CAN YOU LEGIT REMEMBER UR BODY COUNT???? i guess its humble bragging apparently

I’m just saying that
that dude that assumed
someone doesn’t get any
because they know where they’ve been probably also doesn’t know
why he hasn’t been locked up yet
that’s all
 
jpzx said:
I’m just saying that
that dude that assumed
someone doesn’t get any
because they know where they’ve been probably also doesn’t know
why he hasn’t been locked up yet
that’s all
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why someone aint getting locked up
is for the mya thread
we just telling our experiences here man
u care to share????
 
mangudai954 said:
How many of y'all have/had an std let's talk about it.
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No STD but I went through a time when I would bust bloody nut.

First time had me like

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Second time chick didn't swallow and noticed some dried blood on her arm. Asked me if I knew what it was and I said nah you probably got a bloody lip or suttin

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Went to the doc and he told me I had an inflamed prostate and gave me antibiotics. Had me shook though.

Oh yeah, getting your D swabbed for an STD test is a bad time.
 
Y'all ever had the kid walk in on you smashing their mom? The worst man, happened to me twice. Two diff chicks.

I been banned from TAY so I can't share any stories in there 😕
 
ahat20 said:
Y'all ever had the kid walk in on you smashing their mom? The worst man, happened to me twice. Two diff chicks.

I been banned from TAY so I can't share any stories in there 😕
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smashed this girl
ehile her kids was in the room
they had to be about 4 and 5
she kicked them off the bed
so we could smash
i could barely get hard
so to play it off i performed oral sex on her
for an extremely long amount of time
she was REALLy good friends with "danger"
the cute crazy chick from for the love of ray j
 
nawghtyhare said:
smashed this girl
ehile her kids was in the room
they had to be about 4 and 5
she kicked them off the bed
so we could smash
i could barely get hard
so to play it off i performed oral sex on her
for an extremely long amount of time
she was REALLy good friends with "danger"
the cute crazy chick from for the love of ray j
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Got damn kicked her kids off the bed :rofl:

First time the lil girl opened the door and walked in on us. She got up and dragged her back to her bed and was yelling at her to stay in her bed. Came back told me to continue.

Now that I think about it it wasn't even late or anything I dunno why she had her damn kids in bed at like 5pm like they were Rod and Tod Flanders.

Second time was a next chick. She was giving me neck in the living room late night. Lil man must've got thirsty and was going to the kitchen to get water or juice or something. He stopped dead in his tracks, froze for a bit, then went right back to his bed. Forgot all about that beverage he was tryna get.

Actually seen that chick recently at a bus stop. She gave me the dirtiest look :lol: :lol:
 
ahat20 said:
Y'all ever had the kid walk in on you smashing their mom? The worst man, happened to me twice. Two diff chicks.

I been banned from TAY so I can't share any stories in there 😕
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The foulest was this one joint let me hit with her 2 kids in the room, they was supposed to be sleep...Wasn’t comfortable, never again

But yea been a couple times when a kid walked in or knocked on the door, shorty gotta hop up real quick and pull the covers over :lol: :smh:
 
nawghtyhare said:
went to work
was spending the night
but brought a fit for the next day cause we was hitting up benihana
wore my bobbitos there smashed slept overnight
but the next day i changed into some rocawear jean shorts
a rocawear polo
and the hares from the 7/16 cdp pack
and left them there when we went to benihana
we wasnt dating
but together
smashing and chillin and spending the night over
and somehow on the way back from benihana
we broke up(technically again we wasnt dating) and another dude was at her house
waiting for her :smh:
and they both walked me to the bus stop.......together :lol:
but thats a another story for another day
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expounding on this from a few weeks ago
i had met this girl at welfare office at eastmont mall(mall in oakland)
i was there with my bm
we was broken up
but she was doing something to try and continue her medi-cal or something
anyway i see this white girl and i holla
she was there there with her friend
who was tryna get food stamps
so i get the number
call her a few days later we kick it and what not
come to find out
she went to dental assisting school with my bm
and they hated each other
but whatever
didnt matter to either one of us
so first time we chill i smash
she had implants
they were perfect implants too
not too big and not too small
perfect size for her
and her nipples stayed hard
anyway
we had like a couple weeks love affair
matter of fact it was around the time tdk came out
cause i took her to see it
but id go to her house after work smash and go home
or smash and spend the night
remember going to her house after eating ice cream
smashed then was laying down
my stomach was in knots
but was wasnt trying to **** at her house
or fart
so im holding it in and succeeding
well that was until i went to sleep :rofl:
she NEVER said anything about THAT night
but i know i was lighting her bed UP
plus i slept with no draws
but anyway getting side tracked
back to referencing the actual post i quoted
thats the same female
her and her dude literally walked me to the bus stop together
no beef or bad words was exchanged
never had something like that happen to me
ended up seeing them together on the bus like a month or o later
i acted like i didnt know them
even though the bus was empty and it really was just us on the bus
first girl i ever met with a mac mini
and first girl i had smashed with implants at the time
i remember calling her a couple days after
and she deading me by saying that she back with her "TRUE" love
and oh she had hpv and i should get checked
my heart had dropped(at the hpv)
even though i heard her friends laughing in the background
i took that serious as hell
 
Lol @ you getting escorted to the bus stop by her and her man

I had that happen though, the stomach rumbling part I mean. Shorty told me I apologized to her in advance. She said she was so confused until I started letting em rip. I asked her if she was vexxed she said naw she was laughing cuz she understood what the hell I apologized for :lol:
 
ahat20 said:
I smashed this chick with a broken leg once first time I met her. Don't remember her name but she had the prettiest ******* I ever seen

I remember cuz we were smoking a spliff and watching the end of that niners-seahawks game when Sherman went off on Crabtree in the post game interview.

"**** if your leg broke *****, hop up on your good foot"
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Since we're reminiscing and ****, talking about the disabled ones, I was smashing this blind girl for a cool minute back in 2013. :lol:

She could see a little bit but she was for real legally blind. Couldn't obtain a CA driver's license or legally operate a vehicle plus some other ****.

It didn't really affect our interactions when kickin it or going out, really only subtly noticeable in a handful of situations, mostly at night. Her eyes also looked different visually but I thought they were cute.

She was lowkey bad but also one of the stranger personalities I've ever met. Amazing mouth and box though.


nawghtyhare said:
the regular smashes of course
but the irregular ones that stand out
u for sure remember
aint NO WAY im forgetting old lady angus
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Lol yup it's only the ones with mediocre p or forgettable features that be slippin my mind sometimes.

The ones that ingrain their image in your memory though. :smh:
 
I lost count somewhere btwn 50-60... Alot of women I remember strictly off situation. I don't remember there face or name...

I remember getting some of the best bop in my life in Chula Vista.. shorty hopped me up for like and hour and a half ... .. a tall feat for a 21 year old..

Surely is remembered for her service
 
Somewhere in 40’s, but lost count. Especially when some were just a one time thing or random out of town encounters

I was single for about 6 years after I split up with my first bm.
 
nawghtyhare said:
u first
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A friend of mine in middle school brought in his sister's (who was an RN) encyclopedia for STDs to class and that shook me to my core. 0 STDs to date afaik, they say everyone has HPV but I'm a guy. Been good about wearing condoms and don't have a crazy body count.


koudie from brooklyn said:
500+ for sure.
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Lol I'd have to average 31 different women a year to approach that. Not hard to do if you go for it.
 
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