Crazy stories from your job.

[lightweight champion]

Did you feel disgusted with yourself with her being mediocre, Brolic? Because that's about the only reason I'd have passed up on guaranteed P.

 

[powerballin]

When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine.  She was like 6'2 and blonde.  She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her. 

Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell.  I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in.  I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn.  She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin. 

When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky.  While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras.  I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.

 

[h1n1proof]

When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine.  She was like 6'2 and blonde.  She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her. 

Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell.  I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in.  I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn.  She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin. 

When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky.  While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras.  I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.

Links or ducktales

 

[VinMillerHearn58]

When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine.  She was like 6'2 and blonde.  She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her. 

Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell.  I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in.  I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn.  She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin. 

When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky.  While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras.  I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.

Links of said female.

 

[thadocta]

When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine.  She was like 6'2 and blonde.  She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her. 

Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell.  I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in.  I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn.  She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin. 

When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky.  While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras.  I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.

u know the drill papi

 

[teamjordan79]

When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine.  She was like 6'2 and blonde.  She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her. 

Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell.  I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in.  I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn.  She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin. 

When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky.  While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras.  I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.

no consent form = law$uit

 

[Sir San Diego]

Wasn't that I was disgusted, I just didn't see the point when I was already smashing another woman on the regular and pop-tarts got that loose after not knowing me that long. While she was doming me she was telling me she likes to get her back door slammed and all I could think about after she gave me her number was doodoo on my dong. I had to pass. She was a little too wild for me. Prolly had a biohazard sign and a refreshment stand next to the p. Chick was something else.

 

[powerballin]

Wasn't that I was disgusted, I just didn't see the point when I was already smashing on the regular and she got that lose after not knowing her that long. While she was doming me she was telling me she likes to get her back door slammed and all I could think about after she gave me her number was doodoo on my dong. I had to pass. She was a little too wild for me. Prolly had a biohazard sign and a refreshment stand next to the p. Chick was something else.

sounds like my kind of chick.

 

[lightweight champion]

Gotcha. Yeah, mental images of doo on the d will kill the mood and basically any attraction

PowerBallin, I'm gonna need a link PM'd or a username. Something!

 

[imreallydirknowitzki]

This thread is lulz. I will contribute tomorrow, when it is not 4 am.

 

[eiddyfouw]

yo if i ever catch ava devine in real life im just smile and wio, idgaf.

you're likely to catch a disease just letting that broad breathe in your direction.

I would have to pass on that bird. Too nasty for me.

 

[swerve gotti]

me and my boy were just talkin about this last night. i don't have any crazy stories unfortunately but my boy works for a moving company so he's been driving all thru the states. he was just tellin me how they blow trees and hit up strip clubs and smash sloots and pros on the road. LOL. all on the company's tab. one of his boys slipped up and went raw. got that wayne song real quick.

 

[00david00]

man i only got 1 story that ive told a couple times here before. involved a business trip to new orleans, a strip club, my buddy, and $13K on the company card.

i remember this

 

[lexlieno]

Once upon a time at a former place of employment there was a secretary who was in her 30's and I was, younger. She wasn't the best looking woman, but she definitely had some sex appeal. She was half black and half something else, maybe Puerto Rican, I don't know for sure. She had a small frame and at least a D cup.
One day as I walked passed her desk she started a conversation with me. It was early in the morning and she was eating pop-tarts at her desk. She said something like "I bet you want some of my pop-tart" and me being on the job for only a week and change replied no, not really thinking anything of it. After I walked away the thought dawned on me that maybe she was talking about sex, but I thought I was tripping or looking too deep into it. I just made a note of the possibility and thought that if she said anything borderline again I would see how far she would take the conversation.
The next day I saw her outside while she was taking a smoke break and it was right before lunch time. She was talking to another woman and stopped her conversation to tell me I had nice hands. Thinking back to the pop-tart moment, I decided to push her to open up. So I replied "my hands aren't the only things that are nice." The other woman dipped and we had a short exchange that went something like this:
Her: "Oh yeah, what else is nice?"
Me: "You wanna find out?"
Her: "Meet me in the parking lot at lunch time..."
I did and we got in her car. I had no idea what she had in mind, but she drove me to an empty lot next to a school and told me to take it out. This woman, only knowing me for a couple of days domed me up for the whole lunch break and let me fondle her shirtless twins in broad day light. She gargled, swallowed and everything at the end. Then she gave me her number and told me to call in sick the next day and to meet her at her house early to have an all day session. I agreed and asked her to drive us back to work, but let me out at the corner.
The next day came and I took my black *** to work. She didn't. I saw her a day later and she had an attitude with me. We talked a couple times after that, but it was awkward and I quit the job about a month later.

