Awkward Scenarios

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Originally Posted by dendanskesimon

Originally Posted by jose cansec0

when you see someone trying to dab/shake someones hand and they completely ignore them...

i hate when me or my dude goes for a dap and the other for a handshake lol

mad awkward and confusing

Yo those cologne dudes at the mall how they be gettin up in yo biz.

Well dudes comes at me with a handshake and i come with a dap, and that +@$% got confusing to the point where we ended up playing patty cake. Pause, if yallcan think about how tense those situations are you'll understand.

 

[damu]

one time this dude in my class asked me about my nt shirt, i tried to give him a stoneface but it didn't work and the situation got awkward instead

 

[af1 beast]

When you see your friend but for some reason you forget their name

"Hey...you" Happened to me a lot lately

 

[speakup23]

watching people do things that they cant is extremely awkward to me. I cant bare to watch.

Looking at unattractive people is awkward to me too

 

[albooboo5]

I walked in on two dudes cutting lines in the bathroom a week ago. It was at my friends bar and they were all sketched out.

The looks on their faces was priceless.

 

[patsilog55]

Originally Posted by JosephSKC

Originally Posted by KAM WINSTON

when you reach out to dap someone and they go for the hearty handshake

That or when you do the wrong handshake

or when you give someone a handshake, then they want dab after. or when you try to give someone a handshake and they leave you hangin cause their looking atsomething else. mad embarassing/awkward

 

[mr whomp whomp]

walking into a bar/restaurant or any type of social setting and notice everybody staring only to realize you're the only black person in there

 

[dwyanewadeog]

Lets say you see like an animal or a baby fall out of a 10 story building and youre in pefect position to catch. Youre like standing there waiting for it tocome down but when it comes down to catch it you miss it .


how is that awkward?


oooo i dropped the baby and its splattered on the sidewalk. awwkwardddddd

 

[jose cansec0]

Originally Posted by p0tat0 5alad

forgetting a girls name and her calling you out on it

getting walked in on when you're in the bathroom

walking about a stall of a public bathroom after dropping something fierce and the ensuing looks

Lol I hate that. I developed a simple method for preventing that though. When I hear someone nearing the bathroom I let out a light cough or sneeze so they're aware that I'm in there. Hasn't failed me yet

I do the exact same thing...and your right,hasnt failed me yet

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by DwyaneWadeOG

Lets say you see like an animal or a baby fall out of a 10 story building and youre in pefect position to catch. Youre like standing there waiting for it to come down but when it comes down to catch it you miss it .


how is that awkward?


oooo i dropped the baby and its splattered on the sidewalk. awwkwardddddd

Because you had mad time to position yourself under the baby to catch and you botch the catch while everyone is looking at you expecting you to be a hero

 

[vanillagorilladx]

This happened to me one time...

I was walking and listening to my iPod, and these two girls walk towards me. As they get nearer, I let out a sneeze. I think I hear them say "Bless you.", so I say "Thanks" back to them. Then, they started laughing hysterically,so I'm thinking they never said "Bless you".... and I probably randomly, out of the blue, said "Thanks"

 

[kennythegreat23]

So...your walking down a hallway, then theirs someone walking directly down the same
path. Then when you come towards eachother, you try to scoot left...AT THE SAME time
they try to scoot in the same direction. Then you move to the right, and so do they!
Now your in some type of ducking and weaving contest

Usually i just smirk or chuckle it off.

Hate it tho.

Heh.

 

[timbo109]

In the library listening to music on headphones on the computer. headphones come out, music plays for the entire library

 

[miketysonthekiller]

Originally Posted by jose cansec0

when you see someone trying to dab/shake someones hand and they completely ignore them...

I had some "friends" do that to me. Needless to say I dead them quick. IDK why they did it though, i mean, we were cool for like 1 yearand now you don't even want to say whats up

 

[mr monday niight]

Originally Posted by Thousandaire

When you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes up...hella awkward

 

[mac a roni]

[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]When you fap and look up to see somebody looking at you[/color]

 

[thedudemt]

Originally Posted by KennyTheGreat23

So...your walking down a hallway, then theirs someone walking directly down the same
path. Then when you come towards eachother, you try to scoot left...AT THE SAME time
they try to scoot in the same direction. Then you move to the right, and so do they!
Now your in some type of ducking and weaving contest

Usually i just smirk or chuckle it off.

Hate it tho.

Heh.

happens all the time. I just stop and gesture for them togo on but sometimes the person stops too! Then we proceed with a chuckle.

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by timbo109

In the library listening to music on headphones on the computer. headphones come out, music plays for the entire library

IDK why I find this so funny. Having a simple sense of humor FTW

 

[eight2one]

Originally Posted by KAM WINSTON

when you reach out to dap someone and they go for the hearty handshake

Originally Posted by Thousandaire

When you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes up...hella awkward

i use to always hate that! still do!

 

[youngtriz]

what do you do if you see someone you know at a porn store? what would you say?
"hey whats up? what you about to do later?'
"what are doing here"
"ah man thats a good video?" "scene 5 is where its at"
do you give your boy daps knowing that he might have returned a movie?

 

[aubstuh86]

this just happened to me last weekend, roomie wont even look me in the eye when talking to me

.

when you live with 2 other roommates and you think you're alone in the apartment. i proceed to hop into the shower, only to realize i left my shampoo/bodywash in my room. i walk out naked to my room to pick up my body wash... as soon as i head back towards the bathroom, my roommate comes out of his room, and imnow standing infront of him full-frontal nude. i say "oh %@+!" and i clutch my privates and run into the bathroom.

 

[habib77fm]

Originally Posted by Thousandaire

When you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes up...hella awkward

this happened to me all the time as a kid.

 

[CJMcfly26]

when u r in a room mad quite, and u fart. very awkawrd, i tend to look around and act like it wasn't me

 

[jalrulz]

what's more awkward is if you sneeze then let out a fart on accident. everybody knows it's you. some kid did that in the library during story time in2nd grade. i was rollin.

 

[36Hypno]

Walking up to someone you think is somebody you know but its not.

I went to the movies a couple of months ago and as I was walking in I though I saw my man Tim but I wasn't sure if it was him. Bought my ticket and thenwas on my way back outside and dude asked me for a lighter. So I'm like that's Tim man so I go all the way up to dude and dap him up only to realize itwasn't him. Told dude I didn't have a lighter and bounced from the scene