Airhead Chicks UNappreciation Vol. Whats the dumbest thing a girl ever told you?

I was helping out one of my friends with getting ready for her freshman year of college.

Were on the phone and there is a pause... and then "Hey _______... where is the TBA room located at?"

*Facepalm*
 
Cleaning up after a party.
Me: can you fill up the bucket so I can mop
Her: My ninja where you want me to go to the Mississippi river to get the water? Why dont I just use the sink?
Me:
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She told me that all white guys (I'm not white) were bad boyfriends.

I asked her how she could know that.

She said all the white guys she ever knew were that way.

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Originally Posted by TheTruthHurts74

So I used to smoke Parliament cigs.

I was having some random discussion at work, talking about how the filters on 'em are recessed.

This girl next to me, kind of smirks and says, "Recessed, whatever."

I asked her, "do you even know what 'recessed means?"

She replies, "YEAH, I DO. I ain't no dummy. Recessed is when kids get playtime at school. Thas why you don't make no sense."
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"Hey, do you wanna come make cookies with us?"
No. (mainly because she's ugly.)
"Why not?"
I have rugby practice.
"Rugby? Is that some type of board game?"
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Two girls crossing the street on wednesday, coming from class:
"Why is the stoplight beeping?"
"I think it's for deaf people."
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man you guys know some stupid %@% broads.

dumbest thing ive ever heard a girl say was when we were studying rocks and minerals and %##* in school;

girl: "who invented rocks?"
class:
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Me: There are two types of immigrants, a legal immigrant and an illegal immigrant.
Crystal: What's an alegal immigrant?
Me: You're cute.

Another instance:
Me: She's snoring? It sounds like she's purring.
Crystal: Isn't purring when a cat says "meow"?
Me: Nah it's not.
 
I used to mess with this chick that spelled things so poorly, it just made me wanna punch her. I would always correct her, and she'd be like so what you knew what I meant. AHHHHH it made the brain hurt.
 
My prom date and I were stuck in traffic going back home (IDNS SMH), she comes outta no where like, "Why do so many cars have the same name?"

me: "same name? What you mean?"

her: "I see all these cars called V8"
me: STONEFACE.

Haven't talked to her since, mainly cuz I didn't smash.
 
This girl I was talking to had a cat that got hit by a car:

Me: What are your opinions on euthanasia?
Her: Is that a country?

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Sounds like something from a movie.
 
Not trying to get all religious, but...

Her: LOL why do you have a smudge on your forehead
Me: Its a cross for Ash Wednesday, I am Catholic.
Her: Oh what does that mean, cause I am Catholic to.
Me:
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haha what is a recessed cig tho? My old girl told her friend that she had DSLs (dik suckin lips) and she said no I have cable.
 
talking with a group of friends about hours of sleep

her: i don't see how yall don't get enough sleep i go to school and work i and still manage 19 hours a day

me: you know how many hours in a day?

her: yea

me: *stoneface*
 
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