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One kid got sick in the dorms, who knows how many he infected. The infected are among us!

Just Curious. Every time he speaks, all my fellow Asians Agree. Ben Baller (uber-cool asian) may not opine

subtle xbox360 trolling

Hmmm... good point. She texted me today, I didn't plan on responding so as to not lead her on unnecessarily but you're making me want tostay in touch.

Whoa a lot of you got it all wrong. I'm not looking for an alcoholic, but it looks weird when a person doesn't drink. Drinking too much is bad, but notdrinking at all is just as bad, you want a girl that knows how to drink. You know, have fun but stay classy. Knows how to get a buzz and remain...

You're okay walking around with dry poop all over your $@@? Nasty.

As soon as I found out she didn't drink it was over. I was polite and waited until she finished dinner, but before she did she also revealed that she'svery religious. She goes to church EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY. W.T.F. I got the check and drover her %## straight home. What are your deal breakers?

Very impressive, you are a clean and upstanding young citizen.

Why would you doubt this?

Careful, that's how you get hemorrhoids

Ideally you would have already trained your bowels to release your poop at appropriate times. If you're over 25 you should already poop on a regularschedule. I do it every morning before I start my day. No better way to start it than to secrete an epic log, view it, shower and walk around town...

Ideally you should shower, but if you don't use a wet paper towel at a *bare* minimumyou're just moving the poop around. Think of it this way, if a human turd landed on your arm, would you just use a dry napkin to wipe itdown?

So did we get a consensus on this critical 2009 issue? I think the majority of votes were for 34C.

Is that about right? A D cup is not classy, too big and maybe even tacky. Sure we all love a D, hell I'd love to motorboat every D cup in the planet beforeI die, but this is a different topic.

Assume you HAVE to stay there when the zombies attack.

Current gas prices are a direct result of a ###! economy. The prices are down because people don't have money and demand is down, not because the problemswith oil as a limited and finite resource has been fixed. If and when the economy recovers we'll be back to the 4 dollar gallon problem.