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Creepiest thing a girl has ever said to you? Vol. VA Girls Are Nuts....
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Originally Posted by COOLnificent
Originally Posted by Retro23J
"Will you wait for me so we can get married?"
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liesOriginally Posted by IMPORTKING
her- my keyboard smells like +#!
me- how u know it smells like ?
her- watch.. sticks pinky and her butt and smells it.
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Oh my....LMAOO@the anal beads one....and the pinky in bottom area...that's a dumbs down...im scared just knowing girls like that exist...i pray i have tonever come within proximity of girls like the ones listed in this thread...
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I'm a virgin. I want you to have sex with my sister first, before we do anything.....
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"I want you to get me pregnant, don't you want to have a kid?"
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A chick I knew for all of 30 secs told me she wanted to have my twins. I am usually a good detector of sarcasm but she was dead serious. I gave her thestoneface and kept it moving.
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When you put it in, my pinky toe curls.
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"Oh Daddy, Do you you like it when I call you daddy?"
Hell No, thats just weird. This is while smashing
Hell No, thats just weird. This is while smashing
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A month into the relationship:
"I wanna have your baby" (then goes into family talk)
lolwut?
"I wanna have your baby" (then goes into family talk)
lolwut?
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sounds normal to me
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Yea the daddy thing is just creepy
bobbybrownpacks
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you're so beautiful. i want to put a picture of you on my wall.
she did take a pic. while i was sleep. and did that rasterbate thing.
next time i went to her house a big !%* picture of me on the wall made of dots knocked all the way out
with my mouth wide open lookin ******ed. she said i looked sexy when i slept.
needless to say she was deaded instantly.
she did take a pic. while i was sleep. and did that rasterbate thing.
next time i went to her house a big !%* picture of me on the wall made of dots knocked all the way out
with my mouth wide open lookin ******ed. she said i looked sexy when i slept.
needless to say she was deaded instantly.
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me - do you have a myspace?
her - do you have a phone?
ew....
her - do you have a phone?
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My first date with my girl and i quote
Her"Let me help you cut your food"
Me"ok sure"
Her" I cant wait till we cut our cake like this"
Me"
I had to laugh it off she had a knife
She turned out great tho
Her"Let me help you cut your food"
Me"ok sure"
Her" I cant wait till we cut our cake like this"
Me"
I had to laugh it off she had a knife
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you need to take licking lessions from Muffy(her dog)
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"is that your penis? HAHAHAHAHA"
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In a way it sounds like she wants to be smashing her dad, which is weird to me
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... wait for it
wait for it...
wait for it...
word to elPablo21
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A girl I was fooling around with turned out to be coo-coo for coco puffs. I stopped talking to her altogether, and to get me to talk to her again, she sends mea text claiming she may be pregnant. On the same text, she writes, "I don't know how you want to proceed but abortion is NOT an option". Aftershe tries to pull this crap for a couple of days, she tells me she is going back to the doctor to find out the status. I told her to fax me a copy of thepregnancy results. This is on a Thursday. Of course, once I didn't get a text from her that day, I knew she was lying. On Saturday night, I get a text fromher saying she miss-carried and is in the hospital now. After receiving this text, I sign online, and low and behold, there she is online.
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"Watch your drink me and my friends are going to ruffie you tonight"
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tell me about it i live in the NOVA area
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