Airhead Chicks UNappreciation Vol. Whats the dumbest thing a girl ever told you?

[lalph rauren]

lol i texting with some girl, and she told me she was going to invite me tonight but "mother nature" messed her up by giving her, her period, lol i was like 

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also i remember one time i was on a date and in carvel the guy asked shorty if she wanted vanilla and chocolate, and she said no she wants chocolate and vanilla lol

So nt whats the dumbest thing a girl ever told you or said? 

 

[j23s]

Texting this chick

Me: Send me a pic
Her: I don't do that
Me: Not a nasty one just one of you
Her I don't do that either
Me:

*deletes number*

 

[droopy7]

Trying to get a deep convo with a chick.

"What's one thing you think about a lot?"

"Food, I like soup."

No she isn't fat

 

[halfwaycrook]

9th grade

Am I pregnant since I gave you head?

 

[omgitswes]

"I want to get pregnant before I turn 25, so I can keep my body"
I didn't know what to say

 

[octobersfinest]

Speaking to a blonde about people from Haiti.

Her: Where are Haitians from?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: Where are they from?
Me: Where do you think they're from?
Her: Hasia?
Me: SMFH

 

[nktran001]

Don't really talk to many airhead broads.

 

[black racer x]

He's English

"Oh..so he's from America?"

No, he's from the UK

"What's that?"

The United Kingdom?


"Never heard of it.."


You know..where England is located? That's where English comes from.

"

Really?"



...


Just to elaborate this girl has a Masters Degree..

 

[njstress03]

i had a debate with a chick one day about whether or not conversate was a real word. i had to pull the dictionary out on her

  

 

[blaz3n]

Originally Posted by cgutta

Originally Posted by OctobersFinest

Speaking to a blonde about people from Haiti.

Her: Where are Haitians from?
Me: What do you mean?
Her: Where are they from?
Me: Where do you think they're from?
Her: Hasia?
Me: SMFH

 

[mytmouse76]

i always love these

 

[iloveapple]

"can i get a cheeseburger with no cheese"

 

[lalph rauren]

Originally Posted by iloveapple

"can i get a cheeseburger with no cheese"

 

[higherground]

" i don't know which way the kitchen is"

woow

 

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by NJstress03

i had a debate with a chick one day about whether or not conversate was a real word. i had to pull the dictionary out on her

  

a lot of people don't know that.

And the 'mother nature' thing, I swear I heard that in some tampon/pads commercial before.

 

[j23s]

Originally Posted by HigherGround

" i don't know which way the kitchen is"

woow

Kitchen jokes

 

[thetruthhurts74]

So I used to smoke Parliament cigs.

I was having some random discussion at work, talking about how the filters on 'em are recessed.

This girl next to me, kind of smirks and says, "Recessed, whatever."

I asked her, "do you even know what 'recessed means?"

She replies, "YEAH, I DO. I ain't no dummy. Recessed is when kids get playtime at school. Thas why you don't make no sense."

 

[kingramey]

i dont know any specifics ones but its a lot. They usually reply with "idk. wait what?"

Most of them is me getting them to admit something freaky they didnt want me to know then they catch themselves like "

OMG" and i be like

btw i kinda like airheaded girls *kanye shrug*

 

[Gordonson]

Apparently one of my boys was talking to some girl and he told her that one day he wants to be in the Super Bowl.

...

She asked him for what sport

 

[jaye05]

I had some beat converse on

Her: How did you get them to look so 'vintage'?
Me:*looks at my feet
Her: so....?

SMH

 

[awwsome]

Originally Posted by iloveapple

"can i get a cheeseburger with no cheese"

*implodes

 

[crumbs]

Convo i overheard:
"who's ash wensday for?
...the jews?!"

 

[swooshman23]

her: "if you were a toy, you'd be my favorite"
me: "if I was a toy, I'd s*!$ myself."

 

[capricorn1229]

Originally Posted by Crumbs

Convo i overheard:
"who's ash wensday for?
...the jews?!"

She can never come back from this.

 

[heemsta]

Originally Posted by Crumbs

Convo i overheard:
"who's ash wensday for?
...the jews?!"

wow.

some girl in my class told me one of her fav movies was "The Happening" i LOL'd in her face.