best of the best jokes

[domdiddydoo]

ill start.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.
the boy asks "What are you guys doing?"
the dad replies, "Were making you a brother or sister!"
the boy then says "Can you do her doggy style, because i wanna puppy."

post the funniest jokes you know

 

[northparkblind]

someone signs on nt

and makes a dumb thread.

 

[breaux]

Originally Posted by domdiddydoo

ill start.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.
the boy asks "What are you guys doing?"
the dad replies, "Were making you a brother or sister!"
the boy then says "Can you do her doggy style, because i wanna puppy."

post the funniest jokes you know

 

[daydayz e36]

Originally Posted by domdiddydoo

ill start.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.
the boy asks "What are you guys doing?"
the dad replies, "Were making you a brother or sister!"
the boy then says "Can you do her doggy style, because i wanna puppy."

post the funniest jokes you know

Originally Posted by northparkblind

someone signs on nt

and makes a dumb thread.

 

[Deleted member 37754]

bet when you made this thread you thought it would be hilarious huh?

 

[JAYxSF415]

Originally Posted by breaux

Originally Posted by domdiddydoo

ill start.

a boy walks in on his parents having sex.
the boy asks "What are you guys doing?"
the dad replies, "Were making you a brother or sister!"
the boy then says "Can you do her doggy style, because i wanna puppy."

post the funniest jokes you know

Someone is bound to flip this picture. (I'm too lazy)

 

[ripfan8i6]

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, "So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"

 

[freshsince1982]

2 peanuts were walking down the street, One was assaulted

SMH

 

[crossisom]

Originally Posted by Ripfan8I6

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6 pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, " So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"

 

[armanzaballa]

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Ripfan8I6

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6 pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, " So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"

 

[thenorthside]

lol

 

[letsgetit22]

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Ripfan8I6

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6 pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, " So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"

that's how I felt.

 

[sigmakidownz]

^ Dude up there did two stonefaces

 

[23kidd]

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by Freshsince1982

2 peanuts were walking down the street, One was assaulted

SMH

 

[khemikalali1]

Why does a prostitute make more money then a crack dealer?


Cause she can wash her crack, and sell it again!

 

[i3allistic]

Originally Posted by khemikalali1

Why does a prostitute make more money then a crack dealer?


Cause she can wash her crack, and sell it again!

 

[iblink]

...iBlink

 

[soltheman]

Why don't you buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove.

A man driving a car hits a woman, who gets in his way. Who's fault is it? The mans, for driving in the kitchen.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's suffrage.

 

[jeyel]

Originally Posted by CROSSISOM

Originally Posted by Ripfan8I6

Three guys are hanging outside of a brothel, the first goes in and comes out 5 minutes later with a large smile and says, "I gave her $10 and she put 2 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The second guys goes in and comes back with a smile on his face and says, "I gave her $15 and she put 4 pineapple rings on my $%** and ate them off." The last guy goes in and come out with a frown on his face and said, "I gave her $20 and she put 6 pineapple rings on my $%**, a handful of crushed nuts, a sugar wafer, hot chocolate sauce, and topped off with a beautiful red cherry." Guy 2 says, " So what's the problem?" and he answered, "At first it was great but it looked so good I ate it myself"

 

[dag311]

that picture of the kid laughing is the funniest thing in here so far! ha

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Originally Posted by soltheman

A man driving a car hits a woman, who gets in his way. Who's fault is it? The mans, for driving in the kitchen.

Wow

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Why don't you buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove.

A man driving a car hits a woman, who gets in his way. Who's fault is it? The mans, for driving in the kitchen.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's suffrage.

Wow. The first made me

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by OGbobbyjohnson773

Originally Posted by soltheman

A man driving a car hits a woman, who gets in his way. Who's fault is it? The mans, for driving in the kitchen.

Wow

I feel bad for laughing

 

[onlyjays9p]

lol ill be back in here