_So a Magician is driving down the road...

[keepitgully]

Hahahahaha. This is a good one.

 

[sneakerking757]

Originally Posted by 18key

Originally Posted by lboiczo

for those that dont get it.. hes a magician, he TURNS into a driveway. get it get it?

Wrong emphasis.
He turns INTO a driveway, instead IN TO a driveway.

For the record, I chuckled a little bit.

Thanks, now I too can enjoy the laugh.

 

[jayhood23]

I'm still sittin here with my face in knots trying to figure it out. Unnecessarily overworking my brain lol

 

[northparkblind]

i get it but it wasn't funny..

 

[miketysonthekiller]

Do you guys have anymore of these? These are so cash man.

 

[crossisom]

I always laugh hard at these corny %@* jokes. Like the one about how wewouldn't have a black president until pigs fly...

 

[i drink your milkshake]

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"

 

[notoriousmro]

Originally Posted by mjbetch

He then turns into a driveway. LOL

replace turns with changed and you'll get it.

 

[mr whomp whomp]

where is that gary coleman gif when you need it?

 

[ghengesk]

A baby seal walks into a club..

 

[mycoldyourdone]

switch this into a corny joke thread...i love these....





what is betoven's (wow sp?) favorite fruit?


BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAA





what is mario's favorite kind of pants?




denim denim denim





why couldnt ryu go to the arcade??





because he didnt have A-TOKEEEEN

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by GhengesK

A baby seal walks into a club..

So wrong but so funny.....

@ me for laughing tho.

 

[23jordancollector]

 

[dajoka004]

 

[NewZ05]

 

[gregodensbedpan]

Originally Posted by 18key

Originally Posted by lboiczo

for those that dont get it.. hes a magician, he TURNS into a driveway. get it get it?

Wrong emphasis.
He turns INTO a driveway, instead IN TO a driveway.

For the record, I chuckled a little bit.

thanks. i was stone facing everyone before this clarification .. but then i erupted in laughter.

 

[mjbetch]

<3

 

[prokid404]

Wow

 

[atlien seeko]

 

[nyzmagician]

Originally Posted by I Drink Your Milkshake

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"

That reminded me of this:

Forward to :26 sec

 

[jiggaman414]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by GhengesK

A baby seal walks into a club..

So wrong but so funny.....

@ me for laughing tho.

I dont get it

 

[18key]

Originally Posted by Jiggaman414

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Originally Posted by GhengesK

A baby seal walks into a club..

So wrong but so funny.....

@ me for laughing tho.

I dont get it

Google 'seal clubbing,' then feel bad about laughing at the joke, like me.

 

[mateen cleaves]

didnt find it funny but w/e

 

[m0b deep]

Originally Posted by Club29

Sadly, I chuckled.

I too

 

[guillermo gutierez]

the gruesome effects of seal clubbng.....

his face was never the same since