"Skip we need you to fill in tomorrow. Here's what you need to know: Half the show will be commercial breaks. When we return from commercial break you will have to read another product ad. When you are in the middle of an interview you likely will have to break to read another product ad. And before you go to another commercial break you will have to read another product ad. Lastly, do not ask a single hard hitting question of any athlete you have on and always laugh at anything they say whether it's funny or not. Flirting is good too. If you can do this then you will be a perfect clone for Greenberg."