Repped.  MOB

 

[faulkit28]

-Me and a co worker at a computer data company in the shipping department.  So one day 4 computers come in from fedex, the manifest said 3.  So he signs for them.  He knows that the guy drops off an extra computer so he keeps it for himself, thinking he's gonna flip it for a gazillion dollars,lol (me I beleive in karma, plus my job benefits are great so i'm not trying to mess that up).  2 days later fedex guy comes back for  the computer.  My co worker isn't there and since he signed he's resposible for it.  So my co worker shows up and denies the whole story and it blows over.  About a week or so later he cheats on his girl.  His girl wanting to revenge shows up at the job, with the stolen computer.

 (bad thing about this, he's still with this broad)

-When I worked at KB toys, had a manager who was like slow but knew how to do his job.  This girl who worked with us would always go hard on him( called him names, talked about him like a dog).   So one day its me, him, and the girl working.  Now its me by myself working up front doing everything.  And i'm wondering where the other two are.  So about an hour goes past and its getting crazy busy and I need help.  No one is answering the intercom so I say f' it and go to the back office.  As soon as I open the door,  I see the girl sucking my manager off something major.

 

[you go boy]

ok let me explain how crazy it got when i got fired from my last job... my coworker named heidy who i was cool with was quitting on friday and wasnt planning in coming in to work... so the weeks prior to her quitting me and her were talking mad ish on skype about my boss, the company in general and this girl she hated emma... stupid move on my part but i hated my job... so i was talking mad wreckless i wasnt cursing but still... i was saying how that girl emma is a *** and how shes dead to me and i dont care about her or my boss... i was saying this job is just something that pays me and i dont give a damn about it... so heidy calls me the thursday prior to her quitting telling me my boss is reading the skype messages and i was like whatever not thinking too much of it because its already to late for me to do anything... so i go to work that friday and my boss calls me in the office and he has pages of pages reading my skype messages with heidy and im shook, embarrased but at the same time it was hilarious especially when he was reading the skype messages... he was all threatening me saying why dont you say this to my face instead of skype? so he goes on this rant about my messages on skype and hows hes pissed about me doing all that and asks me if i want to quit.. mind you everytime he got mad at me he asked this question kind of like he wanted me to quit instead of firing me... so i said no thats too easy... he was like well go i dont want you here anymore... so i walked out and didnt say nothing to nobody... i went to heidy place because i had nowhere else go at the time... so we just chatting it up and i found out my boss called the cops on me... and the cops are calling me and heidys phone... the story was that i tried to hit emma car with mines... mind you i have a benz why would i do that and to top it off my boss denied me unemployment of course so i couldnt collect for 2 months ... only if unemployment knew how crazy my boss was then they would understand

 

[eashawty]

-Me and a co worker at a computer data company in the shipping department.  So one day 4 computers come in from fedex, the manifest said 3.  So he signs for them.  He knows that the guy drops off an extra computer so he keeps it for himself, thinking he's gonna flip it for a gazillion dollars,lol (me I beleive in karma, plus my job benefits are great so i'm not trying to mess that up).  2 days later fedex guy comes back for  the computer.  My co worker isn't there and since he signed he's resposible for it.  So my co worker shows up and denies the whole story and it blows over.  About a week or so later he cheats on his girl.  His girl wanting to revenge shows up at the job, with the stolen computer.  (bad thing about this, he's still with this broad)

i woulda gave her *** the chris brown x lil reese treatment for that

 

[champagne papi]

Gotcha. Yeah, mental images of doo on the d will kill the mood and basically any attraction

PowerBallin, I'm gonna need a link PM'd or a username. Something!

this.

 

[blakep267]

ok let me explain how crazy it got when i got fired from my last job... my coworker named heidy who i was cool with was quitting on friday and wasnt planning in coming in to work... so the weeks prior to her quitting me and her were talking mad ish on skype about my boss, the company in general and this girl she hated emma... stupid move on my part but i hated my job... so i was talking mad wreckless i wasnt cursing but still... i was saying how that girl emma is a *** and how shes dead to me and i dont care about her or my boss... i was saying this job is just something that pays me and i dont give a damn about it... so heidy calls me the thursday prior to her quitting telling me my boss is reading the skype messages and i was like whatever not thinking too much of it because its already to late for me to do anything... so i go to work that friday and my boss calls me in the office and he has pages of pages reading my skype messages with heidy and im shook, embarrased but at the same time it was hilarious especially when he was reading the skype messages... he was all threatening me saying why dont you say this to my face instead of skype? so he goes on this rant about my messages on skype and hows hes pissed about me doing all that and asks me if i want to quit.. mind you everytime he got mad at me he asked this question kind of like he wanted me to quit instead of firing me... so i said no thats too easy... he was like well go i dont want you here anymore... so i walked out and didnt say nothing to nobody... i went to heidy place because i had nowhere else go at the time... so we just chatting it up and i found out my boss called the cops on me... and the cops are calling me and heidys phone... the story was that i tried to hit emma car with mines... mind you i have a benz why would i do that and to top it off my boss denied me unemployment of course so i couldnt collect for 2 months ... only if unemployment knew how crazy my boss was then they would understand

were you skyping while at work? if not, then Im not sure how a private convo could be used against u

 

[eyedea]

Did ya see the page 2 definition

Spoiler: Warning%3A%20Spoiler!

Dude lets off in the cheeks and then she farts it back out . . .

Which one was dude referring to?

the second, it was a prostitution sting.... although boofing out the load is twisted man.....

anyway i got another story later today when i have more time....

 

[atlien seeko]

sounds like my kind of chick.

I'm sayin tho...

When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine. She was like 6'2 and blonde. She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her.

Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell. I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in. I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn. She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin.

When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky. While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras. I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.

I'M SAYIN THO!

 

[champagne papi]

When I Worked at target, when i was new...almost every guy got fired for blazing on the job even the cart guy and janitor etc..

turns out one dude ratted everybody to keep his valuable 7.00$ dollar an hour target job

he got caught first too, some real sleaze ball type ishhh.

he was a ghost the rest of the time i was there, never spoke again.

word is he got caught in traffic word to lil reese

some years laters, car full of dudes that he helped get fired jumped him.

karma.

 

[socluis90]

My work story involves some dude dying while eating during a wedding. Dude had shellfish allergy and ate shrimp anyways. Swelled his throat up and he died.

Ambulance swooped him up and party continued. You would never know someone died if you walked in 30 mins later.

 

[iwearnikes]

One day while working at a shoe store I met this older broad 36-38yrs old w kids and got her number. We start texting and within a couple of days she wants to meet up at my job during lunch. I get into her car and tells me how I'm so young and how she shouldn't be even meeting me on the first place. I knew this broad hadn't had any D in a while so words exchange we start kissing and starts rubbing me down at the pants. She unzips my zipper and takes out the D. She goes on and says how fat and big it is and starts to fap me off. So we end up talking and we arrange to meet up after work as I'm already late. So hours go by and after work she picks me up in her van. She drives off and parks on quite street when we go to the back of the van and get our smash on. She was so tight I could feel my junk tearing it up funny thing is her van is rocking back and fourth and 30min go by and we see that a car parks right behind her van. So we stop and put our clothes back on and we drive off. Btw this is the same chick my boss was trying to get at but had no game. He wanted proof so I showed him the pictures

 

[rellireloaded]

My work story involves some dude dying while eating during a wedding. Dude had shellfish allergy and ate shrimp anyways. Swelled his throat up and he died.
Ambulance swooped him up and party continued. You would never know someone died if you walked in 30 mins later.

Same thing happened at this giant pool party.  Except dude drowned.  But it was like F it the party must go one.  The house was so big tho half the party didn't even know someone had died till it was over.  They just figured a helicopter landing in the backyard was part of the festivities.