Best Drake Punchlines

Discussion in 'Music' started by yunghendrix, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. yunghendrix

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    give me ya lines from drake dat had u saying dis ninja is [​IMG]
     
  2. bballplaya2690

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    Off of "Say Whats Real"

    They say I have fun, but I can't imagine how
    Cuz I just see my ex girl, standing with my next girl, standing with the girl I'm f'ing right now

    When I first heard this I was like [​IMG]
     
  3. yunghendrix

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    yea i like my sig and dat

    I ain't on da fence about it i ain't mister finney

    dat %$% on da intro to come back season if ya girl don't like me it's possible u R. Les like next selection hahahaha
     
  4. youtubesensation

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    wow, really, like im probably one of the biggest Drake fans, but this is too much!

    See "Stuntin' featuring Wayne" for his best punchline song

    Ima rapper turnt singer and you can tell that he smoke
    I dont need no vocal cords all i hit is C Notes
    N.E.R.D flow, i spaz if im prevoked
    im about to change the f'in game pass the remote

    "frost bite drizzy, n aint nobody as cold as drake
    keep your a.. in-line dont be trying to rollerskate"
     
  5. sorkoram

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    "I tell them myself who I am feeling probably
    Just because I gotta buzz like a building lobby"

    "I'm mista consistant I have never come in intervals"

    " I'm cuttin lights out like it's bedtime.
    These other rappers luke-warm like redwine."

    " If Hov is Jordan, I guess I'm cool with pippen
    'til I met janette I wanna play a new position"

    --drizzy [​IMG]
     
  6. inspektahdeck

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    sig check........
     
  7. i cant feel my facee

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    and this is just on one song [​IMG]

    And when i leave I always come back here
    The young spitta that everybody in rap fear
    alotta y'all are still soundin' like last year
    the game need CHANGE and i'm the mu****in cashier
    NICKLES for my thoughts, DIMES in my bed
    QUARTERS of the kush, shape the lines in my head..."



    "I'm on a shopping spree to get whatever is IN STORE....
    Yea just call me shoppin bag Drizzy..or call me Mr. "Damn he aint coppin that is he?"....
    And the fans of these freshman is about to get iffy
    while this youngin that you doubted is about to get busyyyyy"

    [​IMG]




    tell em why you mad drizzy [​IMG]
     
  8. sherwin100s

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    Are you serious?
     
  9. jayadict92

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    "so what i tend to do is
    to think of today as the past
    it's funny when you coming in fist
    but you hope that you last
    you just hope that it lasts"


    "now i run the game you stupid mothersuckas
    i see all this money through my ohio state buckeyes"


    "wrong way down a one way
    women dnot get saved 'round me
    even on a sunday
    damn, where i get it from
    these n's always wonder who
    then they meet my pops
    and tell em drake is just the younger you
    and shawty wanna party
    so don't let your girl up out the house
    or there'll be shots on TMZ
    of me giving her mouth to mouth
    now she's famous and the paparazzi starts to shoot her
    i dropped two black cars
    i named them malcolm x and martin luther
    i don't ever play, but im in the game baby
    they just lose to love, those are tennis games lady
    have you counting money, going duffle bag razy
    sippin on pink floyd and puffin wayne brady
    damn, whose line is it anyway?"




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  10. remi23

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    Is this thread really needed Come on Guys
     
  11. polosanddunks

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    YungHendrix your acting shifty my dude and drake-stanish.straight up and down.you clearly see the official post and you making a new thread? [​IMG]
     
  12. primesole

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    Official Thread [​IMG]
     
  13. suprduperfly

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    I was so happy he addressed that (was clapping my hands at the comp monitor first time i heard it), I'm always talkin' about how heshoulda been on the cover.
    Unlike some people named after playing cards....
     
  14. optimusprimeaphia

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    Cause he rollin' with mo squares than you find up on a rubix/
    BINGO Money ain't a thing ho/
    That prometh with that spite and jolly rancher so flamingo/
    How he speakin' in code and real _'s they know the lingo/
    Cause when i'm in the spot its poppin like crystal for single/
     
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  16. ubuibeme

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    They just lose to LOVE, those are tennis games ladddyyy..

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  18. bboy1827

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    These lines are dope, but.....an seriously not that dope, if this is the best he has then he has alot of work to do. He should have been on that cover, def top4 on that issue, but man he is not that nice on the real.
     
  19. fantastic4our

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    lock this foolishness [​IMG]
     
  20. yunghendrix

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    yall hatin gettin a lil old im just lookin for specifics not a general thread i.e "drake official thread" so get a life yo[​IMG]
     
  21. mcflyyy

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    she call and i hit every time
    like SEND

    simple but it's one of my favorites
     
  22. fear the ibis

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    It's not even that dope of a line but for some reason....

    "She call me the referee cuz I be so official
    My shirt aint got no stripes
    but i can make yo %+%+@ whistle...
    like the andy griffith theme song......


    Is piff as hell. [​IMG]
     
  23. jordannkobe1133

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    Drake.....no thanks, I need some substance.
     
  24. youngswag24

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    "They juss lose to love those are tennis games lady"
    I don't get it someone fill me in
     
  25. ethanlee29

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    what song is that from? [​IMG]