Another year; Another 2 inches of lost hairline R.I.P (Tommie BDay Roast Vol. 2)

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God I hate yall bammas.

Aint nobody heard of tears of joy?

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you knew that was gonna happen moments after seeing the picture. Tommie said "I don't care who sees it! I'm married."

Ru
How you gonna go on DK like that, the boy cant help he likes cheeseburgers.

MyT
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Another one bites the dust!
 
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Damn Tommy....I can see the movies *ahem* thoughts goin' through that 32 pound head of yours...."Someone...Anyone....PLEASE
SAVE ME!!!!"...."DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!"

I wish to thank you for saving me from ever gettin' married... :tongue:
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Happy birthday my dude... :smile:
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Look at that N' face! That's the "@#%$ did I just do, I'm about to lose my nutz, Honey, can I go out, please" neutered look.


Man, if my face looks like that next year, one of you N's better object for me..................






Sike, May you have many years of blissful pain, sir :lol:
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Look at that gleam in her eye. Like when Chapelle got Oprah pregnant.
The dudes in this forum carry more tampons than I do.
 
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Real rap I didn't think y'all had it in you. This is all off the top...

Destination Kicks

I've called alot of people Baby Huey in my years, but I never actually met him until I saw you. The only 16 year old I know that needs Lipitor.

Lavan

This bamma replys to posts before they're even finished, you look @ Lavan's web browser and all the posts are grey.

Ravinder

You a cool @#%$ dude, but even the multicolored V-Necks impress a bruva. Bamma be coppin' VNecks from Talbots and throwin' em in the dryer.

Tre aka TeePeso

Dude, you got a lot of teeth. Take the doctor two appointments to do a regular checkup.

VAGixxer

Bamma father buy's him everything, even if its free.

Wilito

Lemme tell yall bout this bamma, he the only Dominican dude that I know that talk about black people like his hair doesn't look like that standard brown carpet, real talk my dude, next time you go three weeks w/o a haircut, at least throw some Pink Oil in that @#%$.

Rockdeep :smh:
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Bamma stays in the post for 20 secs. tellin bruvas to clear out, only so he can do a Sam Perkins-esque spin move and trip on his own feet. Then get mad at his point guard for giving him the ball in the first place.

Rudolph |I
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Harmcityhustler :lol:
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Last but not least.

Eyes of Hazel
ed on the highwater tuxedo that you were gonna settle with that looked "Off The Wall"...

But real rap, I thank all yall bammas for wishin me a Happy Borndate, even to the other bammas that aint in here or didn't reply, its all love.

Even for the "hate is the new love" bamma, I bet you was surprised
when we shared birthdays huh? Well maybe not but I thought that @#%$ was ironic.

Stay Black,

My-T.
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Everytime I talk to him, "Well I mean, dog, i-i-it aint no thang..I gotta be up in Massachusetts for the day s-s-so its whatever.." Real talk son, you can let it out, its us...Does Maria beat you? And don't get me started on the highwater tuxedo that you were gonna settle with that looked "Off The Wall"...
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Dude, you got a lot of teeth. Take the doctor two appointments to do a regular checkup.
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You a cool dude, but even the multicolored V-Necks impress a bruva. Bamma be coppin' VNecks from Talbots and throwin' em in the dryer.
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Salty? Lawrys? Indeed. :stoneface:
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Goes to get a hug from wife...

and "cancels" attendance at Arundell Mills tonight...***

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Anyone planning to step through Rocky's joint tomorrow, I'll see you then... WITH A RENTAL... bammas... :lol:
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What can I say that hasn't been said already...You the youngest lookin senior citizen I've ever seen, bamma go on cruises with a rubber ducky float and a bottle of Chardonnay talkin about how they used to do it like this on Minnesota Ave back in 87', if it was left up to him we'd be wearin bally's all day still sayin "Def"
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Women like the chipped tooth son...They say it gives me character


Lol, ol' Fabolous "She love my smile, no matter how chipped my tooth is"

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If buying size 22 PEs to rock to school and yo moms being related to a Gorilla makes you look better, hot damn, do you


Size 12-13, aka my size range.

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DK- This is coming from a guy that failed to make it out of this group at least you got a pair of PE's


Ouch, how am I 30 pounds overweight and I was still beating you down court? Ye ol Brittle Knees

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Unconscious with a pair of SBs up your


Woah woah woah.

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Ru
How you gonna go on DK like that, the boy cant help he likes cheeseburgers.


Lies, Im a vegetarian now. Damn I just set myself up for even more.

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Destination Kicks

I've called alot of people Baby Huey in my years, but I never actually met him until I saw you. The only 16 year old I know that needs Lipitor


Diabetes? Awww that hurts man.

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Bamma stays in the post for 20 secs. tellin bruvas to clear out, only so he can do a Sam Perkins-esque spin move and trip on his own feet.
DestinationKicks: real great idea tommie, real great stereotee : you never f'n know these days stereotee : remember the alamo

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Lies, Im a vegetarian now. Damn I just set myself up for even more. :lol:
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Ouch, how am I 30 pounds overweight :\
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and pics dont lie... you made it up the court one time...baseline to half court doesnt count homie... it was a full court game...
 
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Yes you did... ...you must only eat 5lb bag of potatoes homey...


Real funny ol' man, you eat your oats this morning?

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Only 30?????
and pics dont lie... you made it up the court one time...baseline to half court doesnt count homie... it was a full court game..
DestinationKicks: real great idea tommie, real great stereotee : you never f'n know these days stereotee : remember the alamo

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Inhaler Breaks? Lavan wasn't playing...
DestinationKicks: real great idea tommie, real great stereotee : you never f'n know these days stereotee : remember the alamo

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DestinationKicks: real great idea tommie, real great stereotee : you never f'n know these days stereotee : remember the alamo

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Exactly. You're a smart dude.

Say no to drugs. Say no to asthma.
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So the number 1 killer of Cancer Victims would be Cancer?

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