2018 NFL Predictions

[macbk]

Hot takes:

Jets win have the #1 next year

I'm just skimming this thread for nonsense and this is caught my attention the quickest. You are out of your damn mind if you think the Jets are going to be the WORST in the league....

 

[IATT]

 

[NickFolarin]

I'm just skimming this thread for nonsense and this is caught my attention the quickest. You are out of your damn mind if you think the Jets are going to be the WORST in the league....

IMO the Jets easily have the least amount of talent than any other team in the NFL, and the Dolphins & Bills won’t try to tank like laat year.

 

[buc em]

IMO the Jets easily have the least amount of talent than any other team in the NFL, and the Dolphins & Bills won’t try to tank like laat year.

You’re clueless. The Bills made the playoffs last year and the Dolphins just weren’t good.

 

[macbk]

IMO the Jets easily have the least amount of talent than any other team in the NFL, and the Dolphins & Bills won’t try to tank like laat year.

You are bugging man .

 

[NickFolarin]

You’re clueless. The Bills made the playoffs last year and the Dolphins just weren’t good.

The Dolphins didn't have their starting QB and got rid of their starting RB (and playmaker) midseason. The Bills STILL made the playoff even after TRYING to tank by benching Tyrod for Peterman.

...and they both STILL had better teams!!!

 

[bishopstrongbow]

Bears make the playoffs.


That is all.

 

[raider5]

The Chargers legit have the talent especially defensively to have a year like the Jaguars had last year. If they can find a way to not **** it up this year it could happen.

The Chargers really are there own worse enemy

Another sub par season for The Bolts, with at least 3 games lost by a missed field goal that happened due to a false start penalty or something.

 

[macbk]

Would love to see the Chargers put it together and Phil go on a run.

 

[flyerthandelta]

Dolphins will have the worst record in the league

 

[macbk]

Dolphins will have the worst record in the league

Nope, that spot is apparently saved for the talent-less Jets.

 

[bishopstrongbow]

Broncos going to end up with a top 3 pick.

 

[buc em]

The Dolphins didn't have their starting QB and got rid of their starting RB (and playmaker) midseason. The Bills STILL made the playoff even after TRYING to tank by benching Tyrod for Peterman.

...and they both STILL had better teams!!!

The Bills had been shopping Tyrod for years and everyone says Tannehill sucks to begin with. And Kenyan Drake was better the entire rest of the season than Ajayi.

 

[macbk]

Edit: Wrong thread. To make up for my mistake, NickFolarin is still bugging for his Jets takes.

 

[JustBlaze.]

Would love to see the Chargers put it together and Phil go on a run.

We will. Don't trip.

 

[macbk]

We will. Don't trip.

Stay safe.

 

[Chester McFloppy]

NFC North:
Vikings
Bears
Packers
Lions

NFC South:
Falcons
Saints
Panthers
Buccaneers

NFC West:
Rams
Niners
Cardinals
Seahawks

NFC East:
Eagles
Giants
Cowboys
'Skins

AFC North:
Steelers
Browns
Ravens
Bengals

AFC South:
Titans
Texans
Jaguars
Colts

AFC West:
Chargers
Broncos
Chiefs
Raiders

AFC East:
Patriots
Jets
Bills
Dolphins

Surprise teams in NFC: Bears, Falcons, Giants
Surprise teams in AFC: Jets, Broncos, Browns
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Roquan Smith
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Baker Mayfield
Most improved player: Mitch Trubisky
Coach of the Year: Anthony Lynn
Comeback Player of the Year: Dalvin Cook
Offensive Player of the Year: Alvin Kamara
Defensive Player of the Year: Chandler Jones
MVP: Matt Ryan

Hot takes:

Julio Jones proves that he's a top 10 WR in the NFL by scoring more than 3 TDs this season.
Las Vegas Raiders go 6-10 again.
Derek Carr throws an interception on his first Spider 2 Y Banana.
Rookies tear **** up this season, especially on the defensive side.
Slangin Samchize the Patriot Killer OO EE Big **** YOU LIKE THAT Darnold leads the JETE to the playoffs.
MVP is an extra close race this year.
AFC South is the best division in football.
Browns win 8 games.
Seattle Seahawks go 6-10. Pete Carroll on the hot seat.
Marvin Lewis doesn't get fired.
Andrew Luck only loses out on comeback player of the year because Dalvin is a ******* monster.
Playoff race in both the AFC and NFC is so tight that nothing is decided (including some division winners) until week 17.
MATTY THE ****** ICEBERG WINS HIS SECOND MVP AND THE SALT FLOWS.
The young crop of QBs looks poised to take the baton from the old guard.
Packers miss the playoffs behind a mediocre season from Aaron Rodgers.
Alex Smith struggles with these fast receivers running further than 8 yards downfield and throws fewer than 3500 yards/25 TDs.
Mahomes will be the goods.
Patriots struggle this year, still win the AFC East but not in a dominant fashion.
Chargers have the best defense in the league.
Dolphins, Skins, and Bucs are the dumpsters.

NFC Playoffs:

1. Rams
2. Falcons
3. Eagles
4. Vikings
5. 49ers
6. Saints

AFC Playoffs:

1. Chargers
2. Steelers
3. Patriots
4. Titans
5. Texans
6. Jets

Super Bowl LIII:

Saints vs. Chargers

Breesus MVP

 

[nick.]

Slangin Samchize the Patriot Killer OO EE Big **** YOU LIKE THAT Darnold leads the JETE to the playoffs.

 

[DeadsetAce]

Ice Cold takes:

Las Vegas Raiders go 6-10 again.
Derek Carr throws an interception on his first Spider 2 Y Banana.
Marvin Lewis doesn't get fired.
Alex Smith struggles with these fast receivers running further than 8 yards downfield and throws fewer than 3500 yards/25 TDs.
Dolphins, Skins, and Bucs are the dumpsters.

 

[IATT]

i expected spicy...

 

[nick.]

i expected spicy...

Well Ches is white so...

 

[Chester McFloppy]

Well Ches is white so...

Sit down you barrel shaped meatball

 

[a55a5in11]

NFC North:
Vikings
Bears
Packers
Lions

NFC South:
Falcons
Saints
Panthers
Buccaneers

NFC West:
Rams
Niners
Cardinals
Seahawks

NFC East:
Eagles
Giants
Cowboys
'Skins

AFC North:
Steelers
Browns
Ravens
Bengals

AFC South:
Titans
Texans
Jaguars
Colts

AFC West:
Chargers
Broncos
Chiefs
Raiders

AFC East:
Patriots
Jets
Bills
Dolphins

Surprise teams in NFC: Bears, Falcons, Giants
Surprise teams in AFC: Jets, Broncos, Browns
Defensive Rookie of the Year: Roquan Smith
Offensive Rookie of the Year: Baker Mayfield
Most improved player: Mitch Trubisky
Coach of the Year: Anthony Lynn
Comeback Player of the Year: Dalvin Cook
Offensive Player of the Year: Alvin Kamara
Defensive Player of the Year: Chandler Jones
MVP: Matt Ryan

Hot takes:

Julio Jones proves that he's a top 10 WR in the NFL by scoring more than 3 TDs this season.
Las Vegas Raiders go 6-10 again.
Derek Carr throws an interception on his first Spider 2 Y Banana.
Rookies tear **** up this season, especially on the defensive side.
Slangin Samchize the Patriot Killer OO EE Big **** YOU LIKE THAT Darnold leads the JETE to the playoffs.
MVP is an extra close race this year.
AFC South is the best division in football.
Browns win 8 games.
Seattle Seahawks go 6-10. Pete Carroll on the hot seat.
Marvin Lewis doesn't get fired.
Andrew Luck only loses out on comeback player of the year because Dalvin is a ******* monster.
Playoff race in both the AFC and NFC is so tight that nothing is decided (including some division winners) until week 17.
MATTY THE ****** ICEBERG WINS HIS SECOND MVP AND THE SALT FLOWS.
The young crop of QBs looks poised to take the baton from the old guard.
Packers miss the playoffs behind a mediocre season from Aaron Rodgers.
Alex Smith struggles with these fast receivers running further than 8 yards downfield and throws fewer than 3500 yards/25 TDs.
Mahomes will be the goods.
Patriots struggle this year, still win the AFC East but not in a dominant fashion.
Chargers have the best defense in the league.
Dolphins, Skins, and Bucs are the dumpsters.

NFC Playoffs:

1. Rams
2. Falcons
3. Eagles
4. Vikings
5. 49ers
6. Saints

AFC Playoffs:

1. Chargers
2. Steelers
3. Patriots
4. Titans
5. Texans
6. Jets

Super Bowl LIII:

Saints vs. Chargers

Breesus MVP

Agree 100%

 

[Hahahaha]

Troll thread in disguise, eye c



Eagles get bounced early in the playoffs

Rayne Dakota gets benched at least one game

Seahawks miss the playoffs

Browns win five games

Giants make the playoffs

Steelers take a few steps back, Ben tells the media every week how bad he's hurt and doesn't know if he can do it

Jets win 6-7 games

Brady gets caught on camera sucking his trainer's ****

 

[nick.]

Ben tells the media every week how bad he's hurt and doesn't know if he can do it

Then *****es when they draft a potential replacement