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-What's stopping a Cowboys vs Patriots Super Bowl? -Cowboys, Patriots, Raiders, Packers, and Seahawks all losing the same day? Merry Christmas. -0 TDs and 6 INTs the last two games? Yeah, the league has figured Jared Goff out. Rams offense is donezo. -The last time Aaron Rodgers won on the...

-What's stopping a Cowboys vs Patriots Super Bowl? -The Arizona Cardinals won their first road game against the Green Bay Packers since October 16th, 1949. -Emmanuel Sanders threw for the same number of TDs as Aaron Rodgers when the Broncos played the Cardinals. -Now that Mike McCarthy is...

-What's stopping a Cowboy vs Patriots Super Bowl? Let's start with Thursday: -Matthew Stafford will end up with a bunch of records because he came into the league young. That's too bad. He's Joe Flacco of the NFC North. -Bears are legit. -Amari Cooper looking like a WR1 with a real QB. Hard...

-What's stopping a Cowboys vs Patriots Super Bowl? Not the Eagles. -Frank Reich was more important than Doug Pederson for the Eagles offensive success last year. Look at what he's doing with the Colts -- a team that has a rag-tag o-line, very few weapons, and a QB with his arm falling off...

-Please don't mention Jameis "The Groper, grab em by the *****, crab thief" Winston and Marcus "Patriot Killer" Mariota in the same sentence ever again. Thank you. One of them isn't a starter in the NFL and the other takes his team to the playoffs and beats the Patriots. -It's a good...

Takeaways from Week 7: -What did Calvin Johnson do on a football field that Adam Thielen doesn't do better? -Was there a Khalil Mack sighting yesterday? Sure didn't seem like it. -Patrick Mahomes is leading the league in touchdown passes. Who is #2? THIS MAN: PUT SOME GAD DAMN RESPEK ON...

-What's stopping a Cowboys vs Patriots Super Bowl? -Marcus Mariota is nothing more than a Hawaiian Jameis Winston. -Derek Carr's audition for the next Happy Feet movie went well. -Eli Manning living off his brothers name at this point. -Who needs Leveon Bell? The Steelers sure don't...

-What's stopping a Cowboys vs Patriots Super Bowl? -Can't believe how much referee help the Vegas Raiders needed to beat the lowly Browns. No calls on fumbles, terrible spots, you name it. -Derek Carr leading the league with 7 interceptions through 4 weeks. When do the Raiders draft his...

-What's stopping a Cowboys vs Patriots Super Bowl? -Heal up, Jimmy. At least the Niners will get Ed Oliver now. Give Kaep a ring Mr. Lynch. -Where's all the Tanne 2.0 slander? Should I bump the Quarterback thread? -MVP Mahomes. Nuff said. -Imagine if the Bears had a QB. The rest of that...

-What's stopping a Cowboys vs. Patriots Super Bowl? -Jamies Winston will look great in an Oakland Raiders uniform next season. -Going from Alex Smith to Patrick Mahomes is like going from a Toyota Camry to a McLaren. -Speaking of Alex Smith -- welcome to the club, Washington. If this man ever...

What a season! -Congratulations to the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles! -Better luck next time, MAGA. -The NFC West now belongs to the Los Angeles Rams and San Francisco 49ers. Was fun while it lasted, Seahawks. See you in 10 years. -If Joe Flacco can become the highest paid QB in...

Teams added to the All Washed List for 2017-2018: Seattle Seahawks Baltimore Ravens Oakland Raiders New York Giants Tampa Bay Buccaneers Houston Texans Players added to the All Washed List for 2017-2018: Jameis Winston Marcus Mariota Derek Carr DeMarco Murray Adrian Peterson Doug Martin...

-Tuck rule, SpyGate, DeflateGate, and now CatchGate. can these Boston Baked *****es win without cheating? Jesus. -Good thing Fraud rushed back from his injury to play. LOL. -That Russell Wilson MVP talk died faster than the Seahawks when they play a team with a winning record. Goodness. -MVP...

-Antonio Brown is the best player in the NFL and it isn't close. They'll give the MVP to some QB that puts up lukewarm stats again, though, because **** the NFL. -Get well, Carson. -Seahawks are simply bullies who don't like it when things don't go their way. Diving at knees and **** during a...

Sorry to all Eagles fans... Chiefs have gone 1-5 since I re-started the curse. Hit me up on PayPal if you want me to bring Wentz back. -Cowboys aren't byke, you can never trust Jay Gruden/Kirk Cousins/Washington Racists in a primetime or meaningful game. This isn't 1992. -Minnesota's defense...

What a fun week of football. -Cowboys are 100% washed. Great time to be alive. -Minnesota should have never traded for Sammy Sleeves. Case Keenum is the best Vikings QB since Daunte Culpepper (may he RIP). -Chargers winning the AFCW. Can't wait to pull some receipts after the season. -Julio...

-Jason Garrett needs to learn how to make in game adjustments. -Tyron Smith > Zeke. If he doesn't make it back in time for the Eagles game... -Case Keenum for MVP. He deserves props for how well he's doing with the Vikes. -Theodore being back on the sidelines :hat -Doesn't matter if they're...

I'm back. :pimp: Closing on a new house December 8th. :D Now, about this week... -Most of the teams that don't matter were on bye this week. -J-E-T-E. -Blair Walsh is a Godsend. -AP byke again? -Saints as a whole are scary. -Kirk Cousins is more clutch than Russell Wilson. -Amari Cooper needs...

Thank goodness for the Thursday night game because yesterday was basura -Kansas City washed -Oakland byke -'Memba when Tampa Bay was a "playoff team"? I 'memba -Cam Newton doesn't know if he's 2014 Cam or 2015 Cam this season -Tennessee vs Cleveland was the definition of struggle ball -Andy...

-Another Patriots win, another questionable flag. Go figure. 15+ years of this bull****. -Eagles are the best team in the NFC and it isn't close. -Falcons went full Super Bowl. -John Fox looks like someone's drunk uncle. -Kevin Hogan is definitely the answer, Cleveland. Good call. -Heal up, AR12...