Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays Vol. Lol gold

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Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other Sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. - Sue Lin Chong, Washington
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. -Jack Bross, Chevy Chase
The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM. -Paul J. Kocak, Syracuse
She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. -Brian Broadus, Charlottesville
The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while. -Malcolm Fleschner, Arlington
some of these are
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The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. -Russell Beland, Springfield
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http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html Her face was a perfect oval, li...ng for a while. -Malcolm Fleschner, Arlingtonmore
 
Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. -Barbara Collier, Garrett Park

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These are gold.
 
The door had been forced, as forced as the dialogue during the interview portion of "Jeopardy!" -Jean Sorensen, Herndon

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He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. -Joseph Romm, Washington
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"McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup." -Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring

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Originally Posted by Verdykt

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. -Joseph Romm, Washington
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Originally Posted by Verdykt

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a Guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. -Joseph Romm, Washington
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