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pick up lines: losers over-thinking their approach to girls because they aren't doing @#$% with their life Go get an education and a good job youngin' and the rest will take care of itself. Trust.

I found out driving a flashy car had some unintended consequences. There's no need to argue. If you want to attract bird brains with your Benzo, knock yourself out. I'm about chicks that are on another level, and I'm through whipping cars that they not only don't care about, it might even turn...

Eh, I woulda cared 5 years ago. Him and Jay-Z are married and old news now. To be clear, I still play some songs off Justified and FSLS, but I don't need to hear this dude singing about being in love with his big toothed actress wife. See Usher, when he dropped that dud while he was caught up...

@ Kobe should have retired for the sake of the team. What public school did, or is doing, you no favors? My God.

I think Charlie Bell got amnestied right around an ill timed DUI conviction, which was around the same time he and his bonkers "Basketball Wives" ex-wife were separating. As for him playing in some rec league, isn't that what most international ball players do until they get offered a contract...

How so?

I always felt like a tool "working" at a Starbucks. Like isn't that what your local public or university library is there for? Just seems too struggle to me. Not to mention all the seats are usually full, looking like a dweeb when you come in with a messenger bag full only to have no real estate...

I'm laughing at your lack of self worth and insecurity. I don't crave one night stands, nor do I crave the type of girls that let me stroke the first night I meet them because they saw my Porsche. We're apparently after different things. If you're happy with that by all means keep doing you. I'm...

Fiat was from my employer.

Judging you based on what you drive is pretty good indicator of your personality. If you're in a Range Rover obviously money and showing off are two of your motivators in life. If you don't want people thinking you're materialistic and all about money why would you buy such an expensive, flashy...

It's not envy. I've driven nice to luxury new cars since I got my license. I'm off that now. Low key is much more choice for the people I want near me. Like I said:

"What guys think girls like vs what girls really like are two totally different things." I think a new Audi S5 can help you land some girls but are those the kind of girls you want? And did you guys know that the Audi S5 may actually put off a lot of really quality girls? It's not just about...

Step your game up if a freaking bartender intimidates you. Not kidding.

She's a bartender. Odds are she's a terminally unmotivated loser. It's possible this one is a nice girl and paying her way through university, I guess. Either way, you shouldn't be intimidated to ask out some girl in the service industry. Don't you have any self-worth?

4 pages of kids dreaming about a car the average dentist leases.

Preposterous? I think you mean presumptuous. It pretty clear you guys are too immature to understand what I'm saying. Whatever. I tried to help. Carry on with your big dreams of pushing a luxury car to attract some equally empty girl, while inadvertently pushing away girls that are completely...

Hypocritical? You spelled enlightened wrong.

I always thought she was an conceited moron and she is super skinny but has cankles. Also believe she had a surrogate mother carry her kid.

Disagree. It sounds like he wasn't even trying and just clowning in the stu. It's one of those songs where you gotta be outta your momma's house to understand. Just a low-key track I can relate to..

Not sure where all the hate is coming from. I'm just putting y'all up on some game. You want to attract shallow girls be my guest. I'm off that. Girls actually LIKE that car? It was a beat up test car, bumpy, hard non-powered seats, cramped, crossed yellow lines when it was windy and by far the...