_So a Magician is driving down the road...

[ghengesk]

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

the gruesome effects of seal clubbng.....

his face was never the same since

Yea but he ended up marrying Heidi Klum so maybe seal clubbing isn't so bad.

 

[phillypg1]

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

the gruesome effects of seal clubbng.....

his face was never the same since

She is not blowing a kiss, she is trying to cool off the acid just dropped on his face.

 

[guillermo gutierez]

Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

the gruesome effects of seal clubbng.....

his face was never the same since

Yea but he ended up marrying Heidi Klum so maybe seal clubbing isn't so bad.

i know, thats why i chose this pic

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

It's a knee slapper.

 

[onlysomejordans]

How Long is a Chinese man.

 

[ghengesk]

Originally Posted by PhillyPG1

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

the gruesome effects of seal clubbng.....

his face was never the same since

She is not blowing a kiss, she is trying to cool off the acid just dropped on his face.

"You mad?" (refer Seal's expression in the pic)

 

[c hanna]

geology rocks hahahaha

 

[ghengesk]

Originally Posted by OnlySomeJordans

How Long is a Chinese man.

Some Young Guy is Korean.

 

[jordan freak 32]

 

[beavers n ducks]

So an egg, a slice of bacon and biscuit walks into a bar. The egg says to the bartender.. "let me get 3 beers".

The bartender says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast."

 

[kennythegreat23]

Heh.

 

[ramzs8906]

Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by OnlySomeJordans

How Long is a Chinese man.

Some Young Guy is Korean.

I LOL'D

 

[club29]

Originally Posted by GhengesK

Originally Posted by GUILLERMO GUTIEREZ

the gruesome effects of seal clubbng.....

his face was never the same since

Yea but he ended up marrying Heidi Klum so maybe seal clubbing isn't so bad.

Hell, Seal's face in this picture practically SAYS "Hey, it isnt so bad!"

 

[hypebeast mcstreetwear]

Perfect for awkward moments. Thanks

 

[cjspida619]

Originally Posted by northparkblind

i get it but it wasn't funny..

 

[night marcher01]

Here's some corny ones my wifey told me last night... it had me

though!



What do you call a woman that's annoying you?

A Lady-bug.

What do you call chicken with eyes popping out?

Popeye's chicken.

What do you call a car on the track team?

A race car.

So this guy walks into a bar...

... then he says "OUCH!"

 

[chewtoy112]

Originally Posted by Mycoldyourdone

switch this into a corny joke thread...i love these....





what is betoven's (wow sp?) favorite fruit?


BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAAA





what is mario's favorite kind of pants?




denim denim denim





why couldnt ryu go to the arcade??





because he didnt have A-TOKEEEEN

/thread

 

[juice2352]

Not bad not bad...had me smile. And i need it when studying for these finals!

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

A man walks into a deli. The menu reads:
$2 Ham Sandwich
$3 Ham and Cheese Sandwich
$4 Handjob

The man walks up to the counter and asks the lady, "So you sell handjobs here?"
Lady: "Yeah, sure do."
Man: "Well, wash your hands you dirty wh^%$, I want a ham sandwich."

 

[laker4lifeman]

Originally Posted by Beavers N Ducks

So an egg, a slice of bacon and biscuit walks into a bar. The egg says to the bartender.. "let me get 3 beers".

The bartender says, "I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast."

 

[hella handsome]

that was clever

 

[archnoobie]

Originally Posted by DaJoka004

Fam pulled the Yuku magician out of nowhere

 

[oh you mad]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

A man walks into a deli. The menu reads:


$2 Ham Sandwich


$3 Ham and Cheese Sandwich


$4 Handjob




The man walks up to the counter and asks the lady, "So you sell handjobs here?"


Lady: "Yeah, sure do."


Man: "Well, wash your hands you dirty wh^%$, I want a ham sandwich."

 

[damnneardeadstock]

worse than that george foreman joke from last night

 

[oh you mad]

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.