So tonight me & my girl went out to the movies..& it was supposed to be a double date or whatever..but her friend's date didn't show up..so inthe movie theater, this trick sat behind us.. I'm like WDF?!? We getto Pizza Hut to chill.. this *&^%$ STILL wont leave us the &*^% alone.. I sat at the...
Okay...
So tomorrow is the last day of school.. & my mom is makin me go.. even tho its a 60% day but still
me: ayy ma im not goin to school tomorrow
her: LOL WUT?
me: why i gotta go?
her: cuz i said so, the school is open, so you goin
& im like w t f? what is my reason for going to school? we...
...If your parents walked in on you smashin?
I asked my moms this..
Me:Ayy ma, what would you do if you walked in on me having sex with a girl?
Her:I'd cuss both of you out...and stick a broom up yo %^*
Me: Would you let me finish?
Her: Hell naw!!