Craziest thing a chick ever said in bed… vol 1

[albooboo5]

Not really crazy but was funny.

Went to a party with this chick and a few of her friends. Ended up back at her house with her friends. Everyone is super drunk and trying to sleep it off except me and her. One of her friends is in the room with us but was beyond wasted so we both thought she was passed out. We start getting to business and the girl i am messing says stop . I stop and look around like tring to see what she is talking about and her friend had a pillow over her head and all you can see is two eyes staring right at us then she says "don't mind me act like I am not even here"

 

[albooboo5]

Not really crazy but was funny.

Went to a party with this chick and a few of her friends. Ended up back at her house with her friends. Everyone is super drunk and trying to sleep it off except me and her. One of her friends is in the room with us but was beyond wasted so we both thought she was passed out. We start getting to business and the girl i am messing says stop . I stop and look around like tring to see what she is talking about and her friend had a pillow over her head and all you can see is two eyes staring right at us then she says "don't mind me act like I am not even here"

 

[purpl3vanz]

SOme of these stories

 but we'll never know for sure

"i wanna keep ur %$!@ FOREVER"

 

[purpl3vanz]

SOme of these stories

 but we'll never know for sure

"i wanna keep ur %$!@ FOREVER"

 

[ryannyc]

choke me curse at me rape me

 

[ryannyc]

choke me curse at me rape me

 

[malcala622]

Originally Posted by proper english

nothing too crazy.. but every single girl ive slept w/ has said this exact same thing.. almost word for word. 

"heeey!! get your finger out of my butt!...ohh uhhh, wait.. put it back in... 

"

Happens to me too

  

 

[malcala622]

Originally Posted by proper english

nothing too crazy.. but every single girl ive slept w/ has said this exact same thing.. almost word for word. 

"heeey!! get your finger out of my butt!...ohh uhhh, wait.. put it back in... 

"

Happens to me too

  

 

[datdude87]

Had this chick tell me...."I want your babies in my mouth."

....I couldn't hold it in, I started busting up laughing.

 

[datdude87]

Had this chick tell me...."I want your babies in my mouth."

....I couldn't hold it in, I started busting up laughing.

 

[untouchable jc]

"Don't put that condom on, I want it all inside of me"

"I want to taste our juices together"

 

[untouchable jc]

"Don't put that condom on, I want it all inside of me"

"I want to taste our juices together"

 

[extraordinary swag]

"Let me touch your gooch"

"f_ me like a rapist"

Her: "don't you pick up that remote!"
Me: "Shut up b_ and take this D" - Lil B

 

[blackmagnus514]

ya'll dudes putting ya'll finger in chicks butts then eating after

"this your ____ right.. "

Cant/wont post exactly what my girl says to me....but it's along the lines of drinking and tasting me

and the stereotypes about Dominicans/Hispanic women being overly passionate are too true. i was fingering her in my bed and she literally hopped on top of me and shoved my man inside her..

my girl is half Dominican and the sex is ultra passionate.Love it

 

[blackmagnus514]

ya'll dudes putting ya'll finger in chicks butts then eating after

"this your ____ right.. "

Cant/wont post exactly what my girl says to me....but it's along the lines of drinking and tasting me

and the stereotypes about Dominicans/Hispanic women being overly passionate are too true. i was fingering her in my bed and she literally hopped on top of me and shoved my man inside her..

my girl is half Dominican and the sex is ultra passionate.Love it

 

[extraordinary swag]

"Let me touch your gooch"

"f_ me like a rapist"

Her: "don't you pick up that remote!"
Me: "Shut up b_ and take this D" - Lil B

 

[omgitswes]

Originally Posted by reener

"If you ever eff another girl, I'ma cut your D off."

Someone told me this after our first.time. and she's the one that ended up getting with other dudes so I'm like whatev.Some of these stories are hilarious

 

[omgitswes]

Originally Posted by reener

"If you ever eff another girl, I'ma cut your D off."

Someone told me this after our first.time. and she's the one that ended up getting with other dudes so I'm like whatev.Some of these stories are hilarious

 

[38816]

Originally Posted by blackmagnus514


ya'll dudes putting ya'll finger in chicks butts then eating after 

  

 

[38816]

Originally Posted by blackmagnus514


ya'll dudes putting ya'll finger in chicks butts then eating after 

  

 

[6demonbag]

She said: I would be turned on if you *#%+ (deficate) on my chest. Needless to i couldn't even complete the task at hand as the thought of many a guy droppin a shaq-Fu on girls chest ran thru my mind

 

[6demonbag]

She said: I would be turned on if you *#%+ (deficate) on my chest. Needless to i couldn't even complete the task at hand as the thought of many a guy droppin a shaq-Fu on girls chest ran thru my mind

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by AllenIversonFan01

Pull out and nut on my mans name (lower back tat)

  were they still together?

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

"My name is not Johnathan"

  

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by AllenIversonFan01

Pull out and nut on my mans name (lower back tat)

  were they still together?

Originally Posted by Patrick Bateman

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

"My name is not Johnathan"

  

 

[38816]

"i was like '++!+ on you how, like after i hit it not call you back?' she like 'naw, i want you to $#%* over me and ++!+ on my stomach'......so after i %@@%% on the %%%$+....you know i %@@%% on the %%%$+..."