- Jul 23, 2006
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Yeah..sooo umOriginally Posted by DUNKINLO
Get him a glove and a baseball, then teach him how to play catch!
Not only will you probably score major points with him, but the mom too!
And when youre banging the eff out of his mom tonight and hes banging on the door because he had a bad nightmare, say I'll take care of it honey.
And then go outside the door and take him back to his bed and tuck him in, and say: IF YOU EVER INTERRUPT ME WHILE IM EFFING YOUR MOM AGAIN, I'll take that BASEBALL and shove it down your effing throat!!
"Sweet Dreams!"
That was corny...