 24 hr spot"Greektown". I get there (the actual name is Mr Greek Gyros), and am immediately overwhelmed. There's about 75 people in...
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    Wealthy Ppl Smoking Cigaretes?

    Growing up, I always thought smoking (except cigars) was a Ghetto/Trailer Trash characteristic. I live in an affluent neighborhood (most people make $100k and up), and can't really recall seeing anyone ever smoke. I started going Downtown sometimes and see folks from Fortune 500 Companies...
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    Panhandlers in Your City?

    So I live in Omaha, NE - it's a pretty affluent area (the billionaire Warren Buffett lives here). But there are alot of panhandlers - if you hang out at the Downtown library and ask 10 people if they've "been hustling today" - atleast 5 of them will mention something about "flying a sign"...
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    Rich Dudes That are STILL Chubby?

    So we're 1/3rd of the way thru the year, and most of us have failed are New Year's Resolutions... Most of us play the "money card", pointing out that Wealthy people can afford Chef's and Nutritionists to help...yet we have: DJ Khaled James Corden Ice Cube & Charles Barkley Donald J Trump...
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