Best Drake Punchlines

[downtown43]

Originally Posted by Youngswag24

"They juss lose to love those are tennis games lady"
I don't get it someone fill me in

in tennis, having 0 points is called a "love"... therefore if you have a love,you're usually losing.

 

[redman]

Originally Posted by Youngswag24

"They juss lose to love those are tennis games lady"
I don't get it someone fill me in

In the game of tennis if you haven't scored any points it is called love. For example 30 - love redman would mean I am up 30 and you have double zero orno points.

 

[questlife]

Originally Posted by Youngswag24

"They juss lose to love those are tennis games lady"
I don't get it someone fill me in

"A game consists of a sequence of points played with the same player serving. A game is won by the first player tohave won at least four points in total and at least two points more than the opponent. The running score of each game is described in a manner particular totennis: scores of zero to three points are described as "love" (or zero), "fifteen", "thirty", and"forty" respectively. "

 

[youngswag24]

Good looking out !

 

[optimusprimeaphia]

Originally Posted by Youngswag24

"They juss lose to love those are tennis games lady"
I don't get it someone fill me in

This guy Drake...

 

[slowzebra]

Originally Posted by bballplaya2690

Off of "Say Whats Real"

They say I have fun, but I can't imagine how
Cuz I just see my ex girl, standing with my next girl, standing with the girl I'm f'ing right now
Shhh could get weird unless they all down

When I first heard this I was like

forgot that line too.

 

[sidewayze]

Originally Posted by JordannKobe1133

Drake.....no thanks, I need some substance.

shut yo !#@ up.

 

[eastnewyork80]

Wasnt fam in that degrasi show?

 

[young street86]

"I fall in love girls caught up in superficial glamor who dress like Sarah Jessica & live like Princess Diana..."
not the hottest line out but i like it.

 

[btllovesjays]

"Tired of missin you i'm trying to make you a Mrs."

 

[jordanhead2]

And she live in a mindset that I could never move to
Until you find yourself, its impossible to lose you
Uh..because I never had you...
Although I would be glad to..

Reminds me of my ex.

 

[stickyricky34]

I see nothing from a far, but i'm far from nothing
Put on your poker face, i'll pull your card if your bluffing
But I ain't with the hard talk
I got a monopoly catch me on my boardwalk
Like I said we'll pull your card and find out your a hallmark
Just know i'm breakin world records no false start

 

[gone in 60 seconds]

Shawty wanna party so don't let your up out the house, or there'll be shots on tmz of me giving her mouth to mouth

 

[gone in 60 seconds]

Originally Posted by eastnewyork80

Wasnt fam in that degrasi show?

I keep hearing that so I'm sure it's true, my only question is what's Degrasi?

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by Fantastic4our

lock this foolishness

 

[inspektahdeck]

Originally Posted by gone in 60 seconds

Originally Posted by eastnewyork80

Wasnt fam in that degrasi show?

I keep hearing that so I'm sure it's true, my only question is what's Degrasi?

....its a teen drama based in Canada.

 

[blade br0wn]

"...The boy showboat... like he sellin' a yacht!!!!..."

 

[stickyricky34]

My reality is brighter than your dreams are
I got your dream girl ridin in your dream car

 

[swagger7]

Keep it real
No other youngin's is hot as me
You a Gucci groupie my _
And I'm a Prada G

 

[Lunden]

back it up and dump it back back it up and dump it

 

[the fresh king]

Originally Posted by PleaseSayTheBaby23

back it up and dump it back back it up and dump it

 

[chokeonsmoke]

i miss pac....

 

[neighb0rh00d]

man, none of these %$%% are good

there all average

heres one from j.cole, though

"they say im the future,but yet im giving N_ flashbacks"

 

[solewoman]

not the best but most memorable to me:

first off you know what it is if you heard drake
making #$%s wobble like a bridge in a earthquake
never see me out cuz i live in my workplace
i get you the business so button up your shirt straight

 

[lonelyboysole]

Originally Posted by YoutubeSensation

wow, really, like im probably one of the biggest Drake fans, but this is too much!