Creepiest thing a girl has ever said to you? Vol. VA Girls Are Nuts....

[tmoney85]

"are you in yet?"

 

[albooboo5]

yungchamp wrote:

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can you play wit my bootyhole while i top u off?

no manners. the least you could do while a fine young lady is fellating you is stimulate her anally.

 

[robby valentino]

Originally Posted by yungchamp

can you play wit my bootyhole while i top u off?

"so after i played with her bootyhole..."

 

[bilbo07]

"All I know is my husband better be rich." Cut her from the team real quick.

 

[vctry20]

Put your finger in my @%*

Same chick drunk dialed me once:
"The reason you seem so right Andy (Me), is that I can see us still together in the future, I mean the distant future"

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by vctry20

Put your finger in my @%*

Same chick drunk dialed me once:
"The reason you seem so right Andy (Me), is that I can see us still together in the future, I mean the distant future"

so why didnt you just put ur finger in her bootyhole?

 

[weekend girl]

Ya'll poly with some crazy **! broads

 

[jpioneer]

"I feel like burning something down"

 

[ninerfaithful]

"lemme stick my finger in your butt" my ex wanted to find my "g spot"

 

[timelessflight]

"let me stick this dildo in your $$$, I've always wanted to try that on a guy"


stupid *!%+#$#

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by TimelessFlight

"let me stick this dildo in your $$$, I've always wanted to try that on a guy"


stupid *!%+#$#

my girl asked if she could put her vibrator on my balls.

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by IMPORTKING

her- my keyboard smells like +#!
me- how u know it smells like ?
her- watch.. sticks pinky and her butt and smells it.

What?!!!

 

[bigteezy]

after just meeting her that night and talking to her on the phone for an hour:

her: "you're the type of guy i want to spend the rest of my life with."

me: "yea.....uhhh.....i dont even know you."

same girl after i cut her out of my life one year later.

"ive dated two guys since you and they look and act just like you."

me: "oh yea...............thats cool."

plus she has always said "i love you" at the end of our phone convos and im like "ok, see you later."

crazy b****

 

[yungchamp]

stalkers

 

[frostythepoptart]

i want your raw ... inside of me

i just grilled her like she was the dumbest chick on earth.

random hook up at a party and this is right before i beat

 

[cucumbercool]

her."can you pee on me?"
me."whattt"
her."yeah, i like it. only in the bathtub though"

 

[daffy 016]

random skeezer told me she loved me after smashing on the first day i met her made me want to pull out

 

[timelessflight]

"Can I *%## on you"

x infinity

 

[reeeem0]

Originally Posted by NinerFaithful

"lemme stick my finger in your butt" my ex wanted to find my "g spot"

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

 

[outforaction]

Originally Posted by cucumbercool

her."can you pee on me?"
me."whattt"
her."yeah, i like it. only in the bathtub though"

i can relate to this one and a couple othere.

i remember trying to get a quick hit with this chick and we talked for bout a month. I told her i loved her to seal the deal....i didnt get any so i ended itand its been more then a year and shes like youre the only guys who has truly loved me...

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by reeeem0

Originally Posted by NinerFaithful

"lemme stick my finger in your butt" my ex wanted to find my "g spot"

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Nah man lotta girls wanna try that after they read it in a cosmopolitan/seventeen magazine etc

 

[snaggykicks]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

Originally Posted by reeeem0

Originally Posted by NinerFaithful

"lemme stick my finger in your butt" my ex wanted to find my "g spot"

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

Nah man lotta girls wanna try that after they read it a cosmopolitan/seventeen magazine etc

 

[jason23richardson]

GAL: "Anal?"

ME: "Ewwww."

 

[albooboo5]

Originally Posted by Hen Lin 32

Mangudai954 wrote:

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reeeem0 wrote:

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NinerFaithful wrote:

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"lemme stick my finger in your butt" my ex wanted to find my "g spot"

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE










Nah man lotta girls wanna try that after they read it a cosmopolitan/seventeen magazine etc

silly broads, we dont have g spots.

actually believe it or not we do. read about it in mens health mag. now answer my question about white broccoli pizza

 

[mangudai954]

actually believe it or not we do. read about it in mens health mag.


Yea. Thats why it feels good when you get a chick to like that one spot