2017-18 NFL Week in Review - Week 7 - Tossin' in the Timbs

ok maybe Brett Hundley isn’t the best QB in the league. Maybe like 5th best

Also there have only been two starting QBs in league history with the first name Brett.

Aaron Jones though. Best running back in the league.

 

yesterday's struggle games really made me want to purchase Redzone again

 

What's stopping a Saints-Steelers SB?

The Pats and Martavis Bryant tbh

 

-#FogGate is the latest installment in the long, dark history of cheating by the New England Patriots. Like the late, great Jesse Pinkman once said "how can they keep getting away with this?"
-Despite New England's treachery, it's safe to say that the Atlanta Falcons are WASHED
-With Kansas City's most recent defeat at the hands of the Derek Ford Pinto-led Las Vegas Raiders, it's safe to say that the Miami Dolphins are now the best team in the AFC and very possibly the entire NFL and quite possibly, ever.
-Tampa Bay is back where it belongs, the worst team in the great state of Florida.
-Jimmy Graham, for the sake of all of us that graduated from the U, do better.
-Well I think we have found the answer to the question of who you'd rather have between Marcus Marioto and Jameis Winston. The answer is neither.
-Is Cam Newton the most fraudulent MVP we've ever had? I'm inclined to say yes.
-Never change, Vontaze Burfict, never change.

 

The product on the field is watered down.

 

I know we're washed. I'll hold out on the Eagles til they play tonight to get a better formed opinion. Either SB or washed

 

I agree but there literally wasn't a game that seemed good

I got stuck with freakin Carolina/Chicago

Mitch was like 4 of 7 and they were still washing the Panthers

 

League's relentless mediocrity gives me hope for my Seahawks.

Also, I feel great about being 4-2 when we have played so poorly. Don't feel as good about the Rams being 5-2, but we beat them on the road already.

 

Best game of the week was Dolphins/Jets and that's not even a hot take.

 

I had that game and 49ers/cowboys game.

 

- Seahawks really had to scrap to beat the Giants SMH. Jimmy Graham may have had a TD 3 catches and 51 yards, but he should have had maybe 7 catches, 125 yards, and 3 TDs. This dude was talked about in the same class as Gronk not too long ago and has been performing like a backup blocking TE.

- Dolphins should have handed the keys to Matt Moore in the first place.

- Heath's kick

- Poor Cardinals. Talk about a 180 from the week before.

- Jags, 20 combined sacks vs Tom Savage & Jacoby Brissett, and 5 picks from a shattered Roethlisberger. LOL. I'll believe in them when they win home games and get to 6 wins before 10 losses.

- Saints quietly being at 4-2 while rest of the division slumps is pretty funny.

- The Bucs falling out of it badly, don't remember who said it, but they were spot on about the Bucs being a random assortment of talent that don't really fit.

- Broncos

 

Bengals need to blow it the hell up

Marv is a moron and I would cut Dalton after that 4th and 3, I have no idea why Mixon isn't the focal point of their offense

 

When did he start blocking?

 

AFCN is slowly but surely becoming the new AFCE

 

Replay of the Pats and Falcons game GOT style from SNF:

Spoiler: SNF Summary GOT Style

• Dan Quinn tried strutting into big dick NE and playing big dick/no brain football with his two inch pecker and lost
• even as a Pats fan, the damn SB LI references during SNF were too ****ing much
• Super Bowl LII Champ Chiefs and @kdslittlebro will be fine
• Box score champion Derek Carr byke!!!
• Amari Cooper has enough of our slander
• Hundley or Fraudgers…don’t matter. Packers still can’t overcome a 1 point deficit versus a .500+ team
• Marimoto and Jameis both past washed, whatever that is
• The Jete suddenly realized they’re on pace to pick in the teens at the draft so they reset in the 4th quarter to blow the game
• The NJ Giants should have signed Kaep 3 months ago. OBJ would still be alive and they would be 4-3
• 7 pass attempts for Mitchell and the Bears washed the Panthers. HOF game management right there
• Goff taken some serious steps forward each week
• The Ravens should have signed Kaep 3 months ago
• Big Phil in the m’effin house
• Big Ben sucker punched Father Time to maybe survive another round
• Jimmy Graham might be THE ONLY soft player in the NFL
• Jimmy Graham is not even a top 10 TE in the league right now
• Jimmy Graham probably uses women’s deodorant because it doesn’t burn his pits
• Jimmy Graham probably shaves his legs
• Jimmy Graham is probably a cat person
• Jimmy Graham probably uses the nautilus machines at the gym instead of free weights
• Jimmy Graham probably listens to Taylor Swift
• Jimmy Graham probably watches soap operas
• Jimmy Graham probably cries at the end of Disney movies
• Jimmy Graham probably drives 5 miles under the speed limit
• Jimmy Graham probably sleeps with the lights on
• Jimmy Graham probably gets the mild chicken at Popeyes
• Jimmy Graham probably needs someone else to kill spiders in his crib for him
• Jimmy Graham covers his eyes during previews for horror movies

When you realize @Trey Bantz and stanfran are actually the same person…




Gimme the Eagles in a tight one tonight

 

This is probably the most insulting thing anyone has ever said about me on this site, and I've been here for a long time.

 

i mean i thought you forgot to switch over to that account before SNF kickoff for a minute there with some of those posts, fam. my bad, still my dude

 

- Titans really ain't that good

- Bucs still suck, but what else is new

- Bills winning the division

- Steelers have a top 5 defense, we byke

- Pay Le'veon

- The saints are the best team in the NFC

- the NFC is trash

- 1st round pick Brett Hundley!

- Once cam learns how to not bullet every pass, i'll have faith in him as a starting QB.

- 49ers are the best 0-7 team ever