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I'd rather eat an orange. 

Tell her, but don't keep your hopes up... you're probably not getting that poon-tang. 

Tell her, but don't keep your hopes up... you're probably not getting that poon-tang. 

Which is a suggestion.  

Which is a suggestion.  

I thought that was precisely what he was doing... offering suggestions. I agree with the OP that there ought to be a mobile version of this site to facilitate access to those on the go but what I feel would really strengthen this community is a harsher application process. 

I thought that was precisely what he was doing... offering suggestions. I agree with the OP that there ought to be a mobile version of this site to facilitate access to those on the go but what I feel would really strengthen this community is a harsher application process. 

Platoon Full Metal Jacket Patton Braveheart Those are a few I can think of right now. EDIT:  Bridge on the River Kwai  The Great Escape

Platoon Full Metal Jacket Patton Braveheart Those are a few I can think of right now. EDIT:  Bridge on the River Kwai  The Great Escape

One of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children reporting in.

One of Uncle Sam's Misguided Children reporting in.

I'm not in the army. Also, I will never post my picture here, or anywhere on the Internet.

I'm not in the army. Also, I will never post my picture here, or anywhere on the Internet.

But this is the thing Kirby, you start by doing the rolleyes emoticon but then you say I'm cool. So I'm thinking, aww finally this guy knows where I come from. But then you throw me a curveball and say I "aint bout dat life". Then I saw your SN so I thought you would have Master Chief as your...

But this is the thing Kirby, you start by doing the rolleyes emoticon but then you say I'm cool. So I'm thinking, aww finally this guy knows where I come from. But then you throw me a curveball and say I "aint bout dat life". Then I saw your SN so I thought you would have Master Chief as your...

I was just talking about this today: People who lie about being in the military do a great disrespect towards the real servicemen and women out there. (Apparently people on dating sites pretend to be in the military to get chicks) Genuine account on my part. 

I was just talking about this today: People who lie about being in the military do a great disrespect towards the real servicemen and women out there. (Apparently people on dating sites pretend to be in the military to get chicks) Genuine account on my part. 

He's so gacked out... yikes! Cocaine is a helluva drug.

He's so gacked out... yikes! Cocaine is a helluva drug.

stop living a fantasy  dude is a fat kid that spent way too much time on call of duty  Hah! No no no... I'm THIS kid! Check out my poster on the left.