2020 Confessions: Brutal honesty Let’s hear it

[Hunnynutcheerios]

Caught feelings for a chick in another country

you gonna be on the new season of 90 day?

 

[ahat]

If im out and about and suddenly have to take a crap, ill walk up to a random building and squat/kneel like im tying my shoe or something. Since my back is to the building u cant really tell my pants are slid down my thighs.

If i dont have any napkins to wipe with, ill find a random car in a parking lot that i can squeeze behind and not be seen. Then ill spread my cheeks and look for an outwardly shaped feature (like a bumper) i can swipe my butt on real quickly. Sometimes if i see a sports car like a Corvette thats lower to the ground, ill position myself so the passenger side mirror goes into my butt crack. Wiggle a little bit to transfer as much debris as possible.

I rationalize doing this by thinking itll rain probably later that week and wash off my indescretions.

This you?

 

[Coromanti]

I'm connecting with this season of F is For Family more than anticipated. Frank Murphy having random flashbacks to his emotionally abusive childhood and no one attempting to understand his pain.... hits too close to home.

 

[s-blaze]

Went to Texas and didn't tell my job. Supposed to be quarantining. Don't feel symptoms though.

 

[atlsfinest]

 

[tr1ll]

You don’t care SI has a transgender model or you wood??????????

 

[kungfu koala]

I'd be trapped pretty hard.
Damn.

 

[atlsfinest]

You don’t care SI has a transgender model or you wood??????????

I would

 

[willypete]

You don’t care SI has a transgender model or you wood??????????

"Mouf is mouf"

 

[aepps20]

"Mouf is mouf"

Profit is Profit B

 

[championboyz7]

I peed in the car once. Into a water bottle, got piss all over my jeans . I was on the highway too, I thought it was gonna be easier than what it actually was.

 

[SupremeBeing5]

You would where??? There’s no V.

 

[prodigiou$]

I’ve changed lol

 

[dunkmob.net]

Certain type of songs make me feel a type of way
For example. The beginning of. “Good kush and alcohol”
And. Future. “Life is good”. The future part when he starts sayin “woo”. Makes me wanna go to a club have a table of females sittin with me as I drink a bottle of Cliquot moving my head feelin the music.

 

[s-blaze]

2021 Confessions??

 

[ahat]

I peed in the car once. Into a water bottle, got piss all over my jeans . I was on the highway too, I thought it was gonna be easier than what it actually was.

Wait you did this while driving? You didnt pull over?

 

[Mark Antony]

Yeah i've made that mistake, don't do that. Also that drip is never over when you think it is going in a cup from the driver's seat.

 

[championboyz7]

Wait you did this while driving? You didnt pull over?

Nah man

I thought it was gnna be cake . I was on the expressway

 

[dropten]

You don’t care SI has a transgender model or you wood??????????

Who would wood who though

 

[deleted]

Pissing in a bottle @ 60 mph

 

[noir.]

Who would wood who though

we would wood each other.

 

[Rumpled4rskin]

wait didnt she have work done? issa no-fly zone anyway.
Not for the lack of trying.
I'd rather pitch.

 

[KHUFU]

we would wood each other.

You brave soul Did you forget what site you are on?!

 

[noir.]

You brave soul Did you forget what site you are on?!

i do... but i just don't care.. trans women be fine as hell & this thread is about brutal honesty right, lol.

 

[noir.]

wait didnt she have work done? issa no-fly zone anyway.
Not for the lack of trying.
I'd rather pitch.

lmfaooooo ... gotta switch it up from time to time, kinda like when you get regular instead of spicy every once in awhile at popeye's.. btw, i blame the current pandemic on the popeye's chicken sandwich, it was all good until then.