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by the three or so of yall that quoted that, yall ruined a half decent thread.
best of the best jokes
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i stopped reading after "he ran over the snake. "
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formerly mrbluprint
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This #@$! has me...
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^^^ I am not going to quote that joke but when I saw it was so long I knew it was going to be one of those jokes with a pointless ending. I love telling thosejokes...
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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
nothing, shes already been told twice
nothing, shes already been told twice
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I read that whole thing.... It had me going... FOR THAT!!!! I demand a refund!
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black man...white man....asian man joke
so there were 3 guys black man, white man, asian man.....they went on a camping trip
they had 3 pies.....lemon pie, cherry pie, and chocolate pie
the 3 men ate the cherry and lemon pie
after they ate, all of hem went to sleep except for the black man
he was still hungry....so he took the chocolate pie and ate it
to keep the other guys from knowing.....the back guy took a dump in the pie mold
later he went to sleep
the next morning he saw the white man, and asian man eating the pie
they ask did he want any
the black guy replied naw...I'm good yall full of !%#*
so there were 3 guys black man, white man, asian man.....they went on a camping trip
they had 3 pies.....lemon pie, cherry pie, and chocolate pie
the 3 men ate the cherry and lemon pie
after they ate, all of hem went to sleep except for the black man
he was still hungry....so he took the chocolate pie and ate it
to keep the other guys from knowing.....the back guy took a dump in the pie mold
later he went to sleep
the next morning he saw the white man, and asian man eating the pie
they ask did he want any
the black guy replied naw...I'm good yall full of !%#*
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Originally Posted by RiKaN HaVoK
I found this funny and I didnt even read it
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I just think this guy is really funny.
Don't tell me its random...I already know that.
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I have a feelin that was the joke cause I lol'ed tooOriginally Posted by St0mpEr LtD
COT DAMN! I DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO READ IT BUT I LOL'd WHEN I SAW HOW LONG IT WAS
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wow that story was more interesting then funny...
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That text wall threw my whole mood off for laughing at corny jokes
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i cant believe i sat here and read that long **# "joke" lol!!! hey killed time at work lol
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I remember hearing that on ESPNOriginally Posted by pip777
Wow. The first made me
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My favorite one liners:
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home.
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home.
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair.
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.
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Suspended.
lightweight champion
Banned
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- What do you get when you cross a bowling ball with Magic Johnson?
Rolaids.
- What do you get when you cross a beach with a waffle?
San Diego.
Rolaids.
- What do you get when you cross a beach with a waffle?
San Diego.
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kdawg
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A man is driving down a country road and his car breaks down near a monastery.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, show him to a room, and even fixes his car.
As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound, a sound not like anything he's ever heard before.
The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure outwhat could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you.You're not a Monk."
Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answeragain.
The Monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."
The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then please, make me a Monk."
The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find theanswer to these questions, you will have become a Monk."
The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers. He is takenbefore a gathering of all the Monks.
"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state ofperpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away selfdeception."
The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a Monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." !
The Monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says,
"The sound is beyond that door."
The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and heopens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made ofsolid gold. The sound has now become very clear and definite.
The Monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."
The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!
With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the sourceof that haunting and seductive sound.....
But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a Monk.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"
The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, show him to a room, and even fixes his car.
As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound, a sound not like anything he's ever heard before.
The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure outwhat could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you.You're not a Monk."
Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answeragain.
The Monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."
The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then please, make me a Monk."
The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find theanswer to these questions, you will have become a Monk."
The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers. He is takenbefore a gathering of all the Monks.
"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state ofperpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away selfdeception."
The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a Monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." !
The Monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says,
"The sound is beyond that door."
The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and heopens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made ofsolid gold. The sound has now become very clear and definite.
The Monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."
The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!
With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the sourceof that haunting and seductive sound.....
But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a Monk.
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Q: What does a well-to-do white women make for dinner?
A: Reservations
Boom tish
A: Reservations
Boom tish
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why did lamar give kobe 5 dollars?
because lamar odom.
because lamar odom.
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OP, you be failing son