Anderson Varejao Admits He’s Been Playing Drunk All This Time

[youngcheezy]

CLEVELAND--Cavaliers forward Anderson Varejao made a startling revelation today in an interview with NBA TV's Matt Winer: the 27-year-old has been playing basketball drunk for his entire career.

“I’ve been playing drunk since Day 1,â€

 

[knockoutned]

 

[c5a5d5a5]

what

 

[03silverbullet]

 ok
  

 

[persiafly]

So is this just a rip off of what the Onion does?

 

[hymen man]

oh word.

 

[axel f0ley]

this is no different than rasheed wallace playing high

 

[jpzx]

I wonder why Ron Artest didn't sign with the Cavaliers this off-season then.

 

[finnns2003]

I wanted to believe...

 

[everysingletime]

got me.  lol. 

 

[degenerate423]

even if the article was real, i still wouldn't believe that he plays drunk.  he just sucks, but i guess his boards and ability to flop everywhere makes him worth his contract to the cavs...

 

[nomadicsole21]

^lol you don't watch much Cavs game much huh?
Im far from a Cleveland fan, but i would appreciate a player like Varejao anyday of the Year.
Stuff he does cannot be coached and learned by many.

 

[shuges]

You only had 2 more weeks to go until April 1st....

 

[cicero avenue dopeman]

 

[cadon23s]

had me going...

 

[flowsomuch]

 

[h3at23]

 

[ac4three]

Haha...

I actually believed that until I got to the bottom...

 

[cicero avenue dopeman]

Originally Posted by youngcheezy


In a statement, the NBA said they would not suspend Varejao on the grounds that every player in the NBA is high on something when they play.

 

[h3at23]

I knew it was bs when & where it said "****faced"

 

[big j 33]

Originally Posted by PersiaFly

So is this just a rip off of what the Onion does?

Except the Onion is clever and funny.

 

[eight2one]

I was over here scratchin my head as to what the hell i was reading.

 

[pdouly33]

The Brushback and this article suck.

 

[strongmind3]

Originally Posted by Big J 33

Originally Posted by PersiaFly

So is this just a rip off of what the Onion does?

Except the Onion is clever and funny.

exactly

 

[pr0phecy718]