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that was dope. I got Clips 2-1 as well. Charlie rounds 1&2 Hitman round 3

Peep's "Worldstar Ambrose" comments have ruined Ambrose for me.

I got a ex-girl that can't stop throwing dirt on my name. A prospective girl that just rejected me, and is probably gonna pull out of the prom date. A mother that thinks I'm ashamed of her, and stonewalls me every time I try to talk. But I got invited to an awards breakfast so there's that. ...

Nah. I came up to this girl trying to be a gentleman, and charm her with my wit. I told her that I wanted to be her man, and that we'd be good together. This devious trollup gonna tell her friend, to tell my friend no, and that she wasn't attracted at all.   It's funny she ain't say none of...

WELP! Back to the drawing board, got me HURT.

Girl I got that BOMB Big ol' monkey balls Gotta wear shorts, cuz they be hanging out my draws!

Yo, "Girls Love Beyonce" is a top 25 Drake song. That song is DEEP. Plus the girls love it (pun not intended).  The Slim K C&S version would be top ten if it counted as official catalog though . Look I know girls love beyonce, girls love to ____ with your conscience, girls hate when _______...

Son sold that chop like Patsey.

I really thought about changing my name. I'm in the middle of an identity crisis it seems. 

I KNOW THAT YOU WANT ME, CUZ I LOOK THE BEST, I'LL WEAR MY SHIRT OPEN, SO YOU'LL SEE MY CHEST Classic

Black british women 

It works better than your method of fapping to podcasts with Cortez or whatever dude's name is.

Fapolution is a mystery!

How was your day? Did you miss me? Yeah I missed you too. I missed you so much I followed you today Yeah that's right, now close your mouth cuz you COLD BUSTED. That's right now sit down here, I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do, Now my first impulse was to run up on you and do...

She so pretty cuhses. 

MY STYLE IS IMPETUOUS, MY DEFENSE IS IMPREGNABLE! AND I'M JUST FEROCIOUS, I WANT YOUR HEART, I WANT TO EAT HIS CHILDREN, PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!

My two favorite athletes of all time, what a shame. I don't believe they did it, but maybe it's just because I don't want to think of them as rapists.  That bs made Kobe change from my favorite number to 24 .

I invented a sex move called the stage coach. Step 1. Make her get in girl pushup position. Step 2. Position a squeaky computer chair behind her. Step 3. Lower the Chair, so that it is level with her back Step 4. Sit Down in said chair Step 5. Insert yourself Step 6. Start humping motion...

@shoyru  @RIP sleazyy  @bay1591   As long as I stay mentally cold, and let my rhetoric work like it does, this will be an easy task.