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One time I told my sister about a plane crash that my grandmother would be on. She went ahead and told my grandma. Idk why Idk why

God thing I'm plugged in. Got a few proxys and a few lil ****** on line. Ain't want nothing Celt that fire extinguisher so I can take out the heat 300

Propaganda by the white man

Give him a Santa hat

My mans sold 5 pairs of yeezys in two different scenarios before they costed 3k. For 2 5k treatments cause his dog got too fat and his leg needed some work.

I need a job. I'm trying to do what jay z did and sell keys and doors

Ya so fascinated by what we have here. No one wants to explore? What if you were to live twice as long on mars and could also dunk on 7 ft ****** easily

I told em I was a college kid

I got paid $50 for eating a lil doozie Ya here preaching eating buttholes and getting domed by ******. What is this that centipede movie

Eating my own Dookie at 8 is way better than drinking your own jizz. It's better than eating *** Smfh

Anyone know about cheap flights to DR or how to get a low low on some cruises to the Bahamas?

My coworker has 4 sugar daddies via Twitter and Instagram. She gets about 800 from each of them biweekly. Shows me the texts she gets. Wild. Dude busted into tissues and showed her how her feet had him feeling

I pee in the trash at Starbucks or McDonald's. Or on the floor. I hate hate hate tipping can drivers.

Research shows that the only way to significantly survive on Mars would be to live inside refrigerator units. It will be at a constant 30 degrees. Lowering our body heat to 70ish No alien booty but you can hit some yams for $15.

Every family of 2 or more that goes up gets a stipend account of 35K. More members larger stipend. Drug dealing is a petty crime as well

Because up there, you won't have to deal with rising temperatures and sea levels. In this time period the eastern seaboard of the U.S. Is flooded. We lost Europe and Russia due to nuclear reactors impoding

After. I ate my **** when I was 8.

I was about 16. My girl at the time was 19. She knew the door on the side would be unlocked and the pastor would usually leave around 11pm. We snuck in and I lost my virginity

Why would you kill someone else? No streetcats. Prostitution is legal only if you do not use a condom. Weapons are only available to law enforcement. Which obey to the mayor. No politics. Monthly community meetings. Do your part you get your part. If you break the rules you'll get lashed