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A Little Help
Posted at: 2010-02-04 18:53:23
Original ad:
I need someone who owns or has access to a pipe camera to inspect asewer drain that runs from my house to a creek behind my house.. Iconstantly have to snake out the drain and need to see what is causingthe clog. The pipe is about 50 feet long. Thanks!!
From Me to **********@************.org:
Hello,
Are you still looking for someone to inspect your sewage pipe?
Mike
From Ben ****** to Me:
Yes I am...do you have a pipe camera?
From Me to Ben ******:
Ben,
I don't have a pipe camera, but I do believe I have the means to helpyou. I am a little person (3 foot 2 inches) and think I would be ableto fit down the pipe. I will not only find the problem, but I mighteven be able to fix it. I will gladly do this for $150 compensation.
Mike
From Ben ****** to Me:
You get stuck in the pipe and then I have a real problem.. No thanks.
From Me to Ben ******:
Ben,
I promise I will not get stuck in your pipe. I have done similar jobsfor a contractor and have had nothing but positive results. If you areconcerned about me getting stuck, I can bring a tub of olive oil andcover myself in it so I will not stick to anything.
Mike
From Ben ****** to Me:
No. The ad was for a pipe camera guy...NO MIDGETS
From Me to Ben ******:
Ben,
First off, we prefer to be called "little people," not "midgets." Ithought your ad was simply looking for a solution to your problem, notspecifically a pipe camera operator. Us little people have to deal withjerks like you all of the time, and it is very discouraging. Perhapsyou should change your ad to express your hatred for little people.That way you will not waste the time of any other potential littleperson plumbers.
Mike
From Ben ****** to Me:
I'm wasting your time huh... You're wasting my time you stupid little@$**@#...the last thing I need is a damn ****** clogging my drain.Thats right you're a ****** not a little person. You midgets are sotouchy!
From Me to Ben ******:
Ben,
I am going to have to report your ad for being discriminating againstlittle people, and for you being plain mean and hurtful. Just becausewe have little bodies does not mean that we have little feelings. Maybenext time you will be more considerate.
Mike
From Ben ****** to Me:
Go ahead you @+$$%*! ******! Hey guess what. You can come over here andsuck my #!%# and you dont even have to sit down to do it! hahahah